Jason Klamm
@jasonklamm.com
http://djch.xyz/noai
"Presenting... Dick Davy" @ Stand Up! Records
"We're Not Worthy" book out now
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Author, actor, podcaster, library worker.
It's pronounced "klahm"
"Presenting... Dick Davy" @ Stand Up! Records
"We're Not Worthy" book out now
paypal.me/jasonklamm
buymeacoffee.com/jasonklamm
venmo.com/u/stolendress
Author, actor, podcaster, library worker.
It's pronounced "klahm"
Watching the Christmas 2025 "Would I Lie to You" and enjoying David Mitchell being David Mitchell and actively ignoring creepy fucking David Walliams trying to make two fat jokes at David's expense.
For the record, 99% of Mitchell and Webb sketches are funnier than entire seasons of Little Britain.
For the record, 99% of Mitchell and Webb sketches are funnier than entire seasons of Little Britain.
December 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Watching the Christmas 2025 "Would I Lie to You" and enjoying David Mitchell being David Mitchell and actively ignoring creepy fucking David Walliams trying to make two fat jokes at David's expense.
For the record, 99% of Mitchell and Webb sketches are funnier than entire seasons of Little Britain.
For the record, 99% of Mitchell and Webb sketches are funnier than entire seasons of Little Britain.
I drove myself insane trying to find a guy who no one asked me to find. Seven years later I finally produced a record of his lost material.
I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
December 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I drove myself insane trying to find a guy who no one asked me to find. Seven years later I finally produced a record of his lost material.
All I want for Christmas is enough money to function and also for someone to find me in the background of one of these Chronicles of Riddick premiere photos because I sure as fuck was there:
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December 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
All I want for Christmas is enough money to function and also for someone to find me in the background of one of these Chronicles of Riddick premiere photos because I sure as fuck was there:
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I keep forgetting to add "-ai" to my searches and if I see the phrase "most likely refers to" again I'm going to smash my fucking computer screen to bits.
December 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I keep forgetting to add "-ai" to my searches and if I see the phrase "most likely refers to" again I'm going to smash my fucking computer screen to bits.
Chicago, 2001. #chicago #boardoftrade
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Chicago, 2001. #chicago #boardoftrade
Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny
A ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny then
HEY MOTHERFUCKER, GET LAID, GET FUCKED
The goose is getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny
A ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny then
HEY MOTHERFUCKER, GET LAID, GET FUCKED
December 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny
A ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny then
HEY MOTHERFUCKER, GET LAID, GET FUCKED
The goose is getting fat
Please to put a penny in the old man's hat
If you haven't got a penny
A ha'penny will do
If you haven't got a ha'penny then
HEY MOTHERFUCKER, GET LAID, GET FUCKED
Hi fellow movie nerds. I need to know if someone can get me a 4K capture of a scene from a movie I'm writing a book about. Message me please if you might be able to help.
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Hi fellow movie nerds. I need to know if someone can get me a 4K capture of a scene from a movie I'm writing a book about. Message me please if you might be able to help.
Why oxygen is overrated
The Washington Post, everyone
December 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Why oxygen is overrated
Reposted by Jason Klamm
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Federal agents use chemical irritant on crowd in Somali neighborhood of Minneapolis amid Trump crackdown
Federal agents have used chemical irritant to disperse a crowd in a heavily Somali neighborhood in Minneapolis. This happened Tuesday during a identification checks amid the Trump administration's cra...
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December 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Armed ICE agents trapped US citizens in a restaurant and demanded their papers. Federal agents walked into East African restaurants in Cedar-Riverside, MN. They closed and blocked the doors. Then they demanded to see everyone’s papers. Every person present was a US citizen.
Could an AI write "on the forefront of society?" Maybe it could make that same mistake but it wouldn't question it for a whole hour after posting and consider deleting and reposting and then beat itself up about it BECAUSE IT CAN'T.
Artists can and should fuck up.
Jesus that was sweaty.
Artists can and should fuck up.
Jesus that was sweaty.
Going forward my self-published books will have this symbol in them to let you know that no generative AI was used to create any part of them. I'm an artist, and I'm exhausted seeing people who think they're on the forefront of society who compare "embracing" AI with movie studios embracing talkies.
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Could an AI write "on the forefront of society?" Maybe it could make that same mistake but it wouldn't question it for a whole hour after posting and consider deleting and reposting and then beat itself up about it BECAUSE IT CAN'T.
Artists can and should fuck up.
Jesus that was sweaty.
Artists can and should fuck up.
Jesus that was sweaty.
I know this kind of thing can get muddy. There's good AI. The kind that helps read and translate documents, or the kind that increases accessibility. I use a transcription service for my interviews sometimes. Using AI to "make art" isn't doing that at all and is an existential threat to art.
Going forward my self-published books will have this symbol in them to let you know that no generative AI was used to create any part of them. I'm an artist, and I'm exhausted seeing people who think they're on the forefront of society who compare "embracing" AI with movie studios embracing talkies.
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I know this kind of thing can get muddy. There's good AI. The kind that helps read and translate documents, or the kind that increases accessibility. I use a transcription service for my interviews sometimes. Using AI to "make art" isn't doing that at all and is an existential threat to art.
Look at all the beautiful art of Pope Julius II. All he had to do was enter a prompt into Michelangelo.
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Look at all the beautiful art of Pope Julius II. All he had to do was enter a prompt into Michelangelo.
Going forward my self-published books will have this symbol in them to let you know that no generative AI was used to create any part of them. I'm an artist, and I'm exhausted seeing people who think they're on the forefront of society who compare "embracing" AI with movie studios embracing talkies.
December 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Going forward my self-published books will have this symbol in them to let you know that no generative AI was used to create any part of them. I'm an artist, and I'm exhausted seeing people who think they're on the forefront of society who compare "embracing" AI with movie studios embracing talkies.
"Disney making $1 billion investment in OpenAI, will allow characters on Sora AI video generator"
They are no longer a creative company. Say what you will about the quality of output over the years but this is just fucked.
They are no longer a creative company. Say what you will about the quality of output over the years but this is just fucked.
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Disney making $1 billion investment in OpenAI, will allow characters on Sora AI video generator"
They are no longer a creative company. Say what you will about the quality of output over the years but this is just fucked.
They are no longer a creative company. Say what you will about the quality of output over the years but this is just fucked.
There's ignorance but this isn't that. He knows a bit better because he is educated - I assume he is because rich. He flat out denies facts to manipulate the truth and to put his pet theories into public consciousness. When ego drives your supposed intellect you're being stupid.
This is the richest turd on the planet. Can't form a thought when there isn't a wall of fake smiles and laughs shooting at him. Loses his confidence immediately while still feeling superior. He has earned nothing of what he has. This is pure genuine stupidity and belongs in a museum. In the Hague.
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
There's ignorance but this isn't that. He knows a bit better because he is educated - I assume he is because rich. He flat out denies facts to manipulate the truth and to put his pet theories into public consciousness. When ego drives your supposed intellect you're being stupid.
This is the richest turd on the planet. Can't form a thought when there isn't a wall of fake smiles and laughs shooting at him. Loses his confidence immediately while still feeling superior. He has earned nothing of what he has. This is pure genuine stupidity and belongs in a museum. In the Hague.
WATCH: Elon Musk is upset that Somalian Americans in Minnesota get to vote.
December 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is the richest turd on the planet. Can't form a thought when there isn't a wall of fake smiles and laughs shooting at him. Loses his confidence immediately while still feeling superior. He has earned nothing of what he has. This is pure genuine stupidity and belongs in a museum. In the Hague.
Reposted by Jason Klamm
"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, I—"
Reviews.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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I would sooner accept the legitimacy of a Dundie Award.
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I would sooner accept the legitimacy of a Dundie Award.
Your annual reminder I'll do just about anything to be in a Hallmark Christmas movie.
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Your annual reminder I'll do just about anything to be in a Hallmark Christmas movie.
The @jewishjournal.bsky.social included our #vinyl #LP of archival, unreleased #DickDavy recordings in their #Hanukkah #giftguide! We're always excited for year-end coverage. Article in comments. Thanks to Kylie Ora Lobell!
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I can state definitively that Die Hard is a sandwich.
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I can state definitively that Die Hard is a sandwich.
I really missed out. I was only there for the piss pants scene.
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I really missed out. I was only there for the piss pants scene.
No heat in my house for a week now. Just found out we can't use space heaters in half of it either. As always, any help is appreciated.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
No heat in my house for a week now. Just found out we can't use space heaters in half of it either. As always, any help is appreciated.
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