Jaren
@jarenwhitehouse.bsky.social
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Jarenwhitehouse.com got another tweak. Some glowing effects, I'm not sure how I feel. Hopefully not too invasive.
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Jarenwhitehouse.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Jarenwhitehouse.com got another tweak. Some glowing effects, I'm not sure how I feel. Hopefully not too invasive.
Now that I've hit 40, I'm more so curious as to what I'll be if I get there lol
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Now that I've hit 40, I'm more so curious as to what I'll be if I get there lol
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Hollow Knight 3 confirmed
September 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hollow Knight 3 confirmed
@llbbl.blog I got another notification from that guy that argued at us; as I tried to muster a response, I realized I'd rather expend the energy somewhere positive. So here I am, following you lol
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
@llbbl.blog I got another notification from that guy that argued at us; as I tried to muster a response, I realized I'd rather expend the energy somewhere positive. So here I am, following you lol
@samthoyre.bsky.social Thanks for the follow. After a near commit disaster, any human contact is welcome lol. Nice to meet you!
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
@samthoyre.bsky.social Thanks for the follow. After a near commit disaster, any human contact is welcome lol. Nice to meet you!
so if you don't know what git is, git is the code that tracks your code. Rebasing, is editing the code that tracks your code. FUCKING UP A REBASE when you decided to edit the FIRST commit on a new feature branch, and thinking you've discontinued the rebase... oh man...
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
so if you don't know what git is, git is the code that tracks your code. Rebasing, is editing the code that tracks your code. FUCKING UP A REBASE when you decided to edit the FIRST commit on a new feature branch, and thinking you've discontinued the rebase... oh man...
I just spent 5 minutes thoughtfully defending the virtues of my tech stack to a stranger... lol, I need a tea break.
if you code and do metaphysical self inquiries at the same time...
if you code and do metaphysical self inquiries at the same time...
September 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I just spent 5 minutes thoughtfully defending the virtues of my tech stack to a stranger... lol, I need a tea break.
if you code and do metaphysical self inquiries at the same time...
if you code and do metaphysical self inquiries at the same time...
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another ARIA fun fact:
aria-description - provide a description to an element similar to how aria-label can provide a name to elements that can be named.
another attribute that is supported in all browsers, but some automated checkers might call out as invalid.
aria-description - provide a description to an element similar to how aria-label can provide a name to elements that can be named.
another attribute that is supported in all browsers, but some automated checkers might call out as invalid.
December 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
another ARIA fun fact:
aria-description - provide a description to an element similar to how aria-label can provide a name to elements that can be named.
another attribute that is supported in all browsers, but some automated checkers might call out as invalid.
aria-description - provide a description to an element similar to how aria-label can provide a name to elements that can be named.
another attribute that is supported in all browsers, but some automated checkers might call out as invalid.
The new css for #chatgpt is egregiously bad. The whole UI stinks. I hate it. I'm actively fighting the urge to scrape the past CSS and make a plugin to force it back. Jesus!
August 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The new css for #chatgpt is egregiously bad. The whole UI stinks. I hate it. I'm actively fighting the urge to scrape the past CSS and make a plugin to force it back. Jesus!
Resistance™ is a real bitch
August 2, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Resistance™ is a real bitch
I just want to make it to a point in life where I need to sort by "Price: high to low" every now and then.
June 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I just want to make it to a point in life where I need to sort by "Price: high to low" every now and then.
I literally just now learned that cheetahs aren't called cheetahs because it's a play on words like they're so fast that they cheat. It's a Hindi word. Of course it's a Hindi word. Why the hell would that be the name of an animal?
This "the cats have nine lives" thing all over again!!!
This "the cats have nine lives" thing all over again!!!
May 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I literally just now learned that cheetahs aren't called cheetahs because it's a play on words like they're so fast that they cheat. It's a Hindi word. Of course it's a Hindi word. Why the hell would that be the name of an animal?
This "the cats have nine lives" thing all over again!!!
This "the cats have nine lives" thing all over again!!!
Imagine how everything would be right now for so many people if Kamala had won.
April 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Imagine how everything would be right now for so many people if Kamala had won.
I'm on the right in the hood. Fight me.
March 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'm on the right in the hood. Fight me.
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I confess: I claim responsibility for the recent DDOS attack on X.com. I wrote and used the following Python script:
import os
while True:
os.system('ping x.com')
I then ran this on my computer and four other laptops I own (and a smart air fryer), taking down the popular social media website.
import os
while True:
os.system('ping x.com')
I then ran this on my computer and four other laptops I own (and a smart air fryer), taking down the popular social media website.
March 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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More of a sequel than parody
March 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
More of a sequel than parody
"Welcome to the White Lotus Vietnam. Please surrender your phones as there is no cell service, also we are surrounded by poisonous fruit."
"Oh I'm sure that's fine, it's not like there have been horrific incidents at every other location"
"Oh I'm sure that's fine, it's not like there have been horrific incidents at every other location"
March 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
"Welcome to the White Lotus Vietnam. Please surrender your phones as there is no cell service, also we are surrounded by poisonous fruit."
"Oh I'm sure that's fine, it's not like there have been horrific incidents at every other location"
"Oh I'm sure that's fine, it's not like there have been horrific incidents at every other location"
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Ironically, this sounds like it will take forever to explain.
January 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Ironically, this sounds like it will take forever to explain.
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If you're feeling down today, here's a raccoon playing with bubbles.
#happyfriday #joy #joyful #happy
#happyfriday #joy #joyful #happy
January 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you're feeling down today, here's a raccoon playing with bubbles.
#happyfriday #joy #joyful #happy
#happyfriday #joy #joyful #happy
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
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I encourage people to go deeper into this thread, where it breaks down to tech nerds insulting each other about how deeply you can peel an onion or something. Meanwhile, here I am...
January 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I encourage people to go deeper into this thread, where it breaks down to tech nerds insulting each other about how deeply you can peel an onion or something. Meanwhile, here I am...