im so julien
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found dead at the intersection of rot street and yap avenue
found dead at the intersection of rot street and yap avenue
again and again I attract anime boys and Steven universe gays instead of existentialists and cigarette eaters im summoning the wrong kind of insufferable
December 5, 2024 at 10:54 PM
again and again I attract anime boys and Steven universe gays instead of existentialists and cigarette eaters im summoning the wrong kind of insufferable
enm and poly have the same problem as bi and pan, they’re basically synonymous but anyone who uses the p word is way more annoying
December 3, 2024 at 5:19 PM
enm and poly have the same problem as bi and pan, they’re basically synonymous but anyone who uses the p word is way more annoying
finding out cheryl hines is married to rfk jr ruined my thanksgiving
November 29, 2024 at 1:55 AM
finding out cheryl hines is married to rfk jr ruined my thanksgiving
have been dubbed the quiet shy guy at work it’s bc my usual conversation starters are gay sex and drug use
November 28, 2024 at 7:17 PM
have been dubbed the quiet shy guy at work it’s bc my usual conversation starters are gay sex and drug use
guys w little dicks should start marketing them as like dainty and petite it would b good for the culture
November 27, 2024 at 1:39 AM
guys w little dicks should start marketing them as like dainty and petite it would b good for the culture
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if i see one more cis liberal saying shit like "wouldnt it be soooooo funny if the VERY passing trannies used the WRONG bathroom lol!" i'm going to start doing some very unwise things
November 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
if i see one more cis liberal saying shit like "wouldnt it be soooooo funny if the VERY passing trannies used the WRONG bathroom lol!" i'm going to start doing some very unwise things
at work today someone asked me if I’m related to the only other tboy in the store
November 27, 2024 at 1:26 AM
at work today someone asked me if I’m related to the only other tboy in the store
every time I don’t bite a person who comments on what I’m eating I get +5 “going to heaven” points
November 24, 2024 at 5:16 AM
every time I don’t bite a person who comments on what I’m eating I get +5 “going to heaven” points
do NOTT!!!! be high at the Apple Store it is scary as fuck in here
November 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
do NOTT!!!! be high at the Apple Store it is scary as fuck in here
what do u think the actual worst case scenario is. mine would be like you’re reading smut on your phone and slip in a patch of ice and break your leg and the only person to help is your weirdest old situationship
November 22, 2024 at 4:46 AM
what do u think the actual worst case scenario is. mine would be like you’re reading smut on your phone and slip in a patch of ice and break your leg and the only person to help is your weirdest old situationship
every bisexual man who isn’t secretly a woman is on my shit list
November 22, 2024 at 4:41 AM
every bisexual man who isn’t secretly a woman is on my shit list
saying jk before I start day drinking so my liver doesn’t take it too seriously
November 20, 2024 at 9:24 PM
saying jk before I start day drinking so my liver doesn’t take it too seriously
missing my fl dealer who has no idea I was trans and was clearly in love with me he always delivered to my house n called me babygirl
November 20, 2024 at 6:24 AM
missing my fl dealer who has no idea I was trans and was clearly in love with me he always delivered to my house n called me babygirl
seasonal depression is beating my ass I need the sun god Apollo to spit in my mouth
November 20, 2024 at 5:02 AM
seasonal depression is beating my ass I need the sun god Apollo to spit in my mouth
haven’t seen the substance yet but my understanding is that it destroys u but makes you soooo skinny that’s exactly what wellbutrin does
November 20, 2024 at 1:01 AM
haven’t seen the substance yet but my understanding is that it destroys u but makes you soooo skinny that’s exactly what wellbutrin does