Ares Zayn
@jayjhisaurus.bsky.social
He/they/any
Chronically homosexual
Chaotic atheist
Poly/open/tired/partnered
Sometimes nsfw
Top/side
🧠🌶️
Chronically homosexual
Chaotic atheist
Poly/open/tired/partnered
Sometimes nsfw
Top/side
🧠🌶️
I probably definitely got hit on maybe but they didn't literally say "I want you to put your dick inside my ass" so I'm not actually sure.
June 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I probably definitely got hit on maybe but they didn't literally say "I want you to put your dick inside my ass" so I'm not actually sure.
Weird how I can be simultaneously terrified of all human interaction but also painfully horny at the same time.
June 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Weird how I can be simultaneously terrified of all human interaction but also painfully horny at the same time.
I'm not assertive, and I'm autistic AF so basically you're going to need to be like "can I come over and get railed?" And then I'll be like "yes please" and once you're here and naked I'll potentially figure out that you want me to do the sex on you.
But I'm good at it, if that helps.
But I'm good at it, if that helps.
May 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm not assertive, and I'm autistic AF so basically you're going to need to be like "can I come over and get railed?" And then I'll be like "yes please" and once you're here and naked I'll potentially figure out that you want me to do the sex on you.
But I'm good at it, if that helps.
But I'm good at it, if that helps.
If you see this, post a robot
May 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If you see this, post a robot
Barbie girl parody about Tariffs when? I'd do it myself but I'm not talented enough.
May 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Barbie girl parody about Tariffs when? I'd do it myself but I'm not talented enough.
"WOKE Barbieland has gotten away with abusing us for TOO LONG. Some of those Barbies aren't even cis white blonde women like my incredibly sexy daughter! 100% TARIFF!"
May 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"WOKE Barbieland has gotten away with abusing us for TOO LONG. Some of those Barbies aren't even cis white blonde women like my incredibly sexy daughter! 100% TARIFF!"
Update: they still actually hate each other.
January 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Update: they still actually hate each other.
I still don’t now what I was do with this thing. I’m trying, please be patient.
January 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I still don’t now what I was do with this thing. I’m trying, please be patient.
In case you thought I was lying
Got picked up by this man 😈 @jayjhisaurus.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In case you thought I was lying
They hated each other until yesterday.
January 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
They hated each other until yesterday.
Before you get in my DMs just know I’m built like this:
December 30, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Before you get in my DMs just know I’m built like this:
I’m late because:
December 22, 2024 at 5:10 PM
I’m late because:
The saga continues
December 20, 2024 at 4:52 PM
The saga continues
Cats have adapted well to the new place (except for Goomba) and are getting along just fine with their new brother (except for Goomba) so everything is great there (except for Goomba).
December 18, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Cats have adapted well to the new place (except for Goomba) and are getting along just fine with their new brother (except for Goomba) so everything is great there (except for Goomba).
Wild to think at the start of this year I would have had no bingos.
Hopefully 2025 will make it 3, maybe even 4.
Midlife crisis who?
Hopefully 2025 will make it 3, maybe even 4.
Midlife crisis who?
December 18, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Wild to think at the start of this year I would have had no bingos.
Hopefully 2025 will make it 3, maybe even 4.
Midlife crisis who?
Hopefully 2025 will make it 3, maybe even 4.
Midlife crisis who?
Early 2000s me working a cash register and the total plus tax comes to an even dollar amount
Customer: “oh wow what are the odds of that haha”
Me: “about 1 in 100”
Customer: 🤨
Me: 😬
Customer: “oh wow what are the odds of that haha”
Me: “about 1 in 100”
Customer: 🤨
Me: 😬
December 17, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Early 2000s me working a cash register and the total plus tax comes to an even dollar amount
Customer: “oh wow what are the odds of that haha”
Me: “about 1 in 100”
Customer: 🤨
Me: 😬
Customer: “oh wow what are the odds of that haha”
Me: “about 1 in 100”
Customer: 🤨
Me: 😬
Give me a single screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you great the soundtrack in your head.
December 12, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Give me a single screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you great the soundtrack in your head.
Age yourself with a movie you saw in a theater as a kid
December 12, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Age yourself with a movie you saw in a theater as a kid
Idc what he looks like or what he tweeted about, we should not be defending murderers. And by murderers I mean the organized crime ring that collects our money and leaves us to die so their shareholders can get even richer.
December 11, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Idc what he looks like or what he tweeted about, we should not be defending murderers. And by murderers I mean the organized crime ring that collects our money and leaves us to die so their shareholders can get even richer.
Wondering who will be my first non-monogamous experience in my new place 🤔
Ok so yeah I’ve had non-monogamous experience in this place before but it wasn’t *mine* yet
Ok so yeah I’ve had non-monogamous experience in this place before but it wasn’t *mine* yet
December 11, 2024 at 6:48 AM
Wondering who will be my first non-monogamous experience in my new place 🤔
Ok so yeah I’ve had non-monogamous experience in this place before but it wasn’t *mine* yet
Ok so yeah I’ve had non-monogamous experience in this place before but it wasn’t *mine* yet
By the first 2 weeks of December I’m already tired of it because people have been acting like it’s “the Christmas season” for an entire month already.
The first 2 weeks of December are for warming up to the holiday spirit, and the last two weeks are for holiday stress, which is why the very best part of Christmas is the 25 minutes on the morning of December 16th when you can just drink your coffee and look at your tree like “ah this is nice”
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
By the first 2 weeks of December I’m already tired of it because people have been acting like it’s “the Christmas season” for an entire month already.
Yourself, but as a cartoon.
December 10, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Yourself, but as a cartoon.