James Paper
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James Paper
@jamespaper.bsky.social
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BATMAN IS BEST SUPERHERO EVER, PROVE ME WRONG #BATMANMYHUSBAND
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November 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Even with prep time, this killed him.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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People always talk about Heath Ledger’s Joker and fair, he was insane but like how fucking good was Aaron Eckhart as Two-Face though?
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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How the hell did Kingpin’s wife not die when they were doing it, like how?!?
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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“Making dinner” is 10% cooking and 90% staring into the fridge hoping it tells you what to make. #MakingSwedishmeatballs
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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For the past three days my elbow has been hurting so much I couldn't sleep. I passed out around nine pm last night and woke up at four with the pain basically gone. Thank fuck, man. Nothing was helping. Doc gave me muscle relaxers for a joint issue. That helped none.
November 10, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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It’s been 3 years, Kevin… and your voice still feels like home. You taught us that even in the darkness, there’s always a way forward. You’ll always be our Batman, not because you played him, but because you helped us believe in him. We’ll never stop missing you. ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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HOW DO I OPEN THESE?!?! #HELP #WHYCOSTCOWHY
November 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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GUYS THIS BREAKING NEWS I SERIOUSLY CANT BELIEVE BATMAN WILL BE IN THE BATMAN PART 2!!!!!! #unbelievable #sounpredictable
November 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Bruh, wtf
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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50 likes and I'll admit the most embarrassing thing I've ever done in my life(has to do with Elijah Wood).

Or:

zero likes and I do not do that
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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I love tacos
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Guys, I have a crazy theory, Bruce Wayne might actually be Batman. I know it sounds insane, but the similarities are just too strong to ignore!
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Gotham’s most dangerous weapon? Nightwing’s butt.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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It's a shame we never got to see this suit in action.
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It is truly impressive how Absolute Batman has managed not to kill people
November 4, 2025 at 6:24 AM
BATMAN IS BEST SUPERHERO EVER, PROVE ME WRONG #BATMANMYHUSBAND
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM