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The Unbelievable James Harris
@jamesharris.bsky.social
Children’s author. Monster hunter. Mentor for Writers’ Block North East and BFI Academy Teesside. Extremely unreliable narrator.

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Hiya! I'm James. I live in Middlesbrough and I'm a writer. (I'm the one on the left.) I write bonkers MG adventure stories.

I've written two novels so far: The Unbelievable Biscuit Factory and Happytown Must Be Destroyed. They are a bit skew-whiff and not for everyone! But I think you’ll dig ‘em.
Where is Jeremy today?
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Pleased with my new author pic! It’s the only one I got where one of us wasn’t blinking.
January 16, 2026 at 4:57 PM
PREACH!
Natural talent is nothing compared to the ability to keep making shit long after everyone else has given up
January 15, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
January 14, 2026 at 9:35 PM
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I drew this remix of the old meme because I find myself constantly annoyed
January 11, 2026 at 9:02 PM
“Have you not learned?”

Chilling.
An ICE agent in Minnesota showing their current mentality
January 10, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Where is Jeremy today?
January 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Where is Jeremy today?
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Where is Jeremy today?
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Middlesbrough, 1970s, photo by Robin Dale (Mary Evans Picture Library).
December 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I hope you have a lovely Christmas, but do remember HE IS WATCHING xxx
December 25, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Happy Jolabokaflod to those who celebrate!!
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’ve never been an alpha male. Do alphas often kneel at the feet of other men? It looks quite relaxing!
Something very funny about this photo of Andrew Tate's match yesterday but it's the pink boxing gloves that are the icing on the cake.
December 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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One of the awkward things for the last few years has been trying to stop my kid from getting into a certain author's books because of how much of a pain it would be when one of those investigations finally got through a legal team.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I do not like this saucer-faced weasel
Wes Streeting on Trump suing the BBC,

"President Trump has every reason to be angry about it"

"He may well want to proceed with a court case"

"That's for him to decide"
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just to say, if you love down n dirty cinematic American small town crime novels, with plenty of violence, and a strong moral core, SA Cosby is for you.
Reading in 2025:-
1. S.A. Cosby - Blacktop Wasteland
A revenge thriller action movie in book form, with robberies, murders, and car chases a plenty. It comes with a few cliches and the occasional hitch in the dialogue which I’ve come to expect from this genre, but an incredibly quick and easy read.
December 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Reposting to remind me to read this…
December 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I am very interested in doing this…
Ditching Spotify has been a bleak experience to say the least:

aftermath.site/cancel-spotify...
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Wars, Marvel etc
December 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is a good top 5 but you’d probably disagree wouldn’t you grandad?
December 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Where is Jeremy today?
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Where is Jeremy today?
November 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Amazingly, hot new TV show Pluribus appears to have the EXACT same premise as my book Happytown Must Be Destroyed. Dunno how I feel about that other than: great premise! Bet Happytown is funnier though.
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 AM