Jarrett Bellini
@jarrettbellini.bsky.social
Writer. Puncher-Upper. Lover of naps, mezcal, and Oxford commas. Self-loathing Tottenham and AZ Cardinals fan. Reluctant cat dad.🌵⭕️💀 COYS
Todd Snider is still an alright guy
Let's just call it exhaustion
jarrettbellini.substack.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I mean, has anyone considered that maybe these drones are just spraying a fine mist of Purell over New Jersey?
December 14, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I mean, has anyone considered that maybe these drones are just spraying a fine mist of Purell over New Jersey?
Back in August I wrote about how I became a childless cat man. Now that I'm speed-dating Threads and Bluesky I thought I would re-post it to both. jarrettbellini.substack.com/p/how-i-beco...
How I became a childless cat man
I never wanted a cat, let alone multiple cats.
jarrettbellini.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Back in August I wrote about how I became a childless cat man. Now that I'm speed-dating Threads and Bluesky I thought I would re-post it to both. jarrettbellini.substack.com/p/how-i-beco...