🏁 JakeAintHere 🏁
@jakeainthere.bsky.social
self-proclaimed pop-punk musician
16 (17 on 4/3/2026)
chris and luci got me addicted to dandy's world help
#DefendCrabcore
DNI if bigot, NSFW (suggestive okay, full-on porn bad), far-right zealot, & AI "art"
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16 (17 on 4/3/2026)
chris and luci got me addicted to dandy's world help
#DefendCrabcore
DNI if bigot, NSFW (suggestive okay, full-on porn bad), far-right zealot, & AI "art"
banner by me
linktr.ee/jakeainthere
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sometime i'll list it in my linktree
sometime i'll list it in my linktree
something about these covers have things to them that i can't describe but it's what makes them go so hard
January 9, 2026 at 9:58 AM
something about these covers have things to them that i can't describe but it's what makes them go so hard
Just a little note (because I haven't touched Bluesky in a while): I have an AO3 account now! Visit here: archiveofourown.org/users/JakeAi...
sometime i'll list it in my linktree
sometime i'll list it in my linktree
JakeAintHere - Profile | Archive of Our Own
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January 9, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Just a little note (because I haven't touched Bluesky in a while): I have an AO3 account now! Visit here: archiveofourown.org/users/JakeAi...
sometime i'll list it in my linktree
sometime i'll list it in my linktree
i do think epstein was killed but i don't think it was hillary
there's worse, dean. there's a fucking moron in one of my classes who says stupid shit like "hillary clinton killed epstein"
and stupid shit being confidently said JUUUST makes my blood boil :)
life is awesome in north carolina
and stupid shit being confidently said JUUUST makes my blood boil :)
life is awesome in north carolina
what is it about this generation that prevents them from sincerely enjoying things without qualifying that they're also not good
October 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i do think epstein was killed but i don't think it was hillary
not to mention he's wearing a crown in that video
so like
he's basically proving everyone's point that he is, if not *a* king, king-adjacent
so like
he's basically proving everyone's point that he is, if not *a* king, king-adjacent
“Japan was so gorgeous and inspiring. What a beautiful culture and community, filled with kindness and mutual respect. Now time to catch up on what’s going on in America-
- The President has posted an AI video of himself shitting on everyone.” 🇺🇸
- The President has posted an AI video of himself shitting on everyone.” 🇺🇸
October 30, 2025 at 10:27 AM
not to mention he's wearing a crown in that video
so like
he's basically proving everyone's point that he is, if not *a* king, king-adjacent
so like
he's basically proving everyone's point that he is, if not *a* king, king-adjacent
kevin
October 30, 2025 at 10:10 AM
kevin
i know they didn't do this in one night
June 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
i know they didn't do this in one night
how come i find all time low's early material better than their most recent releases wtf
June 11, 2025 at 1:31 PM
how come i find all time low's early material better than their most recent releases wtf
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if dean was in everybody hates chris
April 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
if dean was in everybody hates chris
AAAHGGHAHGAGAHAAAA JAKEAINTHERE CAMEO/lh
April 20, 2025 at 9:39 AM
AAAHGGHAHGAGAHAAAA JAKEAINTHERE CAMEO/lh
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Celebrate 10 years of chipspeech with us! Now permanently priced at just $75. plogue.onfastspring.com/chipspeech
January 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Celebrate 10 years of chipspeech with us! Now permanently priced at just $75. plogue.onfastspring.com/chipspeech
there's worse, dean. there's a fucking moron in one of my classes who says stupid shit like "hillary clinton killed epstein"
and stupid shit being confidently said JUUUST makes my blood boil :)
life is awesome in north carolina
and stupid shit being confidently said JUUUST makes my blood boil :)
life is awesome in north carolina
what is it about this generation that prevents them from sincerely enjoying things without qualifying that they're also not good
March 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
there's worse, dean. there's a fucking moron in one of my classes who says stupid shit like "hillary clinton killed epstein"
and stupid shit being confidently said JUUUST makes my blood boil :)
life is awesome in north carolina
and stupid shit being confidently said JUUUST makes my blood boil :)
life is awesome in north carolina
I need to cut work on The Storm so I can make and release some EPs
because i think immediately releasing an album when people don't even know who tf you are is an inherently dumb idea.
because i think immediately releasing an album when people don't even know who tf you are is an inherently dumb idea.
January 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I need to cut work on The Storm so I can make and release some EPs
because i think immediately releasing an album when people don't even know who tf you are is an inherently dumb idea.
because i think immediately releasing an album when people don't even know who tf you are is an inherently dumb idea.
reposting this from my twitter
December 21, 2024 at 5:46 PM
reposting this from my twitter
pablo honey is a good album
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
pablo honey is a good album
what people don't see is that revalver by headrush is actually fucking awesome
November 24, 2024 at 8:50 PM
what people don't see is that revalver by headrush is actually fucking awesome
going to try to stay off of twitter for as long as i can, mandatorily for like a week or so
too many far-righters have infested that site like kudzu in the east coast :(
but hey i can share something funny from there
too many far-righters have infested that site like kudzu in the east coast :(
but hey i can share something funny from there
November 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
going to try to stay off of twitter for as long as i can, mandatorily for like a week or so
too many far-righters have infested that site like kudzu in the east coast :(
but hey i can share something funny from there
too many far-righters have infested that site like kudzu in the east coast :(
but hey i can share something funny from there
who are they
wrong answers only
wrong answers only
November 17, 2024 at 3:04 AM
who are they
wrong answers only
wrong answers only
THE RUMOR COME OUT: does bruno mars is gay?
November 10, 2024 at 9:57 PM
THE RUMOR COME OUT: does bruno mars is gay?
haven't used bsky in forever
oh well, here's guilded shenanigans
oh well, here's guilded shenanigans
November 10, 2024 at 6:35 AM
haven't used bsky in forever
oh well, here's guilded shenanigans
oh well, here's guilded shenanigans
