Jay Fountain Au
@jayfountain.bsky.social
TTRPG Games designer, failed writer, adequate husband, doggy daddy. Meat vehicle for various gut bacteria. Autistic. Atheist. (He/Him)
Former film reviewer at Fangirl Magazine.
F*ck Cancer.
"You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal"
Former film reviewer at Fangirl Magazine.
F*ck Cancer.
"You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal"
#Fallout #bethesda Todd Howard and Emil Pagliarulo should resign over this whole clusterf*ck. They don't respect the fans, they don't listen to the players, they think we're just a cash-cow. Bethesda forgets, they need us to have jobs. Without them, we'll just play something else.
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
@bethesdastudios.com needs to apologise to the fans for the sheer shitshow of the Fallout 4 anniversary edition. Heads need to roll, and it should be high-ups, not the rank & file. People need to be refunded for the shakedown, and the pricing should be more realistic. FIX THE FKN GAME YOU BROKE!
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
@bethesdastudios.com needs to apologise to the fans for the sheer shitshow of the Fallout 4 anniversary edition. Heads need to roll, and it should be high-ups, not the rank & file. People need to be refunded for the shakedown, and the pricing should be more realistic. FIX THE FKN GAME YOU BROKE!
Bethesda should have the Fallout franchise taken away from them. they hold players in contempt and try and convince us we're the problem. Without us, they all lose their jobs. Fallout should be given to CDPR, because they care about the players.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Bethesda should have the Fallout franchise taken away from them. they hold players in contempt and try and convince us we're the problem. Without us, they all lose their jobs. Fallout should be given to CDPR, because they care about the players.
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*BREAKING* Donald Trump pardons fellow pedophile Rudy Giuliani; up next, fellow pedophile Ghislaine Maxwell.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
*BREAKING* Donald Trump pardons fellow pedophile Rudy Giuliani; up next, fellow pedophile Ghislaine Maxwell.
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November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Buy these. They are excellent.
This is genius. My executive dysfunction makes making a decision really difficult.
what i want is to be able to queue up like ten movies and just have them play in a random order so i don't need to decide
November 9, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This is genius. My executive dysfunction makes making a decision really difficult.
Greg Bovino. Greg Bovine. He's a cow cosplaying as a N*zi. We're all onto him. Moo moo moo.
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Greg Bovino. Greg Bovine. He's a cow cosplaying as a N*zi. We're all onto him. Moo moo moo.
Crusty Gnome likes to kill-puppies and tear-gas children.
Do your homework and eat your vegetables, kids, or the Crusty Gnome will come and get you.
#KristyNoemGassesChildren
Do your homework and eat your vegetables, kids, or the Crusty Gnome will come and get you.
#KristyNoemGassesChildren
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Crusty Gnome likes to kill-puppies and tear-gas children.
Do your homework and eat your vegetables, kids, or the Crusty Gnome will come and get you.
#KristyNoemGassesChildren
Do your homework and eat your vegetables, kids, or the Crusty Gnome will come and get you.
#KristyNoemGassesChildren
I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but Donald Trump is a fucking moron.
October 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but Donald Trump is a fucking moron.
No, Todd. Just fix your fuck-ups, stop trying to milk every penny from the fans, learn how to cross-market legacy games, or better yet, fucking resign and let CDPR take over the franchise.
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 AM
No, Todd. Just fix your fuck-ups, stop trying to milk every penny from the fans, learn how to cross-market legacy games, or better yet, fucking resign and let CDPR take over the franchise.
@bethesdastudios.com.
Screws over Fallout 4 yet again.
Things we wanted: more mod space; more mod slots; new content; bug fixes; no more stuttering.
What we got: yay, we get to pay for all the CC content we already bought once, and Paid Mods that nobody asked for.
Lazy, money grabbing shite. Again.
Screws over Fallout 4 yet again.
Things we wanted: more mod space; more mod slots; new content; bug fixes; no more stuttering.
What we got: yay, we get to pay for all the CC content we already bought once, and Paid Mods that nobody asked for.
Lazy, money grabbing shite. Again.
October 24, 2025 at 8:51 AM
@bethesdastudios.com.
Screws over Fallout 4 yet again.
Things we wanted: more mod space; more mod slots; new content; bug fixes; no more stuttering.
What we got: yay, we get to pay for all the CC content we already bought once, and Paid Mods that nobody asked for.
Lazy, money grabbing shite. Again.
Screws over Fallout 4 yet again.
Things we wanted: more mod space; more mod slots; new content; bug fixes; no more stuttering.
What we got: yay, we get to pay for all the CC content we already bought once, and Paid Mods that nobody asked for.
Lazy, money grabbing shite. Again.
Kash Patel always looks like he just snorted bath salts, then tried to eat three garden snails before getting told off by his mum.
October 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Kash Patel always looks like he just snorted bath salts, then tried to eat three garden snails before getting told off by his mum.
At least when us Brits destroyed the White House we had the decency to be at war with the US at the time.
But Trump is at war with the American people and american history, so maybe it's the same. Right?
#eastwingdemolition.
But Trump is at war with the American people and american history, so maybe it's the same. Right?
#eastwingdemolition.
October 23, 2025 at 8:50 AM
At least when us Brits destroyed the White House we had the decency to be at war with the US at the time.
But Trump is at war with the American people and american history, so maybe it's the same. Right?
#eastwingdemolition.
But Trump is at war with the American people and american history, so maybe it's the same. Right?
#eastwingdemolition.
can we start calling him Mike "Grindr" Johnson all the time and see how long it takes for the smug smile on his face to melt away when he realises we all know, and we just wish that he admitted it and stopped being ashamed of it? Maybe he'd be happier. Maybe he'd be just as insufferable.
October 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
can we start calling him Mike "Grindr" Johnson all the time and see how long it takes for the smug smile on his face to melt away when he realises we all know, and we just wish that he admitted it and stopped being ashamed of it? Maybe he'd be happier. Maybe he'd be just as insufferable.
American WW2 reenactment societies collapse after not being anyone willing to play The Allies.
"We got plenty of the good guys...I mean...wait.... play the Naz.... I mean... the Germans...the Germans.... but whenever we turn up, ICE agents start asking us for our autographs"
"We got plenty of the good guys...I mean...wait.... play the Naz.... I mean... the Germans...the Germans.... but whenever we turn up, ICE agents start asking us for our autographs"
October 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
American WW2 reenactment societies collapse after not being anyone willing to play The Allies.
"We got plenty of the good guys...I mean...wait.... play the Naz.... I mean... the Germans...the Germans.... but whenever we turn up, ICE agents start asking us for our autographs"
"We got plenty of the good guys...I mean...wait.... play the Naz.... I mean... the Germans...the Germans.... but whenever we turn up, ICE agents start asking us for our autographs"
everyone.
Including Trump, I imagine. that's why he pardoned them.
Including Trump, I imagine. that's why he pardoned them.
Pardoned Capitol rioter charged with threatening to kill Hakeem Jeffries - CBS News
Who could have predicted something like this?
Who could have predicted something like this?
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
everyone.
Including Trump, I imagine. that's why he pardoned them.
Including Trump, I imagine. that's why he pardoned them.
I hope the next democrat President of the US tears down Trump's ball-room, removes every picture of him on every wall, and buys up every building with his name on it for pennies, then uses it to house people awaiting immigration approval.
Everything he's ever done should be erased.
Everything he's ever done should be erased.
October 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I hope the next democrat President of the US tears down Trump's ball-room, removes every picture of him on every wall, and buys up every building with his name on it for pennies, then uses it to house people awaiting immigration approval.
Everything he's ever done should be erased.
Everything he's ever done should be erased.
You think that when the Republicans claim Trump has a massive "mandate", Mike Johnson gets a tiny erection, then gets disappointed when he realises the man-date isn't Trump taking him out to dinner?
October 21, 2025 at 5:53 AM
You think that when the Republicans claim Trump has a massive "mandate", Mike Johnson gets a tiny erection, then gets disappointed when he realises the man-date isn't Trump taking him out to dinner?
Working on the new TTRPG, in between bouts of crippling nausea from the chemo.
Been too ill to playtest, so after a year of writing, I still have no idea if the central mechanic actually works.
That's fine, though... right/
Right?
Been too ill to playtest, so after a year of writing, I still have no idea if the central mechanic actually works.
That's fine, though... right/
Right?
October 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Working on the new TTRPG, in between bouts of crippling nausea from the chemo.
Been too ill to playtest, so after a year of writing, I still have no idea if the central mechanic actually works.
That's fine, though... right/
Right?
Been too ill to playtest, so after a year of writing, I still have no idea if the central mechanic actually works.
That's fine, though... right/
Right?
This is top-notch poetic.
Mike Johnson is the human form of the feeling you get right before you puke
October 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
This is top-notch poetic.
I have terrible news. It turns out Trump is a gang member. Look at his tattoos.
October 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I have terrible news. It turns out Trump is a gang member. Look at his tattoos.
I wonder why. Has to be a reason, surely. Maybe.... no surely not. I mean, that would be unprecedented, right? A prominent public figure, a republican, a man who claims to be godly, having a dark secret? Never happened before, has it? oh wait... yes it has. All the time. #MikeJohnsonsLaptop
Never forget that Mike Johnson has a history of covering for GOP pedophiles.
Before he ran for Congress, Johnson was attempting to open a law school named for Rev. Paul Pressler, the former head of the SBC, and a notorious abuser/rapist of teen boys and young men.
Johnson ignored the reports.
Before he ran for Congress, Johnson was attempting to open a law school named for Rev. Paul Pressler, the former head of the SBC, and a notorious abuser/rapist of teen boys and young men.
Johnson ignored the reports.
October 14, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I wonder why. Has to be a reason, surely. Maybe.... no surely not. I mean, that would be unprecedented, right? A prominent public figure, a republican, a man who claims to be godly, having a dark secret? Never happened before, has it? oh wait... yes it has. All the time. #MikeJohnsonsLaptop
'member Obama? Sure, he was drone happy, but he was never going to turn those drone on the American people.
Trump is likely already green-lighting domestic drone operations. Surveillance at first, but we're about 6 months from Predator drones patrolling the skies above democrat held cities.
Trump is likely already green-lighting domestic drone operations. Surveillance at first, but we're about 6 months from Predator drones patrolling the skies above democrat held cities.
October 11, 2025 at 6:38 AM
'member Obama? Sure, he was drone happy, but he was never going to turn those drone on the American people.
Trump is likely already green-lighting domestic drone operations. Surveillance at first, but we're about 6 months from Predator drones patrolling the skies above democrat held cities.
Trump is likely already green-lighting domestic drone operations. Surveillance at first, but we're about 6 months from Predator drones patrolling the skies above democrat held cities.