Jeff Rush
@jeffrush.bsky.social
He/Him. Data muckety muck @ TheDataYouNeed.com
Coming soon: NicksKnacks.art
Coming soon: NicksKnacks.art
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JUST IN: AG Pam Bondi deletes a post touting a chart as proof of the Trump administration's success in reducing drug overdoses—after being informed the data actually reflected the *Biden* administration’s record.
December 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
JUST IN: AG Pam Bondi deletes a post touting a chart as proof of the Trump administration's success in reducing drug overdoses—after being informed the data actually reflected the *Biden* administration’s record.
I feel like the word 'known' here is fairly concerning
December 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I feel like the word 'known' here is fairly concerning
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From time to time I randomly get pulled into watching some To The Moon blind let's plays and I am once again comprised 95% out of snot and tears.
December 28, 2025 at 4:28 AM
From time to time I randomly get pulled into watching some To The Moon blind let's plays and I am once again comprised 95% out of snot and tears.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
*glances at clock blinking 2:26*
Cool. Glad I randomly woke up super early. Coolcoolcool.
Cool. Glad I randomly woke up super early. Coolcoolcool.
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 AM
*glances at clock blinking 2:26*
Cool. Glad I randomly woke up super early. Coolcoolcool.
Cool. Glad I randomly woke up super early. Coolcoolcool.
As I wake from a lovely afternoon nap and the final lingering relics of the dreamscape that accompanied it dissipate into nothingness, I am left only with the angry realization that Rikki-Tikki-Toffee does not appear to be a real thing.
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As I wake from a lovely afternoon nap and the final lingering relics of the dreamscape that accompanied it dissipate into nothingness, I am left only with the angry realization that Rikki-Tikki-Toffee does not appear to be a real thing.
I'm not asking for a white christmas or anything but seriously?
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I'm not asking for a white christmas or anything but seriously?
Idea: BSG-themed vitamins marketed under the name Sosaweol
December 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Idea: BSG-themed vitamins marketed under the name Sosaweol
Well that was a disturbing dream. Started with me trying to get my smart device to turn on the lights but it wasn't registering my voice. Me saying "system, turn living room lights on" kept getting more unrecognizable each time I tried.
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Well that was a disturbing dream. Started with me trying to get my smart device to turn on the lights but it wasn't registering my voice. Me saying "system, turn living room lights on" kept getting more unrecognizable each time I tried.
Amazon just recommended a 5lb bag of orange M&Ms.
I don't... -not- need a 5lb bag of orange M&Ms.
I don't... -not- need a 5lb bag of orange M&Ms.
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Amazon just recommended a 5lb bag of orange M&Ms.
I don't... -not- need a 5lb bag of orange M&Ms.
I don't... -not- need a 5lb bag of orange M&Ms.
Of mice AND men? In -this- economy?!
December 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Of mice AND men? In -this- economy?!
phew, for minute I was afraid I'd miss this one crossing the 1b mark. Sort of like waiting for an odometer to rollover
December 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
phew, for minute I was afraid I'd miss this one crossing the 1b mark. Sort of like waiting for an odometer to rollover
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December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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"I can't believe he said x"
Yes, yes you can.
"No, I really can't."
Then you are a fool or, at a minimum, taking great efforts to be a shining paragon of self-delusion.
Yes, yes you can.
"No, I really can't."
Then you are a fool or, at a minimum, taking great efforts to be a shining paragon of self-delusion.
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
"I can't believe he said x"
Yes, yes you can.
"No, I really can't."
Then you are a fool or, at a minimum, taking great efforts to be a shining paragon of self-delusion.
Yes, yes you can.
"No, I really can't."
Then you are a fool or, at a minimum, taking great efforts to be a shining paragon of self-delusion.
What's next? The Shitstain-McGillicuddy Institute for Child Welfare?
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What's next? The Shitstain-McGillicuddy Institute for Child Welfare?
For those who want to save time and braincells here is a direct musical translation of the speech: youtu.be/uLeAot4Zrxo?...
Kirin J. Callinan's - Screaming cowboy
YouTube video by Alex Sidman
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
For those who want to save time and braincells here is a direct musical translation of the speech: youtu.be/uLeAot4Zrxo?...
Man I really need to get out of debt so I can get out of dodge.
December 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Man I really need to get out of debt so I can get out of dodge.
You know what Thanos? Go for it.
December 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
You know what Thanos? Go for it.