Janik Eckardt
@janikeckardt.bsky.social
I write about the Vikings & NFL
Where else would you rather be?
Where else would you rather be?
I'm never going to lose another game
February 19, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I'm never going to lose another game
Women vote with emotions
Men vote for racist pedophiles
Stop letting men vote
Men vote for racist pedophiles
Stop letting men vote
On this week's @strictscrutiny.bsky.social episode, @leahlitman.bsky.social, @kateshaw.bsky.social, and I discussed the new Heritage Foundation plan to return women to home and hearth. Apparently, this guy is all in on it.
February 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Women vote with emotions
Men vote for racist pedophiles
Stop letting men vote
Men vote for racist pedophiles
Stop letting men vote
Reposted by Janik Eckardt
This is Princess. She and her human work hard every day collecting trash at an apartment building. It is an often thankless job, but one kind resident thought the pair should know how much they are appreciated, and that Princess should get a uniform too. 13/10 for all (TT: oliviaolp)
February 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
This is Princess. She and her human work hard every day collecting trash at an apartment building. It is an often thankless job, but one kind resident thought the pair should know how much they are appreciated, and that Princess should get a uniform too. 13/10 for all (TT: oliviaolp)
My life was so much more enjoyable when I didn't care about this
No Kings includes LeBron James, I'm afraid
No Kings includes LeBron James, I'm afraid
Absolutely despicable and honestly unforgivable.
He also says he hopes he can “inspire” people over there.
This is his “Republicans buy sneakers too” moment.
He also says he hopes he can “inspire” people over there.
This is his “Republicans buy sneakers too” moment.
February 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
My life was so much more enjoyable when I didn't care about this
No Kings includes LeBron James, I'm afraid
No Kings includes LeBron James, I'm afraid
Fixing the dunk contest
2 teams. Only players that can barely dunk are invited
Team 1:
Fat Euros
Team 2:
Non-athletic guards
I swear it would be entertaining to see Steph Curry and Nikola Jokic go h2h in a dunk contest
2 teams. Only players that can barely dunk are invited
Team 1:
Fat Euros
Team 2:
Non-athletic guards
I swear it would be entertaining to see Steph Curry and Nikola Jokic go h2h in a dunk contest
February 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Fixing the dunk contest
2 teams. Only players that can barely dunk are invited
Team 1:
Fat Euros
Team 2:
Non-athletic guards
I swear it would be entertaining to see Steph Curry and Nikola Jokic go h2h in a dunk contest
2 teams. Only players that can barely dunk are invited
Team 1:
Fat Euros
Team 2:
Non-athletic guards
I swear it would be entertaining to see Steph Curry and Nikola Jokic go h2h in a dunk contest
Instead of improving work conditions to improve their grades, soft ass billionaires force the NFLPA to stop releasing the grades because they don't want the world to know that they are cheap as fuck despite having 5 yachts 👍
Sources: The NFL informed all 32 teams today in a memo that it prevailed in its grievance vs. the NFLPA and its “team report cards.” An arbitrator determined that the NFLPA’s conduct violated the CBA and ordered it to stop making public any future report cards.
Original post
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February 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Instead of improving work conditions to improve their grades, soft ass billionaires force the NFLPA to stop releasing the grades because they don't want the world to know that they are cheap as fuck despite having 5 yachts 👍
He's gonna win the FIFA Climate Protection Prize
Trump: "We are officially terminating the so-called 'endangerment finding'"
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
He's gonna win the FIFA Climate Protection Prize
Just what this Draft class needed
February 12, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Just what this Draft class needed
They really think anyone would want them 😭
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
They really think anyone would want them 😭
Can't fathom there are actual people willingly making it their legacy to protect pedophiles.
Imagine your grandchildren look up what you did in your political career and it's that
Imagine your grandchildren look up what you did in your political career and it's that
February 11, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Can't fathom there are actual people willingly making it their legacy to protect pedophiles.
Imagine your grandchildren look up what you did in your political career and it's that
Imagine your grandchildren look up what you did in your political career and it's that
The Patriots now have the most Super Bowl losses ever
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The Patriots now have the most Super Bowl losses ever
I'm sorry but Drake Maye deserves the Nine meme
February 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
I'm sorry but Drake Maye deserves the Nine meme
Is sucking for 3 quarters and then becoming god in the 4th not a Brady but a Patriots thing?
February 9, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Is sucking for 3 quarters and then becoming god in the 4th not a Brady but a Patriots thing?
Starting to think it was good that Kraft vetoed the Drake Maye Vikings trade
February 9, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Starting to think it was good that Kraft vetoed the Drake Maye Vikings trade
Genuinely don't understand the appeal of that music and that's okay. Glad people enjoyed it, he should do it again to piss the racists off
February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Genuinely don't understand the appeal of that music and that's okay. Glad people enjoyed it, he should do it again to piss the racists off
What do I watch if the Turning Points USA Halftime Show is too woke for me???
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
What do I watch if the Turning Points USA Halftime Show is too woke for me???
Seeing the Law & Order commercial reminded me of the fact that I'm always watching the show to defend the criminals because that's apparently what we do now
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Seeing the Law & Order commercial reminded me of the fact that I'm always watching the show to defend the criminals because that's apparently what we do now
Can I say Skol Sam or do I curse him if I do?
February 8, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Can I say Skol Sam or do I curse him if I do?
Me when Boulevard of Broken Dreams
February 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Me when Boulevard of Broken Dreams
"Keep politics out of sports!"
"No, fuck you and your politics"
"No, fuck you and your politics"
February 8, 2026 at 8:10 PM
"Keep politics out of sports!"
"No, fuck you and your politics"
"No, fuck you and your politics"
You're not angry enough
February 6, 2026 at 7:12 PM
You're not angry enough
We went from "guns don't kill people, people do"
to
"people don't kill people, rhetoric does"
to
"people don't kill people, rhetoric does"
Homan: "I said back in March of this year [sic] that if the hateful rhetoric didn't stop I was afraid there would be bloodshed. And there has been."
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
We went from "guns don't kill people, people do"
to
"people don't kill people, rhetoric does"
to
"people don't kill people, rhetoric does"
Explains why Josh Freeman was targeting the stands
steve tisch invited jeffrey epstein to the 2013 Vikings-Giants MNF game, which you may remember
February 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Explains why Josh Freeman was targeting the stands
