Jahelis
@jahelis.bsky.social
Bad bitch first. Intellectual immediately after.
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I’m sorry but if I carry a baby for nine months and it comes out looking NOTHING like me??? I would be livid.
March 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I’m sorry but if I carry a baby for nine months and it comes out looking NOTHING like me??? I would be livid.
LOL update. They have not let up !
Okay whoever hates me and put a hex on me. Like ok. Enough. That’s enough. You proved your fucking point.
March 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
LOL update. They have not let up !
Zendaya this is not amateur hour!! Every other acting job was just practice for this gig. This is the fucking big league !!
February 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Zendaya this is not amateur hour!! Every other acting job was just practice for this gig. This is the fucking big league !!
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having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man.😭
February 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
having a vibrator die on you when masturbating is like having sex with a man.😭
Okay whoever hates me and put a hex on me. Like ok. Enough. That’s enough. You proved your fucking point.
February 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Okay whoever hates me and put a hex on me. Like ok. Enough. That’s enough. You proved your fucking point.
Just heard “life is unpredictable” At a funeral. And I know I’m going to hell cuz my immediate thought was “Wasn’t she in her 90’s?” Like this is the funeral of an extremely elderly woman.
February 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Just heard “life is unpredictable” At a funeral. And I know I’m going to hell cuz my immediate thought was “Wasn’t she in her 90’s?” Like this is the funeral of an extremely elderly woman.
Trying to sell some feet pics and finding this community is weirdly hard afff
February 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Trying to sell some feet pics and finding this community is weirdly hard afff
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I’m fucking weak 😩😩😩
February 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’m fucking weak 😩😩😩
and Beyoncé won AOTY? It kinda feel like order is being restored. Kind of need Kamala to spin the block and run again right now. Let's vote rigtht now, I have faith the results will be different.
The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs.
February 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
and Beyoncé won AOTY? It kinda feel like order is being restored. Kind of need Kamala to spin the block and run again right now. Let's vote rigtht now, I have faith the results will be different.
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“I want to play their favorite song, but you know they love to sue.”
— Kendrick Lamar shading Drake during the #SuperBowl halftime show.
— Kendrick Lamar shading Drake during the #SuperBowl halftime show.
February 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
“I want to play their favorite song, but you know they love to sue.”
— Kendrick Lamar shading Drake during the #SuperBowl halftime show.
— Kendrick Lamar shading Drake during the #SuperBowl halftime show.
Love Cardi but this songs sucks.
February 7, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Love Cardi but this songs sucks.
And if eggs were the price they should be it would have an estimated value of like 34.89
Pennsylvania police are scrambling after 100,000 eggs were stolen.
They have a total estimated value of $40,000.
They have a total estimated value of $40,000.
February 6, 2025 at 7:55 AM
And if eggs were the price they should be it would have an estimated value of like 34.89
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I wonder if Kanye looks at Kendrick and thinks, "That could have been me if I hadn't become a fash weirdo." He probably doesn't have that level of self-awareness though.
February 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I wonder if Kanye looks at Kendrick and thinks, "That could have been me if I hadn't become a fash weirdo." He probably doesn't have that level of self-awareness though.
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THIS IS FOR SELF TITLED. THIS IS FOR LEMONADE. THIS IS FOR RENAISSANCE.
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 AM
THIS IS FOR SELF TITLED. THIS IS FOR LEMONADE. THIS IS FOR RENAISSANCE.
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He said “Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now” and the Grammys said “Bet” #grammys2025
February 3, 2025 at 6:12 AM
He said “Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now” and the Grammys said “Bet” #grammys2025
Y’all are so pathetic.
February 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Y’all are so pathetic.
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Kendrick showing up to the Grammys in a Canadian Tuxedo is the amount of ultimate petty I strive to be. #Grammys
There’s a Canadian rapper who’s in for a long month…
Kendrick Lamar with Record of the Year for Not Like Us. The lyrics in the background… 🙃
#grammys
Kendrick Lamar with Record of the Year for Not Like Us. The lyrics in the background… 🙃
#grammys
February 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Kendrick showing up to the Grammys in a Canadian Tuxedo is the amount of ultimate petty I strive to be. #Grammys
Oh if i was Drake I would be throwing up right now. 😂😂😂
‘Not Like Us’ by Kendrick Lamar wins the #GRAMMYs award for Record of the Year.
February 3, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Oh if i was Drake I would be throwing up right now. 😂😂😂
Oh they about to play in her face and not give her AOTY
February 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Oh they about to play in her face and not give her AOTY
Oh yeah she needs to be fired.
February 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oh yeah she needs to be fired.
“Just like that?”
“Just like that.”
Idkkkkk winning me over. Lowkey romantic AF
“Just like that.”
Idkkkkk winning me over. Lowkey romantic AF
February 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
“Just like that?”
“Just like that.”
Idkkkkk winning me over. Lowkey romantic AF
“Just like that.”
Idkkkkk winning me over. Lowkey romantic AF
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The press on nails I made for myself this week. #nails #naildesign
January 30, 2025 at 8:53 AM
The press on nails I made for myself this week. #nails #naildesign
Exhaling and reminding myself that it’s really gonna be what it’s gonna be.
January 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Exhaling and reminding myself that it’s really gonna be what it’s gonna be.
Is your favorite color B L U E cuz you’re something like my criptonitdme
January 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Is your favorite color B L U E cuz you’re something like my criptonitdme