The Walking Punchline™️
@jaisonatalives.bsky.social
She/her. 35+. Anime. Games (Switch/PS). Janelle Monáe. Food. Memes. ADHD and ✨beyond✨. Very Black. Somewhat crafty (I make stuff).
Two degrees, very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat.
"Every rule you know is made up." -Me
Two degrees, very unserious. A bunch of SpongeBob references in a trench coat.
"Every rule you know is made up." -Me
Pinned
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February 5, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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Someone at work: "omg you're glowing! Are you doing something new with your skin routine?"
Lol nope! I'm just Black, moisturized, and coming off of a 4 day weekend. This is the result of REST. 🙃
Lol nope! I'm just Black, moisturized, and coming off of a 4 day weekend. This is the result of REST. 🙃
February 4, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Someone at work: "omg you're glowing! Are you doing something new with your skin routine?"
Lol nope! I'm just Black, moisturized, and coming off of a 4 day weekend. This is the result of REST. 🙃
Lol nope! I'm just Black, moisturized, and coming off of a 4 day weekend. This is the result of REST. 🙃
This definitely breached containment 💀
Remember, nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day today. ♥️
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
This definitely breached containment 💀
SL cleanse
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 PM
SL cleanse
I remember when my ex got in my car when it was relatively new to me then immediately jerked his head back and said "holy black ice, geeze" 😭 BUT you knew exactly what it was, didn't you? 🤣
the air freshener people came out with “Black Ice” … flavor they had them one
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I remember when my ex got in my car when it was relatively new to me then immediately jerked his head back and said "holy black ice, geeze" 😭 BUT you knew exactly what it was, didn't you? 🤣
Uh, no. Not today. It happens drastically less over here but follows from yt porn bots will always make me recoil, especially when you click the profile to block and are immediately hit with raw chicken cutlets getting spread open...
February 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Uh, no. Not today. It happens drastically less over here but follows from yt porn bots will always make me recoil, especially when you click the profile to block and are immediately hit with raw chicken cutlets getting spread open...
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Give me an enthusiastic yes.
February 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Give me an enthusiastic yes.
This exactly why I say every rule you know is made up. I wish more people would stop and ask themselves "why?" when trying to uphold baseless, archaic norms. The world would be a much better place.
My tism be clashing with the world cuz folks will tell me about some made up ass rule we have to follow and ill follow be like why? Just for the rule to be standing on bullshit 😂 like ong we don’t have to follow anything we don’t want to.
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 PM
This exactly why I say every rule you know is made up. I wish more people would stop and ask themselves "why?" when trying to uphold baseless, archaic norms. The world would be a much better place.
SO DID HE 😭 HE DEFINITELY KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SO DID HE 😭 HE DEFINITELY KNEW WHAT HE WAS DOING
they knew what they were doing hanging on this shot
February 3, 2026 at 4:25 AM
they knew what they were doing hanging on this shot
After several years it finally happened... I washed my ear buds in my work pants pocket 😭😭😭 these hoes are TOAST 😫🥀💔
a man is laying on a couch crying .
ALT: a man is laying on a couch crying .
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February 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
After several years it finally happened... I washed my ear buds in my work pants pocket 😭😭😭 these hoes are TOAST 😫🥀💔
"I ain't want you to think I was ignoring you"
Well EYE am trying to ignore youuuu 😭
Well EYE am trying to ignore youuuu 😭
February 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
"I ain't want you to think I was ignoring you"
Well EYE am trying to ignore youuuu 😭
Well EYE am trying to ignore youuuu 😭
Don't need one in my apartment but definitely got one in my acnh basement 💀 gotta be true to life you know
I've got plenty of memories standing around these in childhood. Such a familiar scent and warmth I can still recall after all these years
I've got plenty of memories standing around these in childhood. Such a familiar scent and warmth I can still recall after all these years
February 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Don't need one in my apartment but definitely got one in my acnh basement 💀 gotta be true to life you know
I've got plenty of memories standing around these in childhood. Such a familiar scent and warmth I can still recall after all these years
I've got plenty of memories standing around these in childhood. Such a familiar scent and warmth I can still recall after all these years
And why do they do it so forcefully?? It's frightening! Like your face and neck muscles don't hurt from doing All That????
In short, CUT IT OUT.
In short, CUT IT OUT.
I still physically recoil when I see/hear white people using AAVE when I KNOW that's not how they normally talk 😩😩😩
February 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
And why do they do it so forcefully?? It's frightening! Like your face and neck muscles don't hurt from doing All That????
In short, CUT IT OUT.
In short, CUT IT OUT.
Spring is next month 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
a pixelated image of a woman covering her nose with her hand with a cw logo behind her
ALT: a pixelated image of a woman covering her nose with her hand with a cw logo behind her
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February 2, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Spring is next month 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
I've been unstoppable since I got an amiibo emulator lol all I do now is throw themed parties lol 😂 this was my lil Robo Shindig
February 2, 2026 at 8:55 PM
I've been unstoppable since I got an amiibo emulator lol all I do now is throw themed parties lol 😂 this was my lil Robo Shindig
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It’s Black History Month! MAKE SOME MFN NOISE! 🗣️
February 1, 2026 at 7:03 AM
It’s Black History Month! MAKE SOME MFN NOISE! 🗣️
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THREAD 🧵On February 1, 1960 4 students from North Carolina A&T -- Ezell Blair, Jr. (Jibreel Khazan), David Richmond, Franklin McCain and Joseph McNeil -- were refused service at a white's only counter + began the modern sit-in movement.
Don't know about the sit-in movement?
Glad you asked. 1/11
Don't know about the sit-in movement?
Glad you asked. 1/11
February 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
THREAD 🧵On February 1, 1960 4 students from North Carolina A&T -- Ezell Blair, Jr. (Jibreel Khazan), David Richmond, Franklin McCain and Joseph McNeil -- were refused service at a white's only counter + began the modern sit-in movement.
Don't know about the sit-in movement?
Glad you asked. 1/11
Don't know about the sit-in movement?
Glad you asked. 1/11
don't even need a fork 😋
February 1, 2026 at 11:01 PM
don't even need a fork 😋
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I really committed to hardcore chillin today and I love that for me.
a woman is smiling while laying on a bed with a watermark that says 562628001
Alt: a woman is smiling while laying on a bed with a watermark that says 562628001
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February 1, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I really committed to hardcore chillin today and I love that for me.
this nigga eatin beans
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
this nigga eatin beans
Gotta make some fresh ones 🤔
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Gotta make some fresh ones 🤔
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Bojji Black ass know what it is too
February 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Bojji Black ass know what it is too