Jade
@jadeon.bsky.social
27 | she/her, it/its
Alt bi kinky poly switch trans lady
Idk I'm bad at these
Alt bi kinky poly switch trans lady
Idk I'm bad at these
Pinned
All this talk of the steam machine is gonna send me on a Daft Punk kick. Not that I'm complaining
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
All this talk of the steam machine is gonna send me on a Daft Punk kick. Not that I'm complaining
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The static background hum of life as a trans woman in 2025 would kill the average cis person
June 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The static background hum of life as a trans woman in 2025 would kill the average cis person
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hey gang. if you could spare any cash or at least a repost this would mean a lot to me, and Willow's family/partner.
chuffed.org/project/1553...
chuffed.org/project/1553...
Help Jess recover from the devastating loss of her girlfriend, Willow.
In the early hours of October 17th, Willow Totzke passed on. She leaves behind a devastated community, especially her longtime girlfriend, Jessica.
chuffed.org
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
hey gang. if you could spare any cash or at least a repost this would mean a lot to me, and Willow's family/partner.
chuffed.org/project/1553...
chuffed.org/project/1553...
If there's one dream I want fulfilled before I die it's to lead a small pack of girls around on leashes at a con or something similar
November 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If there's one dream I want fulfilled before I die it's to lead a small pack of girls around on leashes at a con or something similar
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.
I pinned her to the couch for this don't worry
Bratting by moving your leg when she uses it to rest her phone and then posting about it.
November 13, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I pinned her to the couch for this don't worry
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oh yeah? well if cigarettes are really so bad for you, why do i cum so hard when people put them out on me?
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
oh yeah? well if cigarettes are really so bad for you, why do i cum so hard when people put them out on me?
Taking my snuffbait gf's lock and tag off her equipment bc "cmon babe, who would be stupid enough to start that up while you're working on it?"
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Taking my snuffbait gf's lock and tag off her equipment bc "cmon babe, who would be stupid enough to start that up while you're working on it?"
Hi does anyone out there wanna hurt me and/or mark me up? It's been like two whole weeks and I'm going insane okay thanks
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Hi does anyone out there wanna hurt me and/or mark me up? It's been like two whole weeks and I'm going insane okay thanks
I thought for sure I'd luck out but alas
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I thought for sure I'd luck out but alas
Still there, btw. 6 weeks and counting
Sword of Damacles (sticky ball stuck to the ceiling directly over my chair)
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Still there, btw. 6 weeks and counting
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Rebel pilots, I will not tolerate any further resistance. Death, or worse, is coming for all of you.
November 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Rebel pilots, I will not tolerate any further resistance. Death, or worse, is coming for all of you.
Explaining kinks to people on my fave youtuber's discord is not an experience I ever thought I'd have but here we are
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Explaining kinks to people on my fave youtuber's discord is not an experience I ever thought I'd have but here we are
Weirdly enough I dearly miss going to all you can eat buffets. But since going vegetarian and especially since covid the magic just isn't there anymore
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Weirdly enough I dearly miss going to all you can eat buffets. But since going vegetarian and especially since covid the magic just isn't there anymore
Talking to my boss:
"Alright we're gonna be removing these fittings a bunch so you don't wanna insert it too deep, all you really need is a inch or two. I've found that after a dozen uses or so the hole stretches too much to be any good if you just shove it all the way in"
"Alright we're gonna be removing these fittings a bunch so you don't wanna insert it too deep, all you really need is a inch or two. I've found that after a dozen uses or so the hole stretches too much to be any good if you just shove it all the way in"
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Talking to my boss:
"Alright we're gonna be removing these fittings a bunch so you don't wanna insert it too deep, all you really need is a inch or two. I've found that after a dozen uses or so the hole stretches too much to be any good if you just shove it all the way in"
"Alright we're gonna be removing these fittings a bunch so you don't wanna insert it too deep, all you really need is a inch or two. I've found that after a dozen uses or so the hole stretches too much to be any good if you just shove it all the way in"
I'd be so hot with a motorcycle
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'd be so hot with a motorcycle
I've really gotta stop pretending that these work lunches are ever gonna have something I can eat lmao
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I've really gotta stop pretending that these work lunches are ever gonna have something I can eat lmao
Thinking about how one time I picked up my gf and threw her into bed as a bit and she had the happiest look I've ever seen on her
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Thinking about how one time I picked up my gf and threw her into bed as a bit and she had the happiest look I've ever seen on her
My gf is the cutest little puppy around and I'll fight anyone who tries to claim otherwise
Feeling some kinda way today, decided to feel cute instead.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My gf is the cutest little puppy around and I'll fight anyone who tries to claim otherwise
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Having it billow around my legs as the wind and snow whip by on a dark morning. Stomping down the sidewalk in big boots and draped in clinking chains. Face covered for warmth or possibly even nefarious purposes
A trench coat would fix me
November 10, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Having it billow around my legs as the wind and snow whip by on a dark morning. Stomping down the sidewalk in big boots and draped in clinking chains. Face covered for warmth or possibly even nefarious purposes