You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

Dear humidity,

I did not miss your absence and definitely did not invite you back. Please leave asap

Hatefully,
Fatman

Someone please tell Joan Jett that I can’t find a jukebox that takes dimes

Blinded by the light
Revved up like a deuce
Another runner in the night

And think I always thought it was douche

finally

Me, on my deathbed: I just wish... I had... throat-punched... more people.

How can I find who is on here to follow. I def don’t want to follow AOC