CanaryFeather (Jail)
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CanaryFeather (Jail)
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Jail for canaryfeather. Jail for canaryfeather for one thousand years.
Just heard a podcaster ludicrously claim 2016 was ten years ago lol like sure my guy ok
February 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
We have a lot of very talented software folks at my work, many of whom are very active with AI agents and chat bots, and several of them have attempted systems like this. All of them have failed, and the creators (who, remember, are AI boosters themselves) have been very open about why.
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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burning times make daughters of witches who wouldn’t burn; daughters of witches who wouldn’t burn raise carefree children in an era of no suspicion; now-adult witchspawn lack necessary experience with fire protection spells; notable flammability of witches leads to burning times
February 18, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I don't like it when non-curling people use curling terms. "USA have the hammer." Grow up. They get to go last. We already have adequate words, Graham, you don't need verbal cosplay.
February 18, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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Winning the “Life at Night” category in our 2025/26 Astrophotography Competition was Richard Murray’s shot, “Snail Trail to the Stars”, capturing a snail beneath The Plough asterism.

Congratulations, Richard - you really snailed it! 🐌
February 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I am in gaol, until Friday.
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM