jake
jake
@jake-the-human.bsky.social
You've been saying this for 9 months. we get it
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Frank Ragnow sighed as he drew his katana
November 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Go Beisbol Cats!
October 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ill never admit that publicly
October 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
game 5 lets go!
October 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
i call this piece "re:Birth"
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This fit says Browns GM to me
February 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This Superbowl feels like it was written by AI. With every commercial rendered by AI. And announced by AI Tom Brady. Just vague, stale derivations of the past that got remixed. Nothing new or notable
February 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Have the eggs dropped in price yet?
January 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Love them being critical, it was refreshing to hear! I hope Mahomes having an amazing throw or 2 doesn't become the A story of the game. This was a screw-job by the refs and Mahomes' obvious flop attempts (and successes) greased the wheels
January 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I feel so bad for Texans fans right now. If the NFL didn't have shit-heap refs, they'd be beating the Chiefs right now
January 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Right on target but hard to catch a laser beam
December 13, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Stafford rifling easy passes through his targets hands. No touch
December 13, 2024 at 1:53 AM
*Narrator voice* But he did keep getting away with it.
December 1, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Thank you for this!
November 15, 2024 at 10:08 PM
My twitter just got flagged as hacked because I sent you a message to please make a blue sky account. I was searching ben solak, not Benjamin on bluesky. Glad you are here!
November 15, 2024 at 10:07 PM
3 and a half?
November 12, 2024 at 10:52 PM