These damn conservatives talmbout Deb Fischer’s husband didn’t shake the VP’s hand bc he didn’t want to drop his cane and not bc he’s a racist and misogynistic prick, can take that cane propaganda and shove it up their ass.

I'm crying because Akademics absolutely has Drake's number saved to his favorites and Drake probably asks "Who this?" every time he texts.

There you are Effie!

I’m singing every single person’s part.

I love gathering with my loved ones and I love eating, but 2 days of prep for a damn 30 minute meal? I’m over it. Resort me next Thanksgiving.

Amazon Prime gonna get added to the RICO for letting Kendrick perform this 9 times in a row lmao

Y’all post a lot of pictures on here. Is this bc y’all left IG too?

American Airlines pissed me off so much I just knew I was going on the no fly list bc an eye was fixin’ to get dotted.

We going with skeets?

X: Blocked people can read your tweets

Bluesky: We will send an agent back in time to stop the blocked person's parents from ever meeting