America’s Next Top MILF
@jayannahsimone.bsky.social
💗 She/Her • black • poly • bi • magical • milf 💗
@jayannahsimone on all platforms
@jayannahsimone on all platforms
Pinned
Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.
November 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Shit ain’t been right in the world since Joanne The Scammer went ghost.
I was so irritated lol.
September 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I was so irritated lol.
Laundry is my least favorite chore. I’d rather scrub baseboards.
September 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Laundry is my least favorite chore. I’d rather scrub baseboards.
The mint chocolate ones are my favorite. If I could get a 5 pack I’d be ecstatic.
September 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The mint chocolate ones are my favorite. If I could get a 5 pack I’d be ecstatic.
I love these!
September 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I love these!
Super valid icks.
September 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Super valid icks.
Fire station is right next to my kid’s bus stop. One of the firefighters was eyeing me trying to get my attention and I didn’t want to be bothered. I kept my head down, headphones in, walking with my kid. He came up and asked my kid if he wanted to get on the truck. Had me out there for 25 mins.
September 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Fire station is right next to my kid’s bus stop. One of the firefighters was eyeing me trying to get my attention and I didn’t want to be bothered. I kept my head down, headphones in, walking with my kid. He came up and asked my kid if he wanted to get on the truck. Had me out there for 25 mins.
This is why I don’t take shit personally or too seriously. Compared to the observable universe we are like tiny on a microscopic level. Smaller even than the individual cells that make up our bodies. We don’t know anything and we don’t need to know. It’s a miracle we even exist. I just go with it.
September 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is why I don’t take shit personally or too seriously. Compared to the observable universe we are like tiny on a microscopic level. Smaller even than the individual cells that make up our bodies. We don’t know anything and we don’t need to know. It’s a miracle we even exist. I just go with it.
Sad to report that I got outsmarted by a man today. City girls down.
a little girl in a pink dress is standing in a room with a bunch of children .
ALT: a little girl in a pink dress is standing in a room with a bunch of children .
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Sad to report that I got outsmarted by a man today. City girls down.
Reposted by America’s Next Top MILF
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
Reposted by America’s Next Top MILF
My drive to do whatever I want despite the naysayers
What is your favorite thing about yourself?
August 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My drive to do whatever I want despite the naysayers
Remembering that you’re a bad bitch after being in a shitty situation for so long is a deeply cathartic experience.
a purple background with the words remember who you are on it
ALT: a purple background with the words remember who you are on it
media.tenor.com
July 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Remembering that you’re a bad bitch after being in a shitty situation for so long is a deeply cathartic experience.
Reposted by America’s Next Top MILF
At the end of the day, however you enjoy experiencing sex as long as everyone is informed and consents, is right for you.
July 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
At the end of the day, however you enjoy experiencing sex as long as everyone is informed and consents, is right for you.
Reposted by America’s Next Top MILF
We still can impeach him….
June 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We still can impeach him….
I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️
June 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’ve officially fine tuned my ChatGPT into the rizzler 😂♥️
Reposted by America’s Next Top MILF
Y’all don’t like real women. You like agreeable women. The moment I speak up, I’m difficult? Nah baby, I’m just not your doormat 😌
June 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Y’all don’t like real women. You like agreeable women. The moment I speak up, I’m difficult? Nah baby, I’m just not your doormat 😌
That’s beautiful! I love being a mom and I think I’m fantastic at it. But if I were to do it again, I would want to be more settled and financially stable.
May 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
That’s beautiful! I love being a mom and I think I’m fantastic at it. But if I were to do it again, I would want to be more settled and financially stable.
Can’t see the upside rn with this economy or the Trump administration. Glad I have time to wait until things change or I settle outside the country. I want a little girl so bad, but I refuse to bring her into the world with everything being so ghetto rn.
May 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Can’t see the upside rn with this economy or the Trump administration. Glad I have time to wait until things change or I settle outside the country. I want a little girl so bad, but I refuse to bring her into the world with everything being so ghetto rn.
The baby fever has been real this month, idk what’s going on but I rebuke it.
May 17, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The baby fever has been real this month, idk what’s going on but I rebuke it.
It is one again that time of year when I remember how thankful I am for all the farm workers who do the back breaking work of harvesting the giant watermelons that me and my kid are obsessed with. 🍉
May 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It is one again that time of year when I remember how thankful I am for all the farm workers who do the back breaking work of harvesting the giant watermelons that me and my kid are obsessed with. 🍉
Reposted by America’s Next Top MILF
“how did you know that” “because i know you”
11. What hits harder than 'I love you'?
April 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“how did you know that” “because i know you”