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Evil Spock
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Yard Waste Mogul. Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg
Power A.I. users today are the same type of people as power Facebook users ten years ago.
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
America today.
September 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Guys at a CrossFit gym:

Nobody:

Guys at a CrossFit gym: Well, I guess it's time to take my shirt off.
August 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Donald Tariff
July 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
July 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Shout out to last year when we stayed at the Arcade in Cleveland.
July 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
He's a walking, talking pair of shriveled horse testicles in a bad suit.
July 8, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I should have invested in private prisons.
July 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The Alpha running across the causeway in 29 Years Later
June 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Apropos of nothing today
June 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The Mon Mothma Prophecies
May 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Joe Don Baker dead at the age of 89. He could do it all - tough, dramatic, comedic & charismatic. When JDB put in an appearance, you knew you were getting a real performance. Walking Tall, Fletch, multiple James Bond flicks, Cape Fear & more - every appearance counted.
May 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
May 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
May 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Waiting for Pope Leo to declare that deepdish is not real pizza.
May 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Holy shit, Kurt Loder is 80 years old.
May 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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reup a classic
May 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
May 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"The Silver Surfer is supposed to be a MAN!"

J.K. Rowling, probably
April 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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“I’ve been disappeared because a rainforest killing plagiarism machine picked me out of a hat”, coming to a dystopia near you
Hours ago, @politico.com revealed that DOGE is working with DHS on automating mass deportation efforts — likely explaining why many US citizens, green card holders, and even a Canadian (in Canada) got threatening emails last night terminating “your parole” and telling them to leave the US in 7 days.
April 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Girl, we in trouble - hide yo family, hide yo wife.
April 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.
March 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Crazy that these two dudes are still alive.
March 24, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Mondays, amirite?
March 19, 2025 at 12:21 PM