Jareau
@jareau.bsky.social
Coffee Dad. Payments Nerd. Football (⚽️) Fan.
I went to the grocery store while hungry and somehow walked out with these…
March 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I went to the grocery store while hungry and somehow walked out with these…
Watched One of Them Days with my wife this weekend. Really fun movie!
January 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Watched One of Them Days with my wife this weekend. Really fun movie!
I didn’t move to Georgia to have 3 snow days in two weeks.
January 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I didn’t move to Georgia to have 3 snow days in two weeks.
People, I’m begging you to wear headphones while listening to videos on your phone in public places.
January 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
People, I’m begging you to wear headphones while listening to videos on your phone in public places.
I used to publish annual reviews but stopped when things got busy in 2020. I'm back at it and published five year (2020-2024) mega-review of my life! www.jareau.me/2024-review/
2020-2024 Review
A five-year mega-review of my life! Learning how to play soccer again. My most memorable media from 2020-2024. Reflections on friends and family.
www.jareau.me
January 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I used to publish annual reviews but stopped when things got busy in 2020. I'm back at it and published five year (2020-2024) mega-review of my life! www.jareau.me/2024-review/
Coffee shop this morning.
January 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Coffee shop this morning.
30 degrees in Atlanta this morning so went for a run/coffee/walk/run this morning.
January 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
30 degrees in Atlanta this morning so went for a run/coffee/walk/run this morning.
Just discovered this Han Solo frozen in carbonite crayon in my daughter’s craft supplies!
December 23, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Just discovered this Han Solo frozen in carbonite crayon in my daughter’s craft supplies!
I write a newsletter about payments. Today, I write about the Black Friday/Cyber Monday performance of two of my favorite Digitally Native Vertical Payment Processors, Adyen and Stripe: www.batchprocessing.co/p/comparing-...
Comparing Adyen and Stripe’s BFCM Numbers
Stats from two of my favorite Digitally Native Vertical Payment Processors (DNVPs) during the biggest shopping period of the year
www.batchprocessing.co
December 3, 2024 at 10:22 PM
I write a newsletter about payments. Today, I write about the Black Friday/Cyber Monday performance of two of my favorite Digitally Native Vertical Payment Processors, Adyen and Stripe: www.batchprocessing.co/p/comparing-...
Preliminary BFCM stats from two of my favorite Digitally Native Vertical Payment Processors (DNVPs):
Adyen:
$34B TPV, 670M transactions, peak 163K trnx/min, 99.9999% uptime, peak 25K+ requests/sec
Stripe*:
$26B+ TPV, peak 93K trnx/min, 99.999% uptime, peak 27K+ requests/sec
*not finalized
Adyen:
$34B TPV, 670M transactions, peak 163K trnx/min, 99.9999% uptime, peak 25K+ requests/sec
Stripe*:
$26B+ TPV, peak 93K trnx/min, 99.999% uptime, peak 27K+ requests/sec
*not finalized
December 3, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Preliminary BFCM stats from two of my favorite Digitally Native Vertical Payment Processors (DNVPs):
Adyen:
$34B TPV, 670M transactions, peak 163K trnx/min, 99.9999% uptime, peak 25K+ requests/sec
Stripe*:
$26B+ TPV, peak 93K trnx/min, 99.999% uptime, peak 27K+ requests/sec
*not finalized
Adyen:
$34B TPV, 670M transactions, peak 163K trnx/min, 99.9999% uptime, peak 25K+ requests/sec
Stripe*:
$26B+ TPV, peak 93K trnx/min, 99.999% uptime, peak 27K+ requests/sec
*not finalized
This past week: Cross-country flight with my daughter, 3 birthday celebrations, Thanksgiving dinner, family pictures, other misc. events. Flying back to Atlanta now. Heading to NYC on Tuesday. I’m fried! But caught this incredible picture of my daughter.
December 1, 2024 at 8:16 PM
This past week: Cross-country flight with my daughter, 3 birthday celebrations, Thanksgiving dinner, family pictures, other misc. events. Flying back to Atlanta now. Heading to NYC on Tuesday. I’m fried! But caught this incredible picture of my daughter.
Eating pie the day after Thanksgiving hits different.
November 29, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Eating pie the day after Thanksgiving hits different.
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Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
Just defeated four children under the age of 9 in ritual combat…as is tradition in my family around Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Just defeated four children under the age of 9 in ritual combat…as is tradition in my family around Thanksgiving.
gnx almost made me forget how good Chronokopia is…
November 26, 2024 at 3:28 AM
gnx almost made me forget how good Chronokopia is…
Drake’s lawsuit made me think about this scene from Suburban Commando youtu.be/L2MYETWqb8w?...
Suburban Commando - Sue Ya
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November 26, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Drake’s lawsuit made me think about this scene from Suburban Commando youtu.be/L2MYETWqb8w?...
I’m weird enough for Bluesky now!
I’m definitely not weird enough for bsky at this point…
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
I’m weird enough for Bluesky now!
Happy Friday, y’all! Put this in your ears as you head into the weekend ✌🏾 https://open.spotify.com/track/6ZGoFntcQUWTPGGQPQmecY?si=eC1b7EPCQyGp0Zo4VqpT7g
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JID · Song · 2022
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May 6, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Happy Friday, y’all! Put this in your ears as you head into the weekend ✌🏾 https://open.spotify.com/track/6ZGoFntcQUWTPGGQPQmecY?si=eC1b7EPCQyGp0Zo4VqpT7g
Sometimes you put your daughter to bed with ease and sometimes your toddler eats you…or however the saying goes
May 5, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Sometimes you put your daughter to bed with ease and sometimes your toddler eats you…or however the saying goes
I really can’t believe people are debating whether being strangled to death is an appropriate or proportionate response.
May 5, 2023 at 12:54 AM
I really can’t believe people are debating whether being strangled to death is an appropriate or proportionate response.
DJ Cool Herc being indicted is cool! Hip Hop is middle aged!
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame announces this year’s inductees:
May 3, 2023 at 12:45 PM
DJ Cool Herc being indicted is cool! Hip Hop is middle aged!
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