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Jeff Kranz
@jeffkra.nz
Sr Product Manager @ Salesforce: Automation, Flow, and Invocable Actions

Formerly Product Management @ Riskonnect

Occasional Contributor to http://unofficialsf.com

I live in a hexagon-shaped house on the side of a mountain

📍Denver (née Chicago)
I think Bari Weiss isn't subtle enough in her programming choices for CBS to find her useful in the long term. She's going to cause ratings to tank. The question is: does she last long enough to hire Bill Maher to CBS before she gets canned?
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Breaking: Disney+ to add a "Rule 34" category to the app
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my Bluesky account
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen

Jimmy Page & the Black Crowes
The Who
The Smashing Pumpkins
Rage Against The Machine
Les Paul (with special guest Keith Richards)

Honorable mentions:

Santana
Page & Plant
Buddy Guy
Rush
Queens of the Stoneage
John Paul Jones
King Crimson
Weezer
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Rage Against The Machine
IDLES
Slipknot
Action Bronson
Body Count

That made me realize I am haven't been to many Hip Hop shows.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Pink Floyd
Underworld
Debbie Harry
INXS
Status Quo
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
roses are red
violets are blue
prompt an LLM with a rhyme
to make them --drop tables too
Looks like LLMs are *very* vulnerable to attack via poetic allusion: "curated poetic prompts yielded high attack-success rates (ASR), with some providers exceeding 90% ..."

https://arxiv.org/html/2511.15304v1
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
b! 7! 4! 1!

I can't believe it's taken me this long to discover this King Gizzard album. It's like some previously undiscovered recording archives of a superband from the late 60s / early 70s
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"talks about a topic"

Which topic, you might wonder....
First I’m sorry that you had such tragic experiences. That’s horrific.

1) if a person on the news, such as a female journalist talks about a topic, does she deserve threats in a joking way?
2) would you believe those acceptable to receive on your account?
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Me [using a turkey baster to siphon the brain matter oozing out of my ears and injecting it back in my head through my nose]: ... "Just the News"
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Me [using a turkey baster to siphon the brain matter oozing out of my ears and injecting it back in my head through my nose]: ... "Just the News"
Assistant: do you want that last part in the tweet or are you telling that to me
Me: send it, Miriam
Assistant: with that last part inclu-
Me: SEMD IT
November 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
no no no, my guitar is not out of tune. i'm, uh, experimenting in microtonal music
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Once the legal precedence is established to answer the question "is a sandwich a weapon?" it is only a matter of time until the courts must answer "is a hot dog a sandwich weapon?"1
August 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
One of the most frustrating things in life is smelling popcorn but not being able to find popcorn
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Pie - Strawberry Rhubarb
Ice Cream - Americone Dream
Donut - Fruit-filled
Bar - Lemon
Cake - Flourless Chocolate
Other - Chocolate Mousse with Raspberry Sauce
Pie - Apple
Ice Cream - Cookies n Cream
Donut - Old Fashioned
Bar - Rice Krispies Treat
Cake - German Chocolate
Other - Bread Pudding
Pie: blackberry
Ice cream: cookie dough
Donut: Salty Donut salted brown butter
Bar: Nanaimo
Cake: Basque cheesecake
Other: chocolate mousse
September 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
August 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hehehe... wait
August 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Once the legal precedence is established to answer the question "is a sandwich a weapon?" it is only a matter of time until the courts must answer "is a hot dog a sandwich weapon?"1
August 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
in a sane world, meta would be shut down and dismantled for parts for this
This is bonkers.
August 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
my earliest memory of going to a movie theater is seeing the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie on release weekend with a handful of my friends for my 6th birthday party. Cowabunga!
August 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The Erie canal was built before Chicago was incorporated, and it was the existence of the Erie canal that helped Chicago become a major city lmfao
This man has zero idea what the fuck he's talking about. Eat shit and stay away from Chicago.
August 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Took my family for a week at a cabin in the mountains and took the best night sky photo I've taken yet.

18mm, f/3.5, ISO4000, 25s
July 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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In the past month NYT has published 32 articles that mention Mamdani and “globalize the intifada", 13 that mention Israel's fake "aid" agency that's killed 800+, 5 on Israel's starvation campaign and two that mention, in passing, child amputees in Gaza. I argue this is makes no sense and is depraved
Child Amputees, Aid Massacres, Mass Starvation—the Israeli War Crimes NYT Covers Less than Mamdani and 'Globalize the Intifada'
Theoretical, third order, speculative violence must be condemned while actual, real world mass violence, that actually exists in reality, is seen as normal and unworthy of sustained coverage.
www.columnblog.com
July 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Happy day off of work day (this is a Sprite with ice cubes made out of leftover unchurned pineapple lime sorbet and fresh strawberries)
July 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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The saga of the NYT's anti-Mamdani story taken from notorious white supremacist Jordan Lasker (they call him an "academic") gets even more amazing: Lasker's only impactful paper, which claimed white people are smarter, is infamous: it misused data so badly it got his tenured co-author fired. 2/
July 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I wonder if some day the conversations about remote vs in person work for software development teams will have a realization about how elegantly mob/ensemble programming just kind of makes much of the debate just ... dissolve away
I'm a diehard remote person, but... The second half of this ^ is very true.

I'm convinced teamwork needs micro-communication. Like, imagine trying to cook a stew in the same kitchen as everyone and not being able to ask the other people how small they're cutting their vegetables.
June 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM