Jason Peringer 🧉
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Jason Peringer 🧉
@jasonperinger.bsky.social
"If you don't pay for the product, you are the product"
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All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny https://theonion.com/all-6-branches-of-armed-forces-present-at-arrest-of-undocumented-nanny/
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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This has been the plan all along.
- Foment violence and chaos in the streets of MN
- Implement the Insurrection Act
- Declare Martial Law
- Suspend elections
January 15, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Grandpa has been fitted with a GPS, just in case he wanders away... #Trump
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
The 'genius' president of the United States also doesn't know how to pronounce Yosemite. Trump Says "Yo, semite".
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'Yo, Semite': Trump Mispronounces Yosemite While Touting National Parks Legislation | NBC News
YouTube video by NBC News
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January 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I'm waiting for the "Tourette's-like" vocalizations to start synchronizing with Trump's spasmatic movements...
REPORTER: The Capital Planning Commission is concerned the 89,000 square foot ballroom is going to dwarf the rest of the rest of the WH. Do you worry about that?

TRUMP: No no. People love the ballroom. We need it. If we would've had the ballroom today, we could've had all the oil companies there.
January 9, 2026 at 11:43 PM
On this day in 2007, Apple CEO Steve Jobs unveiled the iPhone at the Macworld conference in San Francisco.
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January 9, 2026 at 11:37 PM
On this day in 1835, President Andrew Jackson announced a dinner to celebrate a first (and last): the national debt hitting $0.
a man in a suit and sunglasses is throwing money in the air and saying yeah baby .
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January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
"Trust, but verify" (Russian: доверяй, но проверяй, romanized: doveryay, no proveryay, IPA: [dəvʲɪˈrʲæj no prəvʲɪˈrʲæj]) is a Russian proverb, which rhymes in Russian. The phrase became internationally known in English after Suzanne Massie, a scholar of Russian history, taught it to Ronald Reagan.
a man in a suit and tie is standing at a podium with the words facts are stupid things written on it .
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January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
On this day in 1975, Wheel of Fortune premiered on NBC. It has gone on to be one of the longest-running syndicated game shows on U.S. television, with roughly 8,000 episodes.
a woman is standing in front of a board that says niggers
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January 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Taxpayers pay for trump’s 2025 golfing + 3 yrs to go.

PENNLIVE-

DidTrumpGoldToday.com. The site has tracked the president’s trips since he returned to office, and it has recorded him golfing 79 days — 22.6% of his time since returning to office — with a whopping cost to taxpayers of $110,600,000.
DidTrumpGoldToday.com
January 6, 2026 at 8:06 AM
If you had put $1,000 into the S&P 500 index at the beginning of those 60 years, you’d now have $441,196—a tremendous reward for doing nothing. But if you had put your $1,000 into Berkshire stock, you would now have a truly incredible $59,681,063.
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
New Year Resolution...
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Why do so many people want to touch the Wall Street bull's testicles?
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Why do so many people want to touch the Wall Street bull's testicles?
Same reason anyone does anything on Wall Street: To get lucky.
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January 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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The traffic light in Syracuse, N.Y.'s Tipperary Hill has the green light on top. Irish residents thought red on top symbolized British dominance over Ireland.
America's Only Upside Down Traffic Light Has A Fascinating History - Jalopnik
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January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
In high tide or in low tide, I'll be by your side.

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High Tide or Low Tide (Bonus Track) (1973) - Bob Marley & The Wailers
YouTube video by Bob Marley
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December 31, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later

Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now https://theonion.com/parents-gently-explain-to-child-that-their-money-in-heaven-now/
December 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“No one has ever become poor by giving.”
Anne Frank
German-Dutch writer and Holocaust victim, known for
'The Diary of a Young Girl'
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December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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GOP operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, convicted election fraudsters, were paid $960,000 in the second quarter to secure a pardon for a former nursing-home operator who defrauded the government of $38 million. Trump pardoned the man, Joseph Schwartz, last month.
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
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December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Christmas Island

Jimmy Buffett Official

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Christmas Island
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December 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Santa Claus and his old Lady - Cheech and Chong
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Santa Claus And His Old Lady
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December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
If you are looking for the #Epstein Files that #Trump doesn't want you to see, I know where those files are...
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From the pics community on Reddit: The grave site of Ivana Trump, at her ex husband’s NJ golf course.
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December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
On this day in 1882, electric lights arrived to replace candles on Christmas trees. Edward H. Johnson, an executive w/ Thomas Edison's company, put up the first electric Christmas lights on a tree at his home in Manhattan. GE started offering preassembled kits of miniature bulbs in 1903.
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December 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM