Jasper 🌙
@jaspermasen.bsky.social
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Jasper 🌙
@jaspermasen.bsky.social
· Nov 29
My interests:
- cats
- Final Fantasy
- Fire Emblem
- Persona 5
- memes
- reptiles
- All Time Low
- Relient K
- pickles
- Shrek
- cats
- Final Fantasy
- Fire Emblem
- Persona 5
- memes
- reptiles
- All Time Low
- Relient K
- pickles
- Shrek
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Carrie Underwood - a singer best known for a song about leaving a man who cheated on her - is performing at the inauguration of a man who cheated on his wife with a porn star a week after she gave birth to their child. Make it make sense.
January 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Carrie Underwood - a singer best known for a song about leaving a man who cheated on her - is performing at the inauguration of a man who cheated on his wife with a porn star a week after she gave birth to their child. Make it make sense.
I removed all of the Jason Aldean songs off my playlists months ago, and now I have to remove Carrie Underwood. Guess the only country I'm listening to is Dolly, Reba, and The Chicks. No one else is safe.
January 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I removed all of the Jason Aldean songs off my playlists months ago, and now I have to remove Carrie Underwood. Guess the only country I'm listening to is Dolly, Reba, and The Chicks. No one else is safe.
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Having a tummy ache feels like my health bar is depleting by -1 every second.
January 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Having a tummy ache feels like my health bar is depleting by -1 every second.
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Carrie Underwood has gone from singing disapprovingly about an unfaithful man to singing approvingly *to* an unfaithful man.
January 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Carrie Underwood has gone from singing disapprovingly about an unfaithful man to singing approvingly *to* an unfaithful man.
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PLEASE DON'T HANDLE OR NURSE SICK BIRDS.
If you're close enough to see these signs, you're too close.
www.cdc.gov/bird-flu/spo....
If you're close enough to see these signs, you're too close.
www.cdc.gov/bird-flu/spo....
December 29, 2024 at 5:15 AM
PLEASE DON'T HANDLE OR NURSE SICK BIRDS.
If you're close enough to see these signs, you're too close.
www.cdc.gov/bird-flu/spo....
If you're close enough to see these signs, you're too close.
www.cdc.gov/bird-flu/spo....
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Can we just admit that we NEED immigrants for our economy to run, from agriculture to high tech?
We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage!
We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage!
December 28, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Can we just admit that we NEED immigrants for our economy to run, from agriculture to high tech?
We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage!
We’re a goddamn nation of immigrants, aren’t we? Let’s be proud of our immigrant heritage!
My partner and me.
December 19, 2024 at 5:23 PM
My partner and me.
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Being a c0mm artist for over a decade is like:
Early days: "What's your character's cup size?"
5 years in: "How big is her chest?"
10+ years: "HOW BOOBILY IS SHE BREASTING?"
Nothing but peak professionalism here. 👌
Early days: "What's your character's cup size?"
5 years in: "How big is her chest?"
10+ years: "HOW BOOBILY IS SHE BREASTING?"
Nothing but peak professionalism here. 👌
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Being a c0mm artist for over a decade is like:
Early days: "What's your character's cup size?"
5 years in: "How big is her chest?"
10+ years: "HOW BOOBILY IS SHE BREASTING?"
Nothing but peak professionalism here. 👌
Early days: "What's your character's cup size?"
5 years in: "How big is her chest?"
10+ years: "HOW BOOBILY IS SHE BREASTING?"
Nothing but peak professionalism here. 👌
Hot take.
Final Fantasy VII is not the best FF. It's super popular because of nostalgia. It was a lot of people's first FF. Yes, it has a good story and well-written characters, but it is not the best FF.
Final Fantasy VII is not the best FF. It's super popular because of nostalgia. It was a lot of people's first FF. Yes, it has a good story and well-written characters, but it is not the best FF.
December 19, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Hot take.
Final Fantasy VII is not the best FF. It's super popular because of nostalgia. It was a lot of people's first FF. Yes, it has a good story and well-written characters, but it is not the best FF.
Final Fantasy VII is not the best FF. It's super popular because of nostalgia. It was a lot of people's first FF. Yes, it has a good story and well-written characters, but it is not the best FF.
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The truth preached here.
December 18, 2024 at 11:25 PM
The truth preached here.
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To the people who still say “using refernces is cheating” in 2024; give this to them
Okay then I CHALLENGE YOU to draw an existing tractor from complete memory, you must draw every detail perfect, the brand and logos, the colors, the shades everything must be 100% correct all from your head only
Okay then I CHALLENGE YOU to draw an existing tractor from complete memory, you must draw every detail perfect, the brand and logos, the colors, the shades everything must be 100% correct all from your head only
December 18, 2024 at 11:25 PM
To the people who still say “using refernces is cheating” in 2024; give this to them
Okay then I CHALLENGE YOU to draw an existing tractor from complete memory, you must draw every detail perfect, the brand and logos, the colors, the shades everything must be 100% correct all from your head only
Okay then I CHALLENGE YOU to draw an existing tractor from complete memory, you must draw every detail perfect, the brand and logos, the colors, the shades everything must be 100% correct all from your head only
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Post a gif of a movie you could watch over and over
December 16, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Post a gif of a movie you could watch over and over
We put up our Christmas tree last night. 🩷
Zelda (kitty) was more interested in it than Micaiah.
Zelda (kitty) was more interested in it than Micaiah.
December 16, 2024 at 3:57 PM
We put up our Christmas tree last night. 🩷
Zelda (kitty) was more interested in it than Micaiah.
Zelda (kitty) was more interested in it than Micaiah.
I've said it once, and I'll say it a million times.
If you can't play a female character led game without being sexually attracted to her, YOU ARE A PORN ADDICT, NOT A GAMER!
Ciri is not ugly. She's just older. You also can't fathom that women get older!
If you can't play a female character led game without being sexually attracted to her, YOU ARE A PORN ADDICT, NOT A GAMER!
Ciri is not ugly. She's just older. You also can't fathom that women get older!
December 16, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I've said it once, and I'll say it a million times.
If you can't play a female character led game without being sexually attracted to her, YOU ARE A PORN ADDICT, NOT A GAMER!
Ciri is not ugly. She's just older. You also can't fathom that women get older!
If you can't play a female character led game without being sexually attracted to her, YOU ARE A PORN ADDICT, NOT A GAMER!
Ciri is not ugly. She's just older. You also can't fathom that women get older!
When are people going to realize that Final Fantasy VII is not the best game in the world and other games exist?
December 13, 2024 at 7:30 PM
When are people going to realize that Final Fantasy VII is not the best game in the world and other games exist?
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important message from my novel's protagonist
December 7, 2024 at 7:28 PM
important message from my novel's protagonist
I got my hair cut today. About 10in (25.4cm) cut off.
December 8, 2024 at 5:57 AM
I got my hair cut today. About 10in (25.4cm) cut off.