JayBird
@jayborg.bsky.social
We're here, we're queer, we're close to tears
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ACAB, BLM, 🇵🇸
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ACAB, BLM, 🇵🇸
Forgot bluesky allows nsfw content so I flashed the other bus passengers a screen full of dicks when I tried to look up Heated Rivalry.
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Forgot bluesky allows nsfw content so I flashed the other bus passengers a screen full of dicks when I tried to look up Heated Rivalry.
First icicle mustache!
December 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
First icicle mustache!
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
One of the most insulting things you can ask a creator is if the thing they made was by chatgpt. You think a computer could write a poem on merkins?
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
One of the most insulting things you can ask a creator is if the thing they made was by chatgpt. You think a computer could write a poem on merkins?
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
I love dressing like an academic, going to my local coffee shop which is on a college campus, sipping my coffee and typing away on my laptop, writing fanfic pornography.
October 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I love dressing like an academic, going to my local coffee shop which is on a college campus, sipping my coffee and typing away on my laptop, writing fanfic pornography.
Had a whole phone call where I was repeatedly referred to as "Ms Deadname, ma'am". I'm screaming.
September 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Had a whole phone call where I was repeatedly referred to as "Ms Deadname, ma'am". I'm screaming.
I will not grieve the people who would celebrate my death.
September 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I will not grieve the people who would celebrate my death.
My first first-date in five years was distinctly underwhelming. Lovely guy but I've never been so happy to come home alone.
September 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My first first-date in five years was distinctly underwhelming. Lovely guy but I've never been so happy to come home alone.
I'm too busy flirting with my bus driver to remember that a dog shit my pants today.
August 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm too busy flirting with my bus driver to remember that a dog shit my pants today.
Evidently when you're dressed like Magnum PI and you're dithering over how shitty of a prosecco you can get away with serving your friends they don't feel a need to ID you at the liquor store.
August 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Evidently when you're dressed like Magnum PI and you're dithering over how shitty of a prosecco you can get away with serving your friends they don't feel a need to ID you at the liquor store.
Someone is coming round to fix my internet (hopefully) tomorrow and I'm desperately trying to figure out if I'm supposed to offer them a beverage.
August 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Someone is coming round to fix my internet (hopefully) tomorrow and I'm desperately trying to figure out if I'm supposed to offer them a beverage.
I set up a camera to figure out which cat is urinating on the sofa but now CouchPissers.TV (the camera) keeps sending me notifications.
July 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I set up a camera to figure out which cat is urinating on the sofa but now CouchPissers.TV (the camera) keeps sending me notifications.
The best way to not get ID'd at the liquor store is to whip out your reusable bags.
July 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
The best way to not get ID'd at the liquor store is to whip out your reusable bags.
Dentists could make way more money if they left oreos and popcorn in the waiting room. I'd probably fall for it, too.
July 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Dentists could make way more money if they left oreos and popcorn in the waiting room. I'd probably fall for it, too.
I'm starting to think I shouldn't have eaten a handful of oreos right before my dentist appointment.
July 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I'm starting to think I shouldn't have eaten a handful of oreos right before my dentist appointment.
I usually put a bit of myself into any character I write. I thought I was gonna be the sunshine character in my newest fic, but the more I write the grump the more of myself I see in him. Uh oh.
July 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I usually put a bit of myself into any character I write. I thought I was gonna be the sunshine character in my newest fic, but the more I write the grump the more of myself I see in him. Uh oh.
I'm one of the only visibly queer folks at a 4th of July lake party, but I will be damned if I cover up the body I paid heaps of money for.
July 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm one of the only visibly queer folks at a 4th of July lake party, but I will be damned if I cover up the body I paid heaps of money for.
It's clear I'm well into my thirties. I got a new cleaning implement and I'm running around using it everywhere.
July 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
It's clear I'm well into my thirties. I got a new cleaning implement and I'm running around using it everywhere.
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Leo: It’s time to stop hating yourself. Everybody else is taking care of that for you.
June 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Leo: It’s time to stop hating yourself. Everybody else is taking care of that for you.
Jeremy would be a great dog name
June 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Jeremy would be a great dog name
The worst lesson I've learned in the kitchen is that good ingredients make good food. Shit's expensive!
June 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The worst lesson I've learned in the kitchen is that good ingredients make good food. Shit's expensive!
What did I do to deserve a cat that knows how to tell time?
June 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
What did I do to deserve a cat that knows how to tell time?
Can straight people even make good iced coffee?
June 15, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Can straight people even make good iced coffee?
I've hit the part of my cold where I'm expecting to delicately cough into a white lace handkerchief and find it artfully stained scarlet.
June 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I've hit the part of my cold where I'm expecting to delicately cough into a white lace handkerchief and find it artfully stained scarlet.