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Jarlo
@jarlo.bsky.social
Philosomink who don’t post about philosophy.
It’s my knowledge, get your own philosophy degree you wisdom leech.

PFP: @ridgensfw.bsky.social

Bi-Aro | He/They | Amateur Leather Crafter | 🔞 expect vore and musk.
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You just know Trump gave real bad head to Clinton, cause if it was good he would have bragged about it on stage
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Oh for sure for sure. Saved this to my desktop so I could understand it better after watching Freien.

I now understand it.
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The average Liberal be like

*Sees thing happening in America very Americanly*
"What are we? A bunch of fucking commies!?"
January 18, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Seeing an account that has MDNI on it be like
January 17, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Noticed I have a few trans lesbian ‘Men do not interact’ followers on here, further cementing my status as just a little guy
January 17, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I like it when people really like one specific kind of animal and then turn their Animal Crossing village into an ethnostate
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Guy on Reddit telling me that he thinks that ‘Israel has probably commited war crimes’ but also ‘I don’t have a problem with Israels way of doing things’

Do they even hear themselves 😭
January 16, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Need some hungry queers to feed ramen to
January 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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>"If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year."
> trump elected
> dead within the year
January 13, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Call my nuts steak the way boys slop ‘em up
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 PM
The aquarium subreddit routinely has people taking pictures of weird things growing in their aquariums, and there’s several actual fungi researchers begging the posters to send them samples.

I just find that sort of adorable
January 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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annual repost of Trashed Bathrooms
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 PM
At first I was hesitant about using this account both for politics and porn, but knowing that political prudes that look through my profile have to suffer emotional damage scrolling past the NSFW stuff is a great synergy
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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Bento is being very modest in the locker room 🥰 ( @suckmcjones.hyper.wang )
January 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Being actively cruel and rude towards people simply for the crime of being weird, or being into weird things, is the most rancid fucking vibes.

It's the same reactionary mindset that leads people to truscum or even direct trans- and/or homophobia in the worst cases.
January 7, 2026 at 9:52 AM
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Old commission from @gelki.bsky.social

Testicular torsion is no joke!
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Old commission from @gelki.bsky.social

Testicular torsion is no joke!
January 4, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
4 different people in this train car have sneezed one or more times, including the guy sitting across from me, I am fucking doomed
January 2, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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noodle faces
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Too many fucking gateway drugs on the streets these days
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
God gave us two armpits so you can lick one clean and still huff the other
December 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Merry Christmas here you go 💕
December 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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sharing is caring
February 13, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Can't sleep because I realized I can smell the burger I had for dinner in my moustache
December 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Whenever I have to think hard about stuff, like any research writing project or the like, I cannot sit down. My body just takes off from the chair and I start wandering around whatever space there is to wander.

I'm the wandermink
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM