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Jank Game Reviews
Where the reviews themselves are janky, and the games sometimes will be too.

Business email: jankgamereviews@gmail.com
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November 8, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Today we review The Plucky Squire⚔️. This game is an all-around delight, and I had a great time with it. I had very little to complain about and would highly recommend it. It has a good variety of gameplay, and never gets boring.

Gameplay-10/10
Story-8/10
Accessibility-10/10
Value-8/10
Overall-9/10
October 22, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Today's Review is for @powerwashsim.bsky.social. A game that was surprising in a lot of ways, but also you generally get exactly what you're expecting. And that's not a bad thing.

Gameplay - 7/10
Story - 6/10
Accessibility - 7/10
Value - 9/10
Overall - 7.25/10
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October 9, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Today we're reviewing hit indie platformer Celeste. It's a fabulous romp with largely intuitive controls that keep things fresh.

Gameplay - 9/10
Story - 10/10
Accessibility - 9/10
Value - 10/10
Overall - 9.5/10
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October 4, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Today's Review will be for Final Fantasy XVI by Square Enix. Sticking to their legacy, Square hit it out of the park again with another fun fantasy romp. Plus there's a doggo.

Gameplay - 8/10
Story - 10/10
Accessibility - 7.5/10
Value - 7.5/10
Overall - 8.25/10
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October 3, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Today's review is for the wonderful indie horror game "Crow Country" by SFBGames. I had a great time with this little gem.

To breakdown the scores it received:
Gameplay - 7/10
Story - 8/10
Accessibility - 6/10
Value - 9/10
Overall: 7.5/10

Below I'll discuss further.
October 2, 2024 at 6:34 PM
As I prepare to actually write-up my first review, I want to remind everyone that game reviews are inherently subjective.

To quote someone I deeply respect:
"Games are an art form dressed up as a consumer product." - @bobbyblackwolf.com

As such you may disagree with me, and that's okay.
October 2, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Hello, everyone.🎉🎉🎉

This is simply a pet project I made on a whim. We'll see what happens. I'll post reviews when I can and the current plan for the format will be to Review games on four categories with a 1-10 score each and then average the four for an overall score.
October 1, 2024 at 6:55 PM