Jarlo
@jarlo.bsky.social
Philosomink who don’t post about philosophy.
It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech.
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It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech.
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Jarlo
@jarlo.bsky.social
· Nov 20
A dick without a foreskin is like a femboy without an oversized hoodie to hide in
You just know Trump gave real bad head to Clinton, cause if it was good he would have bragged about it on stage
November 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You just know Trump gave real bad head to Clinton, cause if it was good he would have bragged about it on stage
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November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
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And the most weasel is, of course, Chaykovskiy
June 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
And the most weasel is, of course, Chaykovskiy
Just got my first phishing attempt in my dm’s, we’ve made it!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Just got my first phishing attempt in my dm’s, we’ve made it!!!
I need to make my ramen for more people
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I need to make my ramen for more people
Heartbreaking: You're trying to fall asleep to youtube slop, but your favorite youtube slob source actually uploaded some interesting slob that's hard to sleep to
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Heartbreaking: You're trying to fall asleep to youtube slop, but your favorite youtube slob source actually uploaded some interesting slob that's hard to sleep to
Reporting my own mother to the Hague for accidentally making chlorine gas cleaning the bathroom that one time
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Reporting my own mother to the Hague for accidentally making chlorine gas cleaning the bathroom that one time
Going to work every day makes me want to scream:
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Going to work every day makes me want to scream:
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
Please, for the love of god, stop going to the chiropractor
But I know I’d just make enemies from poor victims of one of the most well established scams in society
I need to make a leather harness…
October 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I need to make a leather harness…
Local town legend is just a dude who aggressively shoulder checks everyone he walks past on the street. Don’t matter if they’re like a teen or a pregnant person, he speedwalks towards them and bumps into them whenever he walks past anybody.
October 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Local town legend is just a dude who aggressively shoulder checks everyone he walks past on the street. Don’t matter if they’re like a teen or a pregnant person, he speedwalks towards them and bumps into them whenever he walks past anybody.
Bought a wok dish from the cantina, brought it back to my department, put it down in front of one of my colleagues and said ‘I’m so tired of them putting woke in everything!’
Got the most polite chuckle I’ve ever heard in my fucking life dude, it’s over
Got the most polite chuckle I’ve ever heard in my fucking life dude, it’s over
October 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Bought a wok dish from the cantina, brought it back to my department, put it down in front of one of my colleagues and said ‘I’m so tired of them putting woke in everything!’
Got the most polite chuckle I’ve ever heard in my fucking life dude, it’s over
Got the most polite chuckle I’ve ever heard in my fucking life dude, it’s over
Just found out I'm on a huge anti-Tesla/Elon Musk blocklist because I have Musk in my bio, collateral damage
October 19, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Just found out I'm on a huge anti-Tesla/Elon Musk blocklist because I have Musk in my bio, collateral damage
The amount of legitimacy they give to this site by being here, is a self own of massive proportions.
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The amount of legitimacy they give to this site by being here, is a self own of massive proportions.
First time I heard the expression “Hindsight is 20-20” was in 2021 and at first I just thought it was a saying where you’d say the previous year
October 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
First time I heard the expression “Hindsight is 20-20” was in 2021 and at first I just thought it was a saying where you’d say the previous year
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Being burned at the stake on the Danish subreddit for daring to say that just because immigrants are overrepresented in crime statistics, it doesn't mean we can just assume every single crime is done by immigrants
October 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Being burned at the stake on the Danish subreddit for daring to say that just because immigrants are overrepresented in crime statistics, it doesn't mean we can just assume every single crime is done by immigrants
Supporting lower taxes but only for the single day I get my backpay paycheck for the many months I was underpaid
October 6, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Supporting lower taxes but only for the single day I get my backpay paycheck for the many months I was underpaid
Type of guy: Woah like, what if everything in the world was physical, and therefore fully deterministic cause we could measure everything that happened ahead time through advanced calculations. That'd disprove free will and even consciousness!
Same type of guy: AI has consciousness
Same type of guy: AI has consciousness
October 5, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Type of guy: Woah like, what if everything in the world was physical, and therefore fully deterministic cause we could measure everything that happened ahead time through advanced calculations. That'd disprove free will and even consciousness!
Same type of guy: AI has consciousness
Same type of guy: AI has consciousness
One of the best feelings things about food prepping is lining everything up before cooking
October 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
One of the best feelings things about food prepping is lining everything up before cooking
The worst part of having a degree in communication is not that you're not needed, you're extremely needed in most public-facing organisations.
The worst part is that they don't realize just how fucking badly they need you, no matter how obvious it is.
The worst part is that they don't realize just how fucking badly they need you, no matter how obvious it is.
Are you paying us? Where?
October 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The worst part of having a degree in communication is not that you're not needed, you're extremely needed in most public-facing organisations.
The worst part is that they don't realize just how fucking badly they need you, no matter how obvious it is.
The worst part is that they don't realize just how fucking badly they need you, no matter how obvious it is.
[On a plane in furry macro world]
Damn this sure is a cozy flight, I sure hope nobody gulps us
Damn this sure is a cozy flight, I sure hope nobody gulps us
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 PM
[On a plane in furry macro world]
Damn this sure is a cozy flight, I sure hope nobody gulps us
Damn this sure is a cozy flight, I sure hope nobody gulps us
Secured a pay raise, a free paid for education with salary, and a path towards doing ad hoc consultancy work and project work
Pretty alright!
Pretty alright!
October 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Secured a pay raise, a free paid for education with salary, and a path towards doing ad hoc consultancy work and project work
Pretty alright!
Pretty alright!
One one hand, happy that I put in an ultimatum at work for a promotion or a pay rise that I can't imagine that they'll refuse, on the other hand, the promotion does mean I'd have to travel to the US next year for like a week
September 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
One one hand, happy that I put in an ultimatum at work for a promotion or a pay rise that I can't imagine that they'll refuse, on the other hand, the promotion does mean I'd have to travel to the US next year for like a week
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I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
September 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".