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Cthulhu Whitaker
@jasondprice.bsky.social
· Oct 31
Maxx Crosby is what would happen if a juggalo took the Super soldier serum
Needed more calling Drake a pedophile
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Needed more calling Drake a pedophile
Shout out to the company I interviewed with on 9/26 letting me know today that they weren't moving forward with my application.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Shout out to the company I interviewed with on 9/26 letting me know today that they weren't moving forward with my application.
Co worker: "What is your costume?"
Me: "I am a middle aged mediocre white male...I don't need a costume to be scary"
Me: "I am a middle aged mediocre white male...I don't need a costume to be scary"
October 31, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Co worker: "What is your costume?"
Me: "I am a middle aged mediocre white male...I don't need a costume to be scary"
Me: "I am a middle aged mediocre white male...I don't need a costume to be scary"
Penei Sewell bursting into Dan Campbell's office to show him this play
The average mind cannot comprehend the insane athleticism of a 5’11 330 pound Samoan
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Penei Sewell bursting into Dan Campbell's office to show him this play
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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congratulations to the seattle mariners. it had to end this way. if this game would have gone on any longer libertarians would have lost interest
October 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
congratulations to the seattle mariners. it had to end this way. if this game would have gone on any longer libertarians would have lost interest
Lock up Skubal, get a bat, and get someone in for the pen that can strike people out
October 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Lock up Skubal, get a bat, and get someone in for the pen that can strike people out
Of course it's the ex-Twin...
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Of course it's the ex-Twin...
At least give us the walk off walk
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 AM
At least give us the walk off walk
Tommy Kahnle just wants to go home
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Tommy Kahnle just wants to go home
Doug Fister is just going to pitch for both teams if this game goes to the 16th
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Doug Fister is just going to pitch for both teams if this game goes to the 16th
Should have pinch hit for Meadows
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Should have pinch hit for Meadows
Jay Sborz gets the bottom of the 14th
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Jay Sborz gets the bottom of the 14th
This thing is ending on a walkoff balk
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
This thing is ending on a walkoff balk
Skubal's probably rested enough to come back in now, right?
October 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Skubal's probably rested enough to come back in now, right?
Carpenter vs Raleigh in a HR Derby to win it, who says no?
October 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Carpenter vs Raleigh in a HR Derby to win it, who says no?
Ok now AJ is getting on my nerves with the constant calls for bunts
October 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ok now AJ is getting on my nerves with the constant calls for bunts
The "fuck it, it's past midnight" call
October 11, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The "fuck it, it's past midnight" call
*taps sign*
The longer this game goes the higher the chance the winning run is scored in an increasingly stupid manner
October 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
*taps sign*
The longer this game goes the higher the chance the winning run is scored in an increasingly stupid manner
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The longer this game goes the higher the chance the winning run is scored in an increasingly stupid manner
Still opens up the possibility of Josh Naylor Bullshit ™
October 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Still opens up the possibility of Josh Naylor Bullshit ™
*nervous vomits*
October 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
*nervous vomits*
Welp if theyre going to go down, let Cal Raleigh do it
October 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Welp if theyre going to go down, let Cal Raleigh do it