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Marla Singer
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🇭🇹 🏳️‍🌈 𝒥𝒶𝓌𝓃🤸🏽‍♀️
Remember Human Rights y’all… 😔😪
I don’t think I ever believed in Santa.. Aunty wrote aunty on all the presents 🎁
December 24, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Someone stop me I’m in a real text my ex type of mood
December 24, 2024 at 5:59 PM
That man is not a salesman. That’s your daddy.
December 14, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I woke up made steak and eggs started my next book and sparked up… perfection
December 7, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Nahhh, this Chimp documentary is crazy. Like why do they got these chips in cages and they sharing junk food in between the bars .. what’s going on? 
December 3, 2024 at 1:48 AM
I didn’t know what to get my cousin‘s husband for Christmas, but he’s always looking out for me so I figured a couples gift would be the best way to go ..
welcome your new rose toy guys
a green teddy bear holding a pink rose
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December 3, 2024 at 12:27 AM
The satisfaction of finally popping this damn pimple.. whew I’m finna smoke a blunt
December 3, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Robocop, Spawn, Jon Snow… being brought back to life for you SHIFT is crazy
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 2, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡
December 1, 2024 at 9:18 PM
When I get over my commitment issues I’ll be a great cult leader
December 1, 2024 at 4:16 PM
I’m watching the twin flame documentary and I guess I’m just not cult material..
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind just wrecked me like I knew it would..
Esotsm Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind GIF
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December 1, 2024 at 1:55 PM
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I should get drunk tonight and make it his problem
November 30, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Shawn of the dead is so real cause if my bestie a zombie but she still like get fried and do karaoke I’m definitely keeping her
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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I'M TOO COLD, I DON'T LIKE IT
November 27, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Ok I think I will go see wicked
November 27, 2024 at 9:37 PM
At the wedding we had to catch the bouquet 💐 and the entire ganged ducked … we really a cult hive fr 😂
November 27, 2024 at 2:37 PM
It’s been a while since I had drunk ass bruises… I am beat up in the most usual places.. but I love weddings
November 27, 2024 at 2:36 PM
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November 26, 2024 at 4:44 AM
AND YOUR COOCHIE SMELLS OF BRIMSTONE AND SULFUR
November 26, 2024 at 11:03 AM
I’m struggling to Swallow these big ass pills
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November 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 2:37 PM
I’m not going to no more weddings I swear I’m 3 for 3 on black outs
November 25, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Share a crush you have, no expectation
November 25, 2024 at 10:57 PM