Jocelyn
@jechatnoir.bsky.social
Pittsburgh actor and comedian. Loves San Dimas. She wore glasses, to show that time had passed.
In a fit of I don’t know what I have ordered 2 books- War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy and 107 days by @kamalaharris.com and I love this for me
September 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
In a fit of I don’t know what I have ordered 2 books- War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy and 107 days by @kamalaharris.com and I love this for me
It probably wasn’t totally my fault but I maybe was a factor in my cast mate dislocating her thumb and boy do I feel bad about it 😣
September 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It probably wasn’t totally my fault but I maybe was a factor in my cast mate dislocating her thumb and boy do I feel bad about it 😣
You ever get paralyzed by the bad news machine in your hands?
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You ever get paralyzed by the bad news machine in your hands?
I have an IMDb listing for a short film I did and that is awesome and fun. But my name is spelled wrong and is there a way I can fix that?? I
August 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I have an IMDb listing for a short film I did and that is awesome and fun. But my name is spelled wrong and is there a way I can fix that?? I
I mean- he is the governor of California and I think that really explains everything.
August 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I mean- he is the governor of California and I think that really explains everything.
I had something really bizarre sent to me in a spam message on messenger. Does anyone out there have the singular talent of being able to track who a spam account belongs to?
August 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I had something really bizarre sent to me in a spam message on messenger. Does anyone out there have the singular talent of being able to track who a spam account belongs to?
What gif pops up when you type your name?
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
What gif pops up when you type your name?
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
August 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
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South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
July 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.
Y’all think they’ll let Ghislaine out when they tell her to testify that nothing ever happened?
July 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Y’all think they’ll let Ghislaine out when they tell her to testify that nothing ever happened?
There is a weirdly large population of fake Keanu accounts forever trying to get with me.
July 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
There is a weirdly large population of fake Keanu accounts forever trying to get with me.
Today years old when I learned my dad’s birthday is also the anniversary of the day Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton (it’s today)
July 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Today years old when I learned my dad’s birthday is also the anniversary of the day Aaron Burr shot Alexander Hamilton (it’s today)
The asshole from the Real World Vegas is going to run NASA.
The man too afraid to ride the 6 train is gonna take you to space.
July 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The asshole from the Real World Vegas is going to run NASA.
Nothing hits quite like actor dinner time
July 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Nothing hits quite like actor dinner time
Fetterman’s office shut off the voicemail. @fetterman.senate.gov @crookednews.crooked.com
June 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Fetterman’s office shut off the voicemail. @fetterman.senate.gov @crookednews.crooked.com
“I’m gonna disassociate so hard,”
—me, on the subject of upcoming family vacation
—me, on the subject of upcoming family vacation
June 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“I’m gonna disassociate so hard,”
—me, on the subject of upcoming family vacation
—me, on the subject of upcoming family vacation
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hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
When the constitutional crisis hits the fan, I like to go shopping. What are yinz doing???
June 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
When the constitutional crisis hits the fan, I like to go shopping. What are yinz doing???
SCOTUS has me laying in the dark with a cool cloth on my forehead I love this
June 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
SCOTUS has me laying in the dark with a cool cloth on my forehead I love this
Um anyone else feel like there is just too much going on
June 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Um anyone else feel like there is just too much going on
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EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
June 22, 2025 at 1:32 PM
EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
It’s like I had a really wonderful summer day with horses and alpacas and wine but also we’re in fucking hell.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It’s like I had a really wonderful summer day with horses and alpacas and wine but also we’re in fucking hell.
Apparently my seven year old nephew doesn’t understand ambient lighting
June 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Apparently my seven year old nephew doesn’t understand ambient lighting
Cannot get over the cognitive dissonance of simply being aware of current events and then working in a corporate environment that is not responding to any of it.
June 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Cannot get over the cognitive dissonance of simply being aware of current events and then working in a corporate environment that is not responding to any of it.
Im at the pool. I forgot to bring lip balm. Will I survive this.
June 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Im at the pool. I forgot to bring lip balm. Will I survive this.