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Jake
@jake.luartes.me
· Nov 14
Bangers only.
Just saw an xfinity technician pulled over standing on the side of the road smoking a cigarette in the rain and I totally get it
March 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Just saw an xfinity technician pulled over standing on the side of the road smoking a cigarette in the rain and I totally get it
when she turns up the music while you’re talking so she can drown out the sound of your voice <3
March 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
when she turns up the music while you’re talking so she can drown out the sound of your voice <3
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I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
January 31, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I honestly believe our most powerful position in a toxic time that feeds on cynicism, apathy,& despair is to genuinely care and act for a better world.
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
Cynicism is our enemy. We should check it, incl. on the left. It’s not intellectually superior. It’s the virus they’re trying to infect us with. NO
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Oh what a bunch of absolute bullshit.
January 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Oh what a bunch of absolute bullshit.
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one of the greatest film and television creators of our time. genuinely a massive loss, i’m just glad he blessed us with a massive catalog of incredible art
Director-writer David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like “Blue Velvet” and “Mulholland Drive” and network television with “Twin Peaks,” has died. He was 78. bit.ly/40is3yQ
David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78
Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.
bit.ly
January 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
one of the greatest film and television creators of our time. genuinely a massive loss, i’m just glad he blessed us with a massive catalog of incredible art
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Alexa, what do ovalries do
December 6, 2024 at 6:52 AM
Alexa, what do ovalries do
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The secret to MY happy marriage:
1. Make sure your spouse knows every day how much you love, value and respect them
2. Don't do things that you would be ashamed to tell your spouse about
3. Be present for your spouse
4. Apologize when you do stupid things
5. Make them laugh when you can
1. Make sure your spouse knows every day how much you love, value and respect them
2. Don't do things that you would be ashamed to tell your spouse about
3. Be present for your spouse
4. Apologize when you do stupid things
5. Make them laugh when you can
What’s the secret to a happy marriage?
December 6, 2024 at 1:11 AM
The secret to MY happy marriage:
1. Make sure your spouse knows every day how much you love, value and respect them
2. Don't do things that you would be ashamed to tell your spouse about
3. Be present for your spouse
4. Apologize when you do stupid things
5. Make them laugh when you can
1. Make sure your spouse knows every day how much you love, value and respect them
2. Don't do things that you would be ashamed to tell your spouse about
3. Be present for your spouse
4. Apologize when you do stupid things
5. Make them laugh when you can
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the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
December 4, 2024 at 9:08 PM
the left needs to stop making fun of the united health CEOs assassination, you might alienate the crucial health insurance billionaire voting demographic
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Mars will make its closest approach to earth in years in January 2025, and will continue to appear larger in the sky until then when it enters downtown san jose somewhere over chávez plaza
December 1, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Mars will make its closest approach to earth in years in January 2025, and will continue to appear larger in the sky until then when it enters downtown san jose somewhere over chávez plaza
If I’m watching your video and you take too long to get to the point because you want more engagement just know that you will receive the swiftest blocking of all time.
And I’m not the only one who does this- There’s dozens of us!
And I’m not the only one who does this- There’s dozens of us!
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
If I’m watching your video and you take too long to get to the point because you want more engagement just know that you will receive the swiftest blocking of all time.
And I’m not the only one who does this- There’s dozens of us!
And I’m not the only one who does this- There’s dozens of us!
Finished arcane and I’m broken
November 24, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Finished arcane and I’m broken
Real funny prank sending me my own dog in the mail
November 22, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Real funny prank sending me my own dog in the mail
Can we just go back to 2008 minus the housing crisis
November 21, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Can we just go back to 2008 minus the housing crisis
The only thing that gets engagement on here is my cat Cece
November 21, 2024 at 5:26 AM
The only thing that gets engagement on here is my cat Cece
I know it doesn’t look like it but I can assure you Jane was giving me plenty of side eye while I was trying to recreate this photo
November 20, 2024 at 4:57 PM
I know it doesn’t look like it but I can assure you Jane was giving me plenty of side eye while I was trying to recreate this photo
Good morning! Another day of soul crushing existentialism is ahead of us!
November 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Good morning! Another day of soul crushing existentialism is ahead of us!
I took the nap. How funny would it have been if I never posted again
Getting to that point in the day where I decide if I want to end it all or take a nap.
November 19, 2024 at 6:27 AM
I took the nap. How funny would it have been if I never posted again
Getting to that point in the day where I decide if I want to end it all or take a nap.
November 18, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Getting to that point in the day where I decide if I want to end it all or take a nap.
The crazy thing about your prefrontal cortex developing is one day you wake up and you have the strange urge to start monitoring your daily water consumption
November 18, 2024 at 5:40 AM
The crazy thing about your prefrontal cortex developing is one day you wake up and you have the strange urge to start monitoring your daily water consumption
Smashing the “show less of this” button when I see anything that slightly annoys me
November 18, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Smashing the “show less of this” button when I see anything that slightly annoys me
In honor of my new handle
November 17, 2024 at 9:56 PM
In honor of my new handle