Jacob Ahana-Laba
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jacobahalaba.bsky.social
Jacob Ahana-Laba
@jacobahalaba.bsky.social
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schizotypal refuge (in the 21st century) by me
September 25, 2023 at 7:32 AM
hehe these human parasites are great at language shit we vibefolk zap zap
September 23, 2023 at 12:50 PM
is it normal as a new college student to feel constantly an overwhelming desire to drop out. idk if this is for me
September 21, 2023 at 7:46 PM
the sad reality that cities skylines 2 will be worse than modded CS for a good five years
September 19, 2023 at 11:47 AM
saying "i'm hot" made me hot so will saying "i have studied for my midterms" make me prepared
September 19, 2023 at 5:13 AM
somehow im on adderall for 10 hours & don’t get a single thing done
September 18, 2023 at 7:41 AM
ok true but laughing about how something so absurd & nonsensical became in a split-second so memetically ubiquitous was half of it
thank god were finally admitting that smurf cat tiktok was never funny
September 18, 2023 at 4:35 AM
if u & ur bestie don’t scissor each other’s hands r u rly besties
September 15, 2023 at 9:08 PM
what if i took one nap or maybe twelve
September 10, 2023 at 9:37 AM
i hate waking up faced with the fact that i won't be unconscious again for at least twelve hours
September 7, 2023 at 8:32 PM
welp Oklahoma too is funding PragerU, joining the ranks of state-sponsored bigotry
September 5, 2023 at 9:23 PM
'What passes as cookery in England is an abomination' - Woolf
September 5, 2023 at 12:11 AM
bsky thinks i look like a corpse ig
bsky thought that the pics were even more goth than that.
September 4, 2023 at 12:04 AM
the hanger of bats
September 2, 2023 at 8:52 PM
the vibes are off (i have implicit biases)
August 31, 2023 at 10:22 PM
save me for i have sinned (i mixed fabrics)
August 29, 2023 at 3:42 PM
August 28, 2023 at 9:00 AM
get yourself a friend like this
August 25, 2023 at 9:04 PM
so cool how much Gen-Z uses irony to express true desires in a malleable & vaguely self-aware way
August 24, 2023 at 10:24 PM
even on stimulants i will zone out listening to boring things
August 24, 2023 at 6:40 PM
so slay (running on no sleep)
August 23, 2023 at 12:50 AM
sleep well you well-sleepers 🫶
August 22, 2023 at 6:56 AM
under attack
August 22, 2023 at 5:28 AM
besties
August 21, 2023 at 11:27 PM
feel like Sisyphus when trying to sleep
August 21, 2023 at 2:51 PM