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Jasper the cat
@jasthecat.bsky.social
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Formerly jazzyboycat at the tweeting place. I’m Jasper! A 7yo rescue cat living my best life. Brother to Darcie. 🌈 Here to follow cat accounts. #AdoptDontShop
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jasthecat.bsky.social
Dis wat happin wen mine mom trie to tayke an foto ovf mine fanngs. Ninnja moobs to askcabe pappirazzi!
#cats
#catsofbluesky
#NoPhotosPlease
A black cat is upside down. He is blurry because he moved just as his human took the photo. A black cat is upside down. He is blurry because he moved just as his human took the photo. A black cat is upside down. He finally stayed still enough that you can see one white fang sticking out of his mouth.
February 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
#Caturday snooze on mine mom legge
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A black cat sleeps next to his human on the couch. His head rests on her leg.
February 1, 2026 at 2:22 AM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Iffin yu can helb owr frends @laylapiglet.com - dey werk hardt to breng us the pawsitive newes ebbry weke! 🖤
laylapiglet.com Layla & Piglet @laylapiglet.com · 1d
Hello Friends, Cat Dad here. I hate to ask but we could use help if you are able. We received a few bills that we weren’t expecting and it is likely that we won’t be able to cover our expenses for February. Layla is also due for updated Vaccinations this month. ko-fi.com/laylaandpiglet
❤️ you all. -C
A tortoise shell cat named Layla plays on a green cat tree.
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Ime ekkekkekk at sum birbs in an tree. Den ime taek a nab. Gud daye too daye. (Mine mom too sloe to casch mine ekks wif the cammara.)
#cats
#catsofbluesky
January 28, 2026 at 11:54 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Mine mom gib the me an baff too nite amd den ime falle asleeb. Ime mist the ennd ovf the spordsballes!
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A black cat is sleeping soundly on a warming pad. He has a paw covering his nose and one eye.
January 26, 2026 at 4:06 AM
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flyhappycat.bsky.social
Hmmm. Where is Happy today?

#incognito #cats
Calico cat holding on to the base of an artificial olive tree. Calico cat becomes an extension of olive tree. Calico cat becoming “one,” in at the trunk of an olive tree. There is NOT a calico cat in this picture! Don’t even continue looking.
January 25, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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kickysam49.com
“Here it is… cubber ur ears!”

Toonaritaville

(I did my best 😹)

(Lyrics in alt text)

#plundercatsBP
January 25, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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auggiethebeck.bsky.social
Human naught shur whuts goin on but sum pikshure she noes added didnt make it. Dis iz tha 3rd wun. Let's tri agin.
Cats
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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clerox.bsky.social
Don't mind if we do #plundercatsbp
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Enny buddy wandt to joyn the me?
#plundercats
A black cat laying in a beach hammock
January 24, 2026 at 7:55 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Varry glade ime am indoorsonlie too daye. 🥶
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A handsome black cat laying on a red and white comforter is looking at the camera A screenshot of a weather app that says the outside temp is currently 6 degrees Fahrenheit (feels like -4 degrees)
January 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Lissen…mine frends @itsflanoy.bsky.social amd McQ saye “cayreink is shaerink” - do yu nodt cayre bowt the me, Mom?
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A black cat with big eyes sniffs a bowl containing mashed potato, squash, broccoli, and cut up hotdog A black cat with big eyes sniffs a bowl containing mashed potato, squash, broccoli, and cut up hot dog. He is looking in the bowl and his nose is very close to a piece of hotdog
January 23, 2026 at 11:44 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Idt is hardt werk sittink neckst to mine mom bunt too nite. Ime donut noe wat she ayte budt none odder persson wuld surbibe dis smeale. Ime am an sainte. Hobe she abbresheate dis.
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A black cat is laying on the couch next to his human, they are butt to butt. She is off camera but he is looking at her with confusion.
January 23, 2026 at 1:19 AM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Yah Ime snuggol mine mom…so wot?? Eben tuff guise nede snuggols.
#cats
#catsofbluesky
#ToughGuysNeedSnugglesToo
A black cat snuggles against his human’s leg which is covered by a soft gray and red fleece blanket
January 19, 2026 at 12:24 AM
jasthecat.bsky.social
JUSS LIEK IME SAYE - the V-E-T calle too daye amd saye ime wun hunderd pursints FIYNE. Mine bluds are gud, mine pees are gud, eben mine poobs are gud! Ime saye “IME TOLE YU SO” to mine mom. She too mush warryworrt. 🙄
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A black cat with his mouth wide open. He is a little blurry. He looks like he is shouting “I told you so!” A black cat laying on a bed. He is looking seriously at the camera because his human took him to the vet and he is 100% fine.
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Varry bade daye for the me. Dey stole bluds, pees, amd poobs! Wun hunderd pursints DONUT LIEK.
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A black cat is sitting in a black cat carrier on top of a veterinary exam table. He looks resigned. A black cat lays inside of a closed black cat carrier on a veterinary exam table.
January 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Varry made at mine mom becaws she pudt yukkie stufs in mine eer! Ime hab sum tummie trubbels budt dat is none reeson fore eer stufs! She can sleeb by hersself too nite. 😾
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A black cat is on a cat tree looking out a window with a white sheet curtain. He is facing away from the camera.
January 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Sunndaye PEE-OH-VEE: Yu gib the me sum pedts amd Ime gib the yu sum snuggols amd lowd purrs. Kwid pro kwo.
#cats
#catsofbluesky
#Sunday
#purrs #QuidProQuo
January 11, 2026 at 2:54 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Ime maye bee hab an smol misshab gedting on the bedd. Plees respeck mine pribasy at dis deffacult tiem.
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A black cat is sleeping on a bed. He is in shadows, only lit by the light of a tv.
January 11, 2026 at 3:40 AM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Dere was weerd stufs fallink frum the skiy too daye!
#cats
#catsofbluesky
#snow
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Ime nodt tokken to the yu. Leaf me lone.
#cats
#angry
#catsofbluesky
A black cat is lying on a wooden floor. His back is to the camera and he is ignoring his human.
January 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Mine mom gedt an newe cate bed. She say “Jasper, idt is an BANSKET nodt an cate bed!” Budt Ime dissagree becaws luk howe gud Ime fidt! Purfeck size!
#cats
#catsofbluesky
#MomIsRong
A black cat lays in a black cat-shaped basket. He is looking up at the camera.
January 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Dis howe Ime rayng in the noo yeer. The besst wey posibibble.
#cats
#catsofbluesky
A black cat is sleeping soundly on a bed. His tail is curled around his back feet. It is midnight on New Year’s Eve.
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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elle1968.bsky.social
Holy. Smokes! 😳
Lily went nuts!
I have a lot of pictures from her destructive behaviour, but I'll just post a few for now (sweet Jesus! She just flew off the paper and jumped onto ME! I thought I was a goner! 😆)
December 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
jasthecat.bsky.social
Habbie Newe Yeer! 🎉 Ime hobe 2026 brengs pees, lub, amd cringly pappir for alle! 🖤🖤🖤
#cats
#catsofbluesky
#HappyNewYear
A black cat is on a bed. His eyes are wide and he is looking just off to the side of the camera.
January 1, 2026 at 1:56 AM