jay (they/them)
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jay (they/them)
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jay, 31, they/them… ask me about Survivor
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“Do you know how many alleged narcoterrorists have controlled Latin Anerican countries in the last ten years?"

“Counting or not counting the CIA?"
January 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Another reason I’m perpetually single: I won’t settle for someone who won’t love me like Penner love(s/d) his wife
January 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I love having lots of friends who don’t know each other so I can tell the same joke 1 million times like it’s brand new and I just came up with it
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 PM
“We led a coup in Venezuela” to the tune of “I took a pill in Ibiza”
January 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
going to start saying I’ve been “mandatorily forced” to do things that even slightly inconvenience me btw
What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam
January 2, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Nothing but respect for our troops
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Final project of 2025 is in the books!
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
omg the bb kelley boomerang idol on s51 #survivor
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i'd be ok if zac brown showed up at the sanctuary to play in the background of a reward or something like its fuckin bachelor in paradise or something #survivor #survivor50
December 20, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Not my doctor thinking Rob Cesternino was Adam Sandler on my #RHAP shirt…
December 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Jeffrey Lee Probst can go on Beast Games but keep James Stephen “Mr Beast” Donaldson OFF MY FUCKING SHOW. #survivor #survivor49
December 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Wait I fell asleep before the end of the finale … yall are telling me that the Billie Eilish boomerang is a REAL THING??? #survivor #survivor50
December 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Jeff said get the fuck outta here lmao #survivor #survivor49
December 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
jeff looks so done with rizo's bullshit #survivor #survivor49
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
if i were out here on this island with these people i think i would self evict #survivor #survivor49
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
girl at a certain point you gotta realize that if you're the one always making jokes you can't be mad when people laugh #survivor #survivor49
December 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
yall these people take things way too personally #survivor #survivor49
December 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
oh i thought jeff said survivor SHART puzzle #Survivor49 #survivor
December 18, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’ve finally reached the age where Fiddler on the Roof makes me cry.
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Who is going to give us our “I SAID GOODNIGHT” moment to? #RHAPMafia
December 17, 2025 at 1:59 AM
FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS NOT THE TRAITORS #RHAPMafia
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“One of the Chaddha sisters is in the mafia, but it’s not Simone… it’s… Hannah.”

As if there were more of them?

#RHAPmafia
December 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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"What do you think, Michael?"

Keanu: "I'll speak now."

#RHAPmafia
December 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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taran clocking "keanu wouldn't do that" skdskskdd flksks #rhapmafia
December 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM