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Jordan Baker
@jbaker.bsky.social
No longer the one from Gatsby. Still trying to find the source of that sound in the Colombian jungle.
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Both of these go crazy at 80mph in the CA/NV desert fyi.
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Oh my god.
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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let's FUCKIN GOOoooOO
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Magellan 2025 qualifier confirmed, welcome to the race Lav Diaz.
October 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yup, that’s me.
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Another “what am I missing here?” Palme winner. 🫤
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We made it.
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
That one dinner scene in After the Hunt:
October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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One of her finest line readings
October 12, 2025 at 1:53 AM
💔
October 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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When I once again have to enter the two-factor authentication code to log in
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Huge for her.
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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@ chess broadway release Nicholas Christopher’s Anthem you cowards
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Some personal news:
August 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Rotunno the absolute madman.
August 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
August 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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“my son can’t be gay, he’s obsessed with women”

the woman:
August 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Il cinema è vivo.
people keep sharing clips from the ice cube war of the worlds movie and I'm fucking dying
August 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
August 2, 2025 at 11:47 PM
August 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Best profile in the business.
July 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Feeling normal.
July 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM