Jacob Samuels
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January 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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so is mayor adams going to have a manhunt for the cop who committed negligent homicide letting a woman burn to death on a coney island subway last week?
2024 reflections ❄️
2024 reflections ❄️
December 31, 2024 at 10:25 PM
so is mayor adams going to have a manhunt for the cop who committed negligent homicide letting a woman burn to death on a coney island subway last week?
2024 reflections ❄️
2024 reflections ❄️
This is why we can't have nice things. #IsraelIsATerroristState #AmericaIsATerroristState #FromTheRiverToTheSeaPalestineWillBeFree
December 31, 2024 at 9:35 PM
This is why we can't have nice things. #IsraelIsATerroristState #AmericaIsATerroristState #FromTheRiverToTheSeaPalestineWillBeFree
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CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan
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December 31, 2024 at 8:21 PM
CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan
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December 31, 2024 at 7:25 PM
December 30, 2024 at 12:24 AM
#BenjaminNetanyahu has prostate cancer!
a red crab is crawling on a sandy beach .
ALT: a red crab is crawling on a sandy beach .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2024 at 11:16 PM
#BenjaminNetanyahu has prostate cancer!
December 29, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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Libs: Our party is so great! Biden is the best President! Such a good man!
Me: Your party and president are helping Israel commit a genocide with arms, funding, and political cover.
Libs, every...single...time:
Me: Your party and president are helping Israel commit a genocide with arms, funding, and political cover.
Libs, every...single...time:
December 27, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Libs: Our party is so great! Biden is the best President! Such a good man!
Me: Your party and president are helping Israel commit a genocide with arms, funding, and political cover.
Libs, every...single...time:
Me: Your party and president are helping Israel commit a genocide with arms, funding, and political cover.
Libs, every...single...time:
If I had my way, Silicon Valley tech bros would be rounded up and put in gulags along with people who say cilantro tastes like soap.
December 28, 2024 at 1:32 PM
If I had my way, Silicon Valley tech bros would be rounded up and put in gulags along with people who say cilantro tastes like soap.
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The Costco founder once told a guy "If you raise the price of my fucking hot dog, I will kill you." and nobody ever tried to take a shot at him. Just saying. #FreeLuigi
December 11, 2024 at 6:58 AM
The Costco founder once told a guy "If you raise the price of my fucking hot dog, I will kill you." and nobody ever tried to take a shot at him. Just saying. #FreeLuigi
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Abolish health insurance or else.
December 6, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Abolish health insurance or else.
December 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM
If you have any information about the suspect in the shooting of #BrianThompson, no the fuck you don't.
December 5, 2024 at 4:25 AM
If you have any information about the suspect in the shooting of #BrianThompson, no the fuck you don't.
It was the fuck-aroundest of times, it was the find-outest of times #RIPbozo
JUST IN: Video footage released of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson being executed by a masked gunman.
Video footage shows a man in the grey backpack pulling out a pistol with a silencer on it before opening fire.
(shouldn't have denied that claim)
Video footage shows a man in the grey backpack pulling out a pistol with a silencer on it before opening fire.
(shouldn't have denied that claim)
December 5, 2024 at 4:12 AM
It was the fuck-aroundest of times, it was the find-outest of times #RIPbozo
December 2, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Early Christmas gift to myself. #420
November 30, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Early Christmas gift to myself. #420
November 22, 2024 at 3:18 PM