ConstantlyJosh
@jawshoeaaa.bsky.social
Because I'm never anyone else: Always Joshua
Lets get a big Hands off to whoever invented having arms. Bug Ups
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Lets get a big Hands off to whoever invented having arms. Bug Ups
I'm fighting the invisible battle of my lifetime being me!
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm fighting the invisible battle of my lifetime being me!
Why do performers rarely ever stage a scripted phone call with their High-school Bully and tell them off on stage?
November 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Why do performers rarely ever stage a scripted phone call with their High-school Bully and tell them off on stage?
would love to hire a million monkeys to type on my millions of typewriters, such is my dilemma, wether it is nobler in the heart than the head
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
would love to hire a million monkeys to type on my millions of typewriters, such is my dilemma, wether it is nobler in the heart than the head
not to be frank but I phrased my career with 2 huge blunts
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
not to be frank but I phrased my career with 2 huge blunts
Knuckle tattoos that read "Volvo Crash" because they have such a high safety rating and I survived
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Knuckle tattoos that read "Volvo Crash" because they have such a high safety rating and I survived
all my wrenches are in other people's mixes
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
all my wrenches are in other people's mixes
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This dril-forsaken website
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
This dril-forsaken website
why can't rendezvous be an english word too
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
why can't rendezvous be an english word too
If i had to be a protestor for anything, it would be how things are at the present moment
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If i had to be a protestor for anything, it would be how things are at the present moment
i had to it was a professional courtesy
October 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i had to it was a professional courtesy
How to get ahold of a Dr who's also a Private Investigator Dot Com
October 11, 2025 at 12:51 PM
How to get ahold of a Dr who's also a Private Investigator Dot Com
the prequel to the scene in the movie where they smash the mailboxes in a moving car with a baseball bat
October 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
the prequel to the scene in the movie where they smash the mailboxes in a moving car with a baseball bat
not all broken clocks are right twice a day
October 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
not all broken clocks are right twice a day
The nods have it! My unconcienoous observers say it's All Good
October 3, 2025 at 7:03 AM
The nods have it! My unconcienoous observers say it's All Good
as far as open invitations for anyone to remind me I'm not alone in thinking something's go... I'd say I'm doing pretty good thank you very much yes thank you kindly
October 3, 2025 at 6:59 AM
as far as open invitations for anyone to remind me I'm not alone in thinking something's go... I'd say I'm doing pretty good thank you very much yes thank you kindly
Listening to Mumford&Sons on spotify like should I text her
October 3, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Listening to Mumford&Sons on spotify like should I text her
I finished my book if anyone cares
October 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
I finished my book if anyone cares
Here at constantlyjosh, I'm always trying to find the words to say in the posts for y'all! I will always be trying to come up with silly jokes for your reading pleasure, and I hope you'll stick around! Cheers
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Here at constantlyjosh, I'm always trying to find the words to say in the posts for y'all! I will always be trying to come up with silly jokes for your reading pleasure, and I hope you'll stick around! Cheers
someone overheard me yell, No MY Ginormous Rack Of Vinyl is fine!
September 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
someone overheard me yell, No MY Ginormous Rack Of Vinyl is fine!
Wrote my First EP to its First Cassette Tape!
September 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Wrote my First EP to its First Cassette Tape!
tex's got a decommissioned trash compacter so we're gonna see how many hockey sticks itll take to hold back the piston that squeezes it shut if you wanna come along?
September 16, 2025 at 9:23 AM
tex's got a decommissioned trash compacter so we're gonna see how many hockey sticks itll take to hold back the piston that squeezes it shut if you wanna come along?
On the 69'th of every year (March 10th) I like to share an extra "nice" into the world somehow
September 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
On the 69'th of every year (March 10th) I like to share an extra "nice" into the world somehow
am I not broke enough for the broke, unemployed and horny club? well phooey
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
am I not broke enough for the broke, unemployed and horny club? well phooey
As I look forward to my 400th post soon, I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone for reading my silly quips that are too far and few between
September 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
As I look forward to my 400th post soon, I'd like to take a moment to thank everyone for reading my silly quips that are too far and few between