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Making Chocolate Milk and Cats more my thing here
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2 x NYC Pizza Run Champion, He/Him, 25+ please
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2 x NYC Pizza Run Champion, He/Him, 25+ please
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They said yes!! 😊😊
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They said yes!! 😊😊
They said yes!! 😊😊
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
They said yes!! 😊😊
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
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13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
13oct - ‘the curious and quite dreadful sensation of being forgotten’
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“Our robot phrenologist told me to tell you we’re going in a different direction.”
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
“Our robot phrenologist told me to tell you we’re going in a different direction.”
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Entering the Louvre building and heard a pair of English speaking girls saying "Chungus Louvre" and to my partner (a little too loudly) I was like "Chungus Louvre?"
Later by the Mona Lisa they spotted me, the "Chungus guy" and not knowing what to say I blurted out "Hi Chungus!"
Later by the Mona Lisa they spotted me, the "Chungus guy" and not knowing what to say I blurted out "Hi Chungus!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Entering the Louvre building and heard a pair of English speaking girls saying "Chungus Louvre" and to my partner (a little too loudly) I was like "Chungus Louvre?"
Later by the Mona Lisa they spotted me, the "Chungus guy" and not knowing what to say I blurted out "Hi Chungus!"
Later by the Mona Lisa they spotted me, the "Chungus guy" and not knowing what to say I blurted out "Hi Chungus!"
Wow, they made the tower from Expedition 33 real
November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Wow, they made the tower from Expedition 33 real
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago
You know how real I am by the way my socks show my support for the Cats of downtown Reykjavik
November 6, 2025 at 12:06 PM
You know how real I am by the way my socks show my support for the Cats of downtown Reykjavik
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
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Boy Mamdani's race is really a vivid reminder that anti-Islamic bigotry is 100% accepted in US public discourse. People don't even bother dog whistling, it's just right out in the open.
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Boy Mamdani's race is really a vivid reminder that anti-Islamic bigotry is 100% accepted in US public discourse. People don't even bother dog whistling, it's just right out in the open.
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Somewhere the worst billionaire you know is writing a very long tweet thread about Israel and the mayoral election.
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Somewhere the worst billionaire you know is writing a very long tweet thread about Israel and the mayoral election.
Time for a Euro trip, see ya soon Reykjavik 🇮🇸
November 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Time for a Euro trip, see ya soon Reykjavik 🇮🇸
I had a heel Injury from late August through to early Oct so, given I wasn't able to train I'm very happy with my result at my first New York Marathon (not actually my PR Marathon despite the screenshot.) Will post more photos as I get them 😊
November 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I had a heel Injury from late August through to early Oct so, given I wasn't able to train I'm very happy with my result at my first New York Marathon (not actually my PR Marathon despite the screenshot.) Will post more photos as I get them 😊
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You can't make this up.
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You can't make this up.
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Man... Even Avocado Toast shaming was better than "pastry once a week is making you broke." We're really in the end game for capitalism at this stage
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
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November 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Man... Even Avocado Toast shaming was better than "pastry once a week is making you broke." We're really in the end game for capitalism at this stage
Happy Halloween from a pair of dracula haters
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Happy Halloween from a pair of dracula haters
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ICE trying to get peaceful protesters to cross the blue line at the facility in Portland. If they don't, they pull them over and attack them.
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
ICE trying to get peaceful protesters to cross the blue line at the facility in Portland. If they don't, they pull them over and attack them.