JacquesFunny
@jacquesfunny.bsky.social
Stand-Up Comic, Podcaster, father of 2 (that I know of) husband to 1 (that I know of) - love answering rhetorical questions!
Carnival Personnel Podcast
Carnival Personnel Podcast
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(Marketing meeting)
Chief Marketing Officer: “What do men over 60 want to look like?”
A.I. Graphics Guy Who Was Raised By Television & Never Met A 60 Yr Old:
“Jacked Walt Disney?”
Chief Marketing Officer: “What do men over 60 want to look like?”
A.I. Graphics Guy Who Was Raised By Television & Never Met A 60 Yr Old:
“Jacked Walt Disney?”
December 6, 2024 at 10:04 PM
(Marketing meeting)
Chief Marketing Officer: “What do men over 60 want to look like?”
A.I. Graphics Guy Who Was Raised By Television & Never Met A 60 Yr Old:
“Jacked Walt Disney?”
Chief Marketing Officer: “What do men over 60 want to look like?”
A.I. Graphics Guy Who Was Raised By Television & Never Met A 60 Yr Old:
“Jacked Walt Disney?”
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EarthLink remains unaffected as hackers were unable to bypass our Norton AntiVirus protection.
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
EarthLink remains unaffected as hackers were unable to bypass our Norton AntiVirus protection.
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EarthLink IT Dept:
Internal Memo
The rattling noise we heard all day has been fixed. Carol confessed to removing the popcorn bag that was leveling the server’s legs. Also we’re out of popcorn.
Internal Memo
The rattling noise we heard all day has been fixed. Carol confessed to removing the popcorn bag that was leveling the server’s legs. Also we’re out of popcorn.
December 6, 2024 at 11:43 PM
EarthLink IT Dept:
Internal Memo
The rattling noise we heard all day has been fixed. Carol confessed to removing the popcorn bag that was leveling the server’s legs. Also we’re out of popcorn.
Internal Memo
The rattling noise we heard all day has been fixed. Carol confessed to removing the popcorn bag that was leveling the server’s legs. Also we’re out of popcorn.
CCP Ep 247 “Better Thsn The #BradyRoast” this weeks show was supper fun to record.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
May 16, 2024 at 3:49 AM
CCP Ep 247 “Better Thsn The #BradyRoast” this weeks show was supper fun to record.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
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Yes, saguaros don’t grow in California. I took the photos while fleeing Arizona, but the Californians “fleeing” headlines are funny. Traffic is as bad as ever here in LA. Haven’t seen anyone “flee.”
May 14, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Yes, saguaros don’t grow in California. I took the photos while fleeing Arizona, but the Californians “fleeing” headlines are funny. Traffic is as bad as ever here in LA. Haven’t seen anyone “flee.”
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It’s the saguaros.
May 14, 2024 at 11:43 PM
It’s the saguaros.
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Your mom does it missionary style.
(I saw her going door to door around the neighborhood)
(I saw her going door to door around the neighborhood)
May 14, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Your mom does it missionary style.
(I saw her going door to door around the neighborhood)
(I saw her going door to door around the neighborhood)
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I would like to congratulate everyone in LA who stopped naming their dogs Bella or Luna.
Great first step, but can we please stop with this next generation of Bodies?
Great first step, but can we please stop with this next generation of Bodies?
May 15, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I would like to congratulate everyone in LA who stopped naming their dogs Bella or Luna.
Great first step, but can we please stop with this next generation of Bodies?
Great first step, but can we please stop with this next generation of Bodies?
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Have they checked the sewers?
May 15, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Have they checked the sewers?
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Opening a diner with a grammatically perfect but vague menu that requires questioning and problem solving.
I’m calling it “Noam Chompsky’s.”
I’m calling it “Noam Chompsky’s.”
May 14, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Opening a diner with a grammatically perfect but vague menu that requires questioning and problem solving.
I’m calling it “Noam Chompsky’s.”
I’m calling it “Noam Chompsky’s.”
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Many of you asked if Earthlink offers a plan to bundle your Jitterbug phones with our hi-speed dialup.
Yes! but expect slowdowns during peak 4pm dinner hour.
Yes! but expect slowdowns during peak 4pm dinner hour.
December 10, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Many of you asked if Earthlink offers a plan to bundle your Jitterbug phones with our hi-speed dialup.
Yes! but expect slowdowns during peak 4pm dinner hour.
Yes! but expect slowdowns during peak 4pm dinner hour.
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“Loose lips sink ships.”
(The reason your mom can’t have a boat)
(The reason your mom can’t have a boat)
May 13, 2024 at 10:51 PM
“Loose lips sink ships.”
(The reason your mom can’t have a boat)
(The reason your mom can’t have a boat)