Jan G
@janmug.bsky.social
If a tweet is not ironic, it's probably sarcastic. I think of myself as a socialist libertarian; I like small government and good roads.
TFW you scored a reservation for a Michelin 2 star restaurant for your anniversary and then the 3 star sends you a "oh our waitlist opened up" note.
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
TFW you scored a reservation for a Michelin 2 star restaurant for your anniversary and then the 3 star sends you a "oh our waitlist opened up" note.
Someone needs to tell Geico that two part verification doesn't work if you don't get the 10 min code for 45 min ;)
June 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Someone needs to tell Geico that two part verification doesn't work if you don't get the 10 min code for 45 min ;)
Hey Costco, when did you extend your "three months return only" to the optics department? First time in 30 years that Costco doesn't stand behind a product.
May 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Hey Costco, when did you extend your "three months return only" to the optics department? First time in 30 years that Costco doesn't stand behind a product.
A horse cop just rode by - he had an iced latte in a cup holder hanging from his saddle.
May 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A horse cop just rode by - he had an iced latte in a cup holder hanging from his saddle.
My daughter just made me pour a bucket of ice water over her head for some challenge.
Teenagers are weird.
Teenagers are weird.
April 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
My daughter just made me pour a bucket of ice water over her head for some challenge.
Teenagers are weird.
Teenagers are weird.
TFW you yell at your daughter because she's still running around in PJs 2 min before the school bus, and then tells you it's PJ day.
April 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
TFW you yell at your daughter because she's still running around in PJs 2 min before the school bus, and then tells you it's PJ day.
TFW you wake up your teenage daughter at 6 am with coffee to get ready for school and at 6:50 she asks for the coffee to go as she fell back asleep.
March 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
TFW you wake up your teenage daughter at 6 am with coffee to get ready for school and at 6:50 she asks for the coffee to go as she fell back asleep.
Another couple of days like today and Tesla stock will have a reasonable P/E ratio.
March 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Another couple of days like today and Tesla stock will have a reasonable P/E ratio.
Reposted by Jan G
JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating
February 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating
My bank has just informed me they no longer accept the following check types via remote deposit, and a bank visit is required:
U.S. Treasury Checks
U.S. Savings Bonds
U.S. Postal Money Orders
U.S. Treasury Checks
U.S. Savings Bonds
U.S. Postal Money Orders
February 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My bank has just informed me they no longer accept the following check types via remote deposit, and a bank visit is required:
U.S. Treasury Checks
U.S. Savings Bonds
U.S. Postal Money Orders
U.S. Treasury Checks
U.S. Savings Bonds
U.S. Postal Money Orders
Ready for the holidays!
December 24, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Ready for the holidays!
I have to stop being efficient. Everything is prepped by 8 am, so I'm polishing the silver.
December 24, 2024 at 3:14 PM
I have to stop being efficient. Everything is prepped by 8 am, so I'm polishing the silver.
How does @Amazon's alexa algorithm go from Mack the knife to xmas carols in 20 min?
December 20, 2024 at 1:43 AM
How does @Amazon's alexa algorithm go from Mack the knife to xmas carols in 20 min?
@newmexicodot.bsky.social
30 miles 3h back-up on I-40 because your construction team cleared the interstate at Laguna but forgot to remove the "merge now" signs.
30 miles 3h back-up on I-40 because your construction team cleared the interstate at Laguna but forgot to remove the "merge now" signs.
December 15, 2024 at 2:07 AM
@newmexicodot.bsky.social
30 miles 3h back-up on I-40 because your construction team cleared the interstate at Laguna but forgot to remove the "merge now" signs.
30 miles 3h back-up on I-40 because your construction team cleared the interstate at Laguna but forgot to remove the "merge now" signs.
If you do not mind being in a stadium with 19000 screaming teenage girls, Billie Eilish is a good show.
And the bus shuttle service is a brilliant idea.
And the bus shuttle service is a brilliant idea.
December 15, 2024 at 1:24 AM
If you do not mind being in a stadium with 19000 screaming teenage girls, Billie Eilish is a good show.
And the bus shuttle service is a brilliant idea.
And the bus shuttle service is a brilliant idea.
Amazon music gave me a "you're one of my top listeners" message from Taylor Swift.
I have to have a word with my daughter.
I have to have a word with my daughter.
December 13, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Amazon music gave me a "you're one of my top listeners" message from Taylor Swift.
I have to have a word with my daughter.
I have to have a word with my daughter.
Now you can have pickle flavor with EVERYTHING!
December 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Now you can have pickle flavor with EVERYTHING!
Reposted by Jan G
"Like all empires, this one rested on a foundation of lies." #Oathbreakers, out from @harpercollins.bsky.social on 12/10. The story of how Charlemagne's grandsons fought a brutal civil war and shattered the Frankish Empire.
SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1
SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1
Oathbreakers
The authors of The Bright Ages return with a real-life Game of Thrones—the story of the Carolingian Civil War, a bloody, protracted battle pitting brother against brother, father against son, that wou...
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November 17, 2024 at 3:38 PM
"Like all empires, this one rested on a foundation of lies." #Oathbreakers, out from @harpercollins.bsky.social on 12/10. The story of how Charlemagne's grandsons fought a brutal civil war and shattered the Frankish Empire.
SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1
SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1