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now why the hell did they put this in there
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
still thinking about how the answer to this question is he accidentally took a xanax that night
okay but why was nobody wearing a shirt in the parking lot fight? i get why jax and frank did, but fail to understand why tom sandoval removed his shirt
January 1, 2026 at 12:28 AM
this reads as mad libs to me
Timothée Chalamet was offered a butt double for the spanking scene in ‘Marty Supreme’ but insisted he could do it, Kevin O’Leary reveals:

“He didn’t want some other a** immortalized.”
December 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Free Carl from his chiclet veneers
a black dog is standing next to a pile of clothes and looking at the camera .
ALT: a black dog is standing next to a pile of clothes and looking at the camera .
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December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
starting winter house s3. can't tell if im too gay hockey brained at the moment, but alex and brian are definitely lovers
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
im deeply fucked up that was too much in 48 hours #heatedrivalry
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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im so happy gay exists
December 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
y'all big fans of milk toast?
December 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
at the tail end of s7 of #summerhouse . if i were to say #freecarl would i be a misogynist or normal. im not a part of the fandom sorry
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
worst part of starting heated rivalry is now my cigarette intake will double for the near future #heatedrivalry
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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finished episode 1 #heatedrivalry. 🧵 by the gym scene i was completely hooked and now i’m unwell. Hey Jane, see you in two weeks 😉 xo Lily
December 24, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
andrea's inability to stop crying during italian night is KILLING ME
i love everything about this episode so much #summerhouse
December 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
"welcome to survivor 50, mr beast"
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a chair with his hands in the air
Alt: obama confused with hands in air
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December 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
it's so easy for me to side with marcus and kim #pumprules
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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also kim and marcus are built for this and a lot of the rest of them are just try hards #sorry
December 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
this rando gabby just getting sniped out by venus is the funniest shit #pumprules
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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cowgirl sydney sweeney and the big cousin are kinda so weird #pumprules
December 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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just not she daughter or vince she not son
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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TRAITORS US 4 OFFICIAL TRAILER #thetraitorsus
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Me when I’m vindicated
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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sharks, friends, family
December 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
carol was looking thru the following of the summer house cast, and disappointingly showed me that luke followed someone problematic. it was kirk cousins page
when i asked if she knows who that is she said "i thought that was charlie kirk's cousins" 😭😭😭
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
3 episodes into season 5 of summer house. at this point i'm almost convinced carl and luke fucked last summer #summerhouse
December 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM