Jayme ✨
@jaymekarly.bsky.social
just a bimbo with a master’s degree in English
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
Why is the world being run by people with the emotional maturity of toddlers
January 6, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Why is the world being run by people with the emotional maturity of toddlers
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
August 26, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Before Fleetwood Mac made history in 1977 with the release of their album Rumours, no band had ever had the idea to make every song on a record good
Nothing makes one feel like a princess more than being the only girl at the Valvoline
December 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nothing makes one feel like a princess more than being the only girl at the Valvoline
We as a society need to reckon with the fact that the High School Musical movies are in fact perfect and should be studied as the epitome of appealing to a balanced audience. Kenny Ortega really did that, but three times
December 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
We as a society need to reckon with the fact that the High School Musical movies are in fact perfect and should be studied as the epitome of appealing to a balanced audience. Kenny Ortega really did that, but three times
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i don't think i'd complain about there being too many benoit blanc mysteries until we hit the 25 or 30 mark
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i don't think i'd complain about there being too many benoit blanc mysteries until we hit the 25 or 30 mark
#1 best thing about snow days is being able to cook my meals and take as much time as I want to prepare and eat them
December 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
#1 best thing about snow days is being able to cook my meals and take as much time as I want to prepare and eat them
Today’s fun fact is that Stephen King co-wrote an X-Files episode about an evil doll
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Today’s fun fact is that Stephen King co-wrote an X-Files episode about an evil doll
Watching the new Netflix movie “Jingle Bell Heist” and both of these supposedly rather poor people each have a $250 backpack
December 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Watching the new Netflix movie “Jingle Bell Heist” and both of these supposedly rather poor people each have a $250 backpack
Just almost got in a fight with my sister over the fact that I want to see Wicked part 2 with my boyfriend before I see it with her
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Just almost got in a fight with my sister over the fact that I want to see Wicked part 2 with my boyfriend before I see it with her
Wrapped the fall musical today, had a big sigh of relief, and immediately felt my nose get stuffier. My body is ready to give up
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wrapped the fall musical today, had a big sigh of relief, and immediately felt my nose get stuffier. My body is ready to give up
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me writing a 5 star review after seeing a film that just changed my life
October 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
me writing a 5 star review after seeing a film that just changed my life
Hot take: Chris Hemsworth’s best acting took place in the first ten minutes of the Star Trek reboot movie
October 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hot take: Chris Hemsworth’s best acting took place in the first ten minutes of the Star Trek reboot movie
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PSA:
If reading wasn’t political, they wouldn’t be banning books.
If reading wasn’t political, they wouldn’t be banning books.
October 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
PSA:
If reading wasn’t political, they wouldn’t be banning books.
If reading wasn’t political, they wouldn’t be banning books.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
I had a student this week who was attempting to write about a trip to “Panimal City Beach” bc rural Indiana is just like that in terms of its pronunciation
September 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I had a student this week who was attempting to write about a trip to “Panimal City Beach” bc rural Indiana is just like that in terms of its pronunciation
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GRUMPYE TEENAGE SHAKESPEARE:
"Thys ys just a stage, son."
"ALL THE WORLDE YS A STAGE, DAD!!!! UGH!'
"Thys ys just a stage, son."
"ALL THE WORLDE YS A STAGE, DAD!!!! UGH!'
September 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
GRUMPYE TEENAGE SHAKESPEARE:
"Thys ys just a stage, son."
"ALL THE WORLDE YS A STAGE, DAD!!!! UGH!'
"Thys ys just a stage, son."
"ALL THE WORLDE YS A STAGE, DAD!!!! UGH!'
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someone should invent a little glowing box that brings you good news instead of anguish
May 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
someone should invent a little glowing box that brings you good news instead of anguish
Unfortunately my new hobby is “making really good sandwiches,” which I can only participate in a max of twice a day
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Unfortunately my new hobby is “making really good sandwiches,” which I can only participate in a max of twice a day
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doctor: you have 119 minutes to live
me:
me:
August 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
doctor: you have 119 minutes to live
me:
me:
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The Criterion Closet ys a TARDIS.
August 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The Criterion Closet ys a TARDIS.
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You kan not run educacioun lyke a businesse. A businesse ys ther to make a profit. Educacioun ys ther to make the future.
August 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You kan not run educacioun lyke a businesse. A businesse ys ther to make a profit. Educacioun ys ther to make the future.
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Gen A.I. kan teache us so manye lessons
about greede and chicanery
about greede and chicanery
July 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Gen A.I. kan teache us so manye lessons
about greede and chicanery
about greede and chicanery
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The artes and culture and instituciouns and connectiouns that sustayne us as people wyth heartes and soules are being dismantled for financial gayne by forces that wisshe us to be more alone
July 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The artes and culture and instituciouns and connectiouns that sustayne us as people wyth heartes and soules are being dismantled for financial gayne by forces that wisshe us to be more alone