Jaque
@jakekenneke.bsky.social
#Leftist co-host on @roostervillain.bsky.social, and Jimmy and Jake's USL Adventure. I'm here for futbol, and other sports. El Paso Locomotive, MBFC, and BHAFC. From Emerald Isle, NC, and adopted by El Paso, TX.
Bill Hamid should be the USMNT starter
August 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Bill Hamid should be the USMNT starter
Lupita is ready for the weekend
August 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Lupita is ready for the weekend
Red Bulls? More like red bums! That Juarez goal was a long time coming! Great stuff from Estupinan!
August 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Red Bulls? More like red bums! That Juarez goal was a long time coming! Great stuff from Estupinan!
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🇳🇱 Jan Paul van Hecke rejects rejects new contract
🦓 Juventus inquire about Matt O'Riley
🟡 Dortmund "waiting on Brighton" for Buonanotte deal
Read these stories and more in my latest Brighton news roundup #BHAFC ⬇️
open.substack.com/pub/wanderin...
🦓 Juventus inquire about Matt O'Riley
🟡 Dortmund "waiting on Brighton" for Buonanotte deal
Read these stories and more in my latest Brighton news roundup #BHAFC ⬇️
open.substack.com/pub/wanderin...
Van Hecke Turns Down Contract Offer, Juve Keeping Tabs on O'Riley, and Other Brighton News (News Roundup Jul. 28 - Aug. 3)
The Albion played another friendly and confirmed two more new signings, but it looks like Jan Paul van Hecke might be ready to leave.
open.substack.com
August 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
🇳🇱 Jan Paul van Hecke rejects rejects new contract
🦓 Juventus inquire about Matt O'Riley
🟡 Dortmund "waiting on Brighton" for Buonanotte deal
Read these stories and more in my latest Brighton news roundup #BHAFC ⬇️
open.substack.com/pub/wanderin...
🦓 Juventus inquire about Matt O'Riley
🟡 Dortmund "waiting on Brighton" for Buonanotte deal
Read these stories and more in my latest Brighton news roundup #BHAFC ⬇️
open.substack.com/pub/wanderin...
#WWE is the wrestling I like. I like the wrestlers, I like the presentation, and I like the storylines. I'm not going to cape up for them, though. If you like AEW, TNA, NJPW, etc I am happy for you. I'm glad there's a lot of promotions with different styles.
That being said...
That being said...
August 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
#WWE is the wrestling I like. I like the wrestlers, I like the presentation, and I like the storylines. I'm not going to cape up for them, though. If you like AEW, TNA, NJPW, etc I am happy for you. I'm glad there's a lot of promotions with different styles.
That being said...
That being said...
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Phenomenal tifo by the @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social and the @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social faithful for the USL League Two Final at Virtue Field.
cc @sanders.senate.gov
cc @sanders.senate.gov
August 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Phenomenal tifo by the @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social and the @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social faithful for the USL League Two Final at Virtue Field.
cc @sanders.senate.gov
cc @sanders.senate.gov
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Congratulations to the Vermont Green who just completed an undefeated season. This is a fantastic soccer team, with great management, that has generated enormous community support and pride.
Undefeated. Two overtime playoff wins. Now, national champions. Unbelievable.
Undefeated. Two overtime playoff wins. Now, national champions. Unbelievable.
UNDEFEATED NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! 🏆
THE INVINCIBLES! ✨
YOUR VERMONT GREEN FOOTBALL CLUB! 💚
THE INVINCIBLES! ✨
YOUR VERMONT GREEN FOOTBALL CLUB! 💚
August 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Congratulations to the Vermont Green who just completed an undefeated season. This is a fantastic soccer team, with great management, that has generated enormous community support and pride.
Undefeated. Two overtime playoff wins. Now, national champions. Unbelievable.
Undefeated. Two overtime playoff wins. Now, national champions. Unbelievable.
It's been a sloppy match, and we score a sloppy goal. I'll take it
July 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It's been a sloppy match, and we score a sloppy goal. I'll take it
Hogan finally put someone over
July 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Hogan finally put someone over
I dunno why it screwed up the @roostervillain.bsky.social tag. Maybe I'm bad at bluesky lol
@roostervillainopen.substacklit the beacon, and I had some free time. Come check a fun little state of the union, in our opinion, of US soccer. It's an oral version of our group chat lol
open.substack.com/pub/beyondth...
open.substack.com/pub/beyondth...
Jake and Mike: F it! We'll do it live!
Mike lit the beacon, and Jake answered the call.
open.substack.com
July 24, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I dunno why it screwed up the @roostervillain.bsky.social tag. Maybe I'm bad at bluesky lol
@roostervillainopen.substacklit the beacon, and I had some free time. Come check a fun little state of the union, in our opinion, of US soccer. It's an oral version of our group chat lol
open.substack.com/pub/beyondth...
open.substack.com/pub/beyondth...
Jake and Mike: F it! We'll do it live!
Mike lit the beacon, and Jake answered the call.
open.substack.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
@roostervillainopen.substacklit the beacon, and I had some free time. Come check a fun little state of the union, in our opinion, of US soccer. It's an oral version of our group chat lol
open.substack.com/pub/beyondth...
open.substack.com/pub/beyondth...
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The Squatty Potty
What’s the simplest non-gun technology you could give the Romans that would still totally reshape the course of global history? I feel like telegraph would do it probably. Maybe steam trains.
This is the truest thing I have ever seen. You cannot imagine how much the Romans would have lost their minds for excel. They literally already started writing our historical chronicles in synchronized columns *by hand*
July 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
The Squatty Potty
Sunday league starts up again this weekend, and I think our keeper quit.
a man wearing a blue and white floral shirt says this is my moment to shine
ALT: a man wearing a blue and white floral shirt says this is my moment to shine
media.tenor.com
July 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sunday league starts up again this weekend, and I think our keeper quit.
This is where I post from
July 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is where I post from
I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!
July 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I'm Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!
This bitch...
Nancy Pelosi says the Epstein files are a distraction
July 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This bitch...
The Rogan-sphere, and stand-up in general, is dumb.
Thats being said, the pearl clutching around Shane Gillis' ESPYs appearance just seems silly to me.
To watch the audience be cranky over certain jokes, and then cheer when he made fun of Trump, just shows the team sports aspect of politics
Thats being said, the pearl clutching around Shane Gillis' ESPYs appearance just seems silly to me.
To watch the audience be cranky over certain jokes, and then cheer when he made fun of Trump, just shows the team sports aspect of politics
July 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Rogan-sphere, and stand-up in general, is dumb.
Thats being said, the pearl clutching around Shane Gillis' ESPYs appearance just seems silly to me.
To watch the audience be cranky over certain jokes, and then cheer when he made fun of Trump, just shows the team sports aspect of politics
Thats being said, the pearl clutching around Shane Gillis' ESPYs appearance just seems silly to me.
To watch the audience be cranky over certain jokes, and then cheer when he made fun of Trump, just shows the team sports aspect of politics
My 7V7 club (Apache AC) is on an absolute tear. We won in pens last night, and moved to second in the table. @protagonistsoccer.bsky.social, if you need an interview, I'm available lol.
Jake Kenneke (Jaque)
Goalkeeper and Technical Director
Apache Athletic Club
Jake Kenneke (Jaque)
Goalkeeper and Technical Director
Apache Athletic Club
July 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My 7V7 club (Apache AC) is on an absolute tear. We won in pens last night, and moved to second in the table. @protagonistsoccer.bsky.social, if you need an interview, I'm available lol.
Jake Kenneke (Jaque)
Goalkeeper and Technical Director
Apache Athletic Club
Jake Kenneke (Jaque)
Goalkeeper and Technical Director
Apache Athletic Club
Third*
July 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Third*
Mr. Elias, Stowers has hit a second homerun.
July 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Mr. Elias, Stowers has hit a second homerun.
