Jake Bagadonuts
@jakebagadonuts.bsky.social
You can catch me floating through your block
Bitch I got a nice decorum
Bitch I got a nice decorum
I'm in the arts and crafts portion of my depression cycle, and boy oh boy am I excited
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm in the arts and crafts portion of my depression cycle, and boy oh boy am I excited
Someone take my damn wallet away so I stop buying things like the pinkest pink pigment and gold foil kits.
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Someone take my damn wallet away so I stop buying things like the pinkest pink pigment and gold foil kits.
I think in order to make the art I want to make, I am ultimately going to have to have to learn to fuck with resin. Thats the only way the voice in my head will stop screaming.
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I think in order to make the art I want to make, I am ultimately going to have to have to learn to fuck with resin. Thats the only way the voice in my head will stop screaming.
im learning how to do computer art. its all over for you hoes one day
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
im learning how to do computer art. its all over for you hoes one day
What that weird mouth do tho
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What that weird mouth do tho
Ay girl, instead of showing me that butthole, show me that morning meds routine
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Ay girl, instead of showing me that butthole, show me that morning meds routine
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
It’s a good night to listen to The Great Milenko, and fill in this dude’s buttcrack
November 19, 2025 at 1:31 AM
It’s a good night to listen to The Great Milenko, and fill in this dude’s buttcrack
Is it cold in here or are my nipples lying to me (again)
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Is it cold in here or are my nipples lying to me (again)
I love sanding fragile weird things. I love it.
November 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I love sanding fragile weird things. I love it.
I look so good today
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I look so good today
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What an absolute beauty.
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
What an absolute beauty.
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Thinking about all of the white women in this country who spend significant portions of their lives worried that someone might kidnap and abuse their children and yet they have spent decades cooking meals and doing laundry for a man who would 100% leave them for a 15 year old with fat tits.
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Thinking about all of the white women in this country who spend significant portions of their lives worried that someone might kidnap and abuse their children and yet they have spent decades cooking meals and doing laundry for a man who would 100% leave them for a 15 year old with fat tits.
I absolutely can not get a boner in these pants though, so if you see me out and about in Baltimore absolutely do not show me your titties.
I fucked around and bought a size 42 waist pants this weekend and I look hot as fuck. The pair of pants I bought this time last year was a size 50.
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I absolutely can not get a boner in these pants though, so if you see me out and about in Baltimore absolutely do not show me your titties.
I fucked around and bought a size 42 waist pants this weekend and I look hot as fuck. The pair of pants I bought this time last year was a size 50.
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I fucked around and bought a size 42 waist pants this weekend and I look hot as fuck. The pair of pants I bought this time last year was a size 50.
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
We are having fun today, folks
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
We are having fun today, folks
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
1999 had too many to choose from
1999 had too many to choose from
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
1999 had too many to choose from
1999 had too many to choose from
Garage Dad is a vibe. Anyone can garage dad with me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Garage Dad is a vibe. Anyone can garage dad with me.
Taking PTO today so I can watch movies, smoke pot, and do art. I brewed some pineapple and pomegranate green tea for later. I have a fresh pot of coffee and I packed a series of joints. I’m going to watch Dune and fuck off all day.
I deserve a break and a treat.
I deserve a break and a treat.
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Taking PTO today so I can watch movies, smoke pot, and do art. I brewed some pineapple and pomegranate green tea for later. I have a fresh pot of coffee and I packed a series of joints. I’m going to watch Dune and fuck off all day.
I deserve a break and a treat.
I deserve a break and a treat.
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“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“He blew him, Brendan. He blew Bubba and now Putin has a picture of it. Makes sense though. If a guy sucks your dick you have to invite him to your daughter’s wedding, it’s part of the code. The brojob code, Brendan”
I found your gramma’s butt plug
November 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I found your gramma’s butt plug
I’m not going to, but so actually want to start smoking cigarettes again because smoking is actually very cool.
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m not going to, but so actually want to start smoking cigarettes again because smoking is actually very cool.
I need a better quality version of this shirt to replace this one that slowly turning to dust
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I need a better quality version of this shirt to replace this one that slowly turning to dust
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