Jake Bagadonuts
@jakebagadonuts.bsky.social
You can catch me floating through your block
Bitch I got a nice decorum
Bitch I got a nice decorum
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I know I already quoted this once today, but I just remembered the funniest shit I ever did
I crushed my year end review yesterday so I am rewarding myself for being a good boy
February 4, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I crushed my year end review yesterday so I am rewarding myself for being a good boy
Swapped my blue switches for brown and I just want to go home and type from under an electric blanket.
February 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Swapped my blue switches for brown and I just want to go home and type from under an electric blanket.
This bbq joint in this podunk nothing town Odenton, MD has ‘Gansett beer. Hi neighbor! I’m a happy little New England boy in the Mid Atlantic
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This bbq joint in this podunk nothing town Odenton, MD has ‘Gansett beer. Hi neighbor! I’m a happy little New England boy in the Mid Atlantic
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Being an unfuckable loser is a choice
February 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Being an unfuckable loser is a choice
Look at this stupid debit card skin that makes me laugh
February 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Look at this stupid debit card skin that makes me laugh
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finally admitted to my girlfriend that I'm a spice girl
February 3, 2026 at 4:36 AM
finally admitted to my girlfriend that I'm a spice girl
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sorry i fucking just learned about fucking shitass curse words bitch
February 3, 2026 at 4:26 AM
sorry i fucking just learned about fucking shitass curse words bitch
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Nu Metal Valentine's Day Cards 💕
Crafted by the talented @stardest.bsky.social with original art by @panicclinic.bsky.social
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com
Crafted by the talented @stardest.bsky.social with original art by @panicclinic.bsky.social
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Nu Metal Valentine's Day Cards 💕
Crafted by the talented @stardest.bsky.social with original art by @panicclinic.bsky.social
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com
Crafted by the talented @stardest.bsky.social with original art by @panicclinic.bsky.social
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com
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Got this gay ass set for my gay ass husband because I’m gay with him happy valentines gay
Nu Metal Valentine's Day Cards 💕
Crafted by the talented @stardest.bsky.social with original art by @panicclinic.bsky.social
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com
Crafted by the talented @stardest.bsky.social with original art by @panicclinic.bsky.social
Available now: store.numetalagenda.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Got this gay ass set for my gay ass husband because I’m gay with him happy valentines gay
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I hope in a few years we see a sharp increase in ICE agents offing themselves.
February 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I hope in a few years we see a sharp increase in ICE agents offing themselves.
Look at this dog.
February 1, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Look at this dog.
Look at this little baby bong. It's just a little guy. Couldn't pass it up.
January 31, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Look at this little baby bong. It's just a little guy. Couldn't pass it up.
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FUCK ICE - SHIRT AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
FUCK ICE - SHIRT AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
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think of her every time I pick up a cleaver.
RIP, Queen.
RIP, Queen.
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
think of her every time I pick up a cleaver.
RIP, Queen.
RIP, Queen.
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Wow. Rest in Peace, queen. Thank you for the laughs 🙏😭💜
Beetlejuice - Day-o (Banana Boat Song)
YouTube video by lipebianc
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January 30, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Wow. Rest in Peace, queen. Thank you for the laughs 🙏😭💜
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Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Hell yeah. New shirt.
January 30, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Hell yeah. New shirt.
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Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
January 30, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bondi directed federal agents to arrest four journalists.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
Georgia Fort, Don Lemon, Jamael Lundy, and Trahern Crews.
All Black. All doing their jobs.
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The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
January 30, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The arrests of journalists Don Lemon and Georgia Fort are a test for every MSM member with a platform. If you are not voicing your outrage at this blatant violation of the First Amendment, you are utterly discredited as a journalist.
This shit is so fucking dangerous. I’m about to take a fucking nap at my desk.
My wife fucked up and bought me an electric blanket so I achieve levels of coziness previously unknown to me.
January 30, 2026 at 2:19 PM
This shit is so fucking dangerous. I’m about to take a fucking nap at my desk.
Dudes fucking rock.
January 30, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Dudes fucking rock.