The Walking Punchline™️
@jaisonatalives.bsky.social
She/her. 35+. Anime. Games (Switch/PS). Janelle Monáe. Food. Memes. ADHD and ✨beyond✨. Very Black. Somewhat crafty (I make stuff).
Two degrees, very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat.
"Every rule you know is made up." -Me
Two degrees, very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat.
"Every rule you know is made up." -Me
Pinned
"why you ain't go no hairrr up therrree" 🎶
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
"why you ain't go no hairrr up therrree" 🎶
O H !
Really punching that nigga hair off 😭😭 I knew somebody would record it
February 1, 2026 at 3:26 AM
O H !
what did I MISS 😭
February 1, 2026 at 3:25 AM
what did I MISS 😭
It's been a pretty lit snow day if I don't say so myself
February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
It's been a pretty lit snow day if I don't say so myself
PIZZA in the morning
PIZZA in the evening
PIZZA at supper time
with PI-ZZA on a bagel
you can eat PIZZA ANYTIIIIIME 🎶
PIZZA in the evening
PIZZA at supper time
with PI-ZZA on a bagel
you can eat PIZZA ANYTIIIIIME 🎶
January 31, 2026 at 12:42 PM
PIZZA in the morning
PIZZA in the evening
PIZZA at supper time
with PI-ZZA on a bagel
you can eat PIZZA ANYTIIIIIME 🎶
PIZZA in the evening
PIZZA at supper time
with PI-ZZA on a bagel
you can eat PIZZA ANYTIIIIIME 🎶
Alarm went off for work but I have a text that says they can handle it if I don't come in bc of the snow but it's up to me...
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Alarm went off for work but I have a text that says they can handle it if I don't come in bc of the snow but it's up to me...
Just saw somebody scrawny grade schooler outside in shorts
IDC if it don't bother them, these chaps need clothes on ✨
IDC if it don't bother them, these chaps need clothes on ✨
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Just saw somebody scrawny grade schooler outside in shorts
IDC if it don't bother them, these chaps need clothes on ✨
IDC if it don't bother them, these chaps need clothes on ✨
"wind chill values as low as 0"
a woman is covering her ears with her hands .
ALT: a woman is covering her ears with her hands .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 3:24 PM
"wind chill values as low as 0"
Still drink Bacardi but that 151?? One and DONE 😂
Me and Malibu Coconut Rum will NEVER see each other again! 😩
January 29, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Still drink Bacardi but that 151?? One and DONE 😂
a fucking pro-slop bot page reposting this probably off of just seeing "aye eye" mentioned in the alt text drives my point home 🙄 get out of here, no one wants you!!!!!!!! I AM AGAINST YOUR EXISTENCE ✨
January 28, 2026 at 6:38 PM
a fucking pro-slop bot page reposting this probably off of just seeing "aye eye" mentioned in the alt text drives my point home 🙄 get out of here, no one wants you!!!!!!!! I AM AGAINST YOUR EXISTENCE ✨
same news that posted that abysmal slop they dared to call "chicken & dumplings"
do NOT piss me off 😐
do NOT piss me off 😐
January 28, 2026 at 6:27 PM
same news that posted that abysmal slop they dared to call "chicken & dumplings"
do NOT piss me off 😐
do NOT piss me off 😐
engagement & wedding rings
What is the most expensive gift someone has ever gotten for you?
January 27, 2026 at 5:44 PM
engagement & wedding rings
below freezing all week but you know what I'm still gonna do?? CHEW.
January 27, 2026 at 5:43 PM
below freezing all week but you know what I'm still gonna do?? CHEW.
"we got transformers at home" 😭😭😭😭😭
Transmutators | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Samuel Goldwyn Films
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 2:44 AM
"we got transformers at home" 😭😭😭😭😭
"a bitch thought she could get lit with a pill popper so I left that bitch thoughts on the pavement!"
"THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU-"
"THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU-"
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
"a bitch thought she could get lit with a pill popper so I left that bitch thoughts on the pavement!"
"THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU-"
"THEY CAN'T HEAR YOU-"
Like I've been singing this nonstop more than the actual song 💀
January 27, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Like I've been singing this nonstop more than the actual song 💀
I've watched tonight's low change from 7°, to 6, to 3, to 4, and back to 6 😭 it's different every time I look
We aint getting temps above 30 for the rest of the week. Just dirty ass snow everywhere cuz it aint melting.
January 26, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I've watched tonight's low change from 7°, to 6, to 3, to 4, and back to 6 😭 it's different every time I look
Reposted by The Walking Punchline™️
We aint getting temps above 30 for the rest of the week. Just dirty ass snow everywhere cuz it aint melting.
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
We aint getting temps above 30 for the rest of the week. Just dirty ass snow everywhere cuz it aint melting.
how long that splat emoji been there??
January 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
how long that splat emoji been there??
thank yall for being equally disgusted as I am 🥴 I needed somebody else to bear witness that that debauchery
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 AM
thank yall for being equally disgusted as I am 🥴 I needed somebody else to bear witness that that debauchery
The local news shared this video saying the cold weather calls for chicken & dumplings and asking how your family makes it... If it wasn't an actual entity that posted it I'd be 100% convinced this is rage bait 😭
January 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The local news shared this video saying the cold weather calls for chicken & dumplings and asking how your family makes it... If it wasn't an actual entity that posted it I'd be 100% convinced this is rage bait 😭
30. To face my fear.
How old were you when you took your first flight?
January 25, 2026 at 6:48 PM
30. To face my fear.
*postS
looks like I just need to stay logged off
looks like I just need to stay logged off
hid that post so fast
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 PM
*postS
looks like I just need to stay logged off
looks like I just need to stay logged off