Jack O'Vaul
@jackovaul.bsky.social
Show host, writer, Storymaster, cast member on a thing we do on Wednesdays, Live on Twitch.
Over-opinionated asshole.
Same name on Substack
Over-opinionated asshole.
Same name on Substack
Got referred to as "burley" by my wife's coworker.
A week ago.
Still riding that high.
A week ago.
Still riding that high.
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Got referred to as "burley" by my wife's coworker.
A week ago.
Still riding that high.
A week ago.
Still riding that high.
I think I'm doing a good job.
Playing Medieval Dynasty with Boyo next to me, got killed, had to start back at town. I've got like, a couple hours in game left to kill this one dude for the king. I've been at it for over a week.
Finally think I've got em all down and it's just the one dude....
Playing Medieval Dynasty with Boyo next to me, got killed, had to start back at town. I've got like, a couple hours in game left to kill this one dude for the king. I've been at it for over a week.
Finally think I've got em all down and it's just the one dude....
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I think I'm doing a good job.
Playing Medieval Dynasty with Boyo next to me, got killed, had to start back at town. I've got like, a couple hours in game left to kill this one dude for the king. I've been at it for over a week.
Finally think I've got em all down and it's just the one dude....
Playing Medieval Dynasty with Boyo next to me, got killed, had to start back at town. I've got like, a couple hours in game left to kill this one dude for the king. I've been at it for over a week.
Finally think I've got em all down and it's just the one dude....
You might be dope. You might be fresh as fuck.
But are you "nearly 30 years old Rocawear bomber jacket" dope?
I ain't think so.
But are you "nearly 30 years old Rocawear bomber jacket" dope?
I ain't think so.
January 30, 2026 at 1:50 PM
You might be dope. You might be fresh as fuck.
But are you "nearly 30 years old Rocawear bomber jacket" dope?
I ain't think so.
But are you "nearly 30 years old Rocawear bomber jacket" dope?
I ain't think so.
l.smartnews.com/p-73AO04sE/d...
"I've said it from the beginning, I think it's a distraction."
The only ones running smokescreen tactics here, ya Orange Bastard, is your administration.
"I've said it from the beginning, I think it's a distraction."
The only ones running smokescreen tactics here, ya Orange Bastard, is your administration.
Agents in Alex Pretti shooting placed on leave: Live updates. (USA Today)
The federal immigration agents involved in the deadly shooting of Alex Pretti in Minneapolis have been placed on administrative leave, multiple news outlets ...
l.smartnews.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
l.smartnews.com/p-73AO04sE/d...
"I've said it from the beginning, I think it's a distraction."
The only ones running smokescreen tactics here, ya Orange Bastard, is your administration.
"I've said it from the beginning, I think it's a distraction."
The only ones running smokescreen tactics here, ya Orange Bastard, is your administration.
"Is there a reason you're looking for work?"
Fuckin, MONEY!?!
What the fuck do you mean, is there a reason?? Bitch we live in a dystopian capitalist society, the fuck do you think??
Fuckin, MONEY!?!
What the fuck do you mean, is there a reason?? Bitch we live in a dystopian capitalist society, the fuck do you think??
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
"Is there a reason you're looking for work?"
Fuckin, MONEY!?!
What the fuck do you mean, is there a reason?? Bitch we live in a dystopian capitalist society, the fuck do you think??
Fuckin, MONEY!?!
What the fuck do you mean, is there a reason?? Bitch we live in a dystopian capitalist society, the fuck do you think??
"Baby, I'm not mad
I'm just disappointed.
God didn't save me,
the Void did."
I'm just disappointed.
God didn't save me,
the Void did."
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
"Baby, I'm not mad
I'm just disappointed.
God didn't save me,
the Void did."
I'm just disappointed.
God didn't save me,
the Void did."
Big boys will do any fucking thing in the gym but cardio.
It's me.
I'm big boys
It's me.
I'm big boys
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Big boys will do any fucking thing in the gym but cardio.
It's me.
I'm big boys
It's me.
I'm big boys
America, sweet, America.
God done took a shit 'pon theeeee
God done took a shit 'pon theeeee
fuck me, our country is a south park episode...literally
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 PM
America, sweet, America.
God done took a shit 'pon theeeee
God done took a shit 'pon theeeee
Ayo, BtDubs, Aztec Batman was fucking DOPE
January 16, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Ayo, BtDubs, Aztec Batman was fucking DOPE
I don't believe in reincarnation. But I think it's a little weird that the Orange Bastard was born a little over a year after the Mustached Bastard died.
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I don't believe in reincarnation. But I think it's a little weird that the Orange Bastard was born a little over a year after the Mustached Bastard died.
Parenting is hard. Not just the day to day, but the management side of it. The big decisions. The disciplinary actions. It's hard. I get it's hard being a kid, I haven't forgotten that and that must be considered at all times. But parenting is hard.
January 15, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Parenting is hard. Not just the day to day, but the management side of it. The big decisions. The disciplinary actions. It's hard. I get it's hard being a kid, I haven't forgotten that and that must be considered at all times. But parenting is hard.
I need a statistician to work with.
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I need a statistician to work with.
What was it the Orange Bastard said years ago? "stand down, and stand by?"
Knew it. That's why we don't hear anything about them nowadays. They are ICE agents.
January 15, 2026 at 5:14 AM
What was it the Orange Bastard said years ago? "stand down, and stand by?"
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Knew it. That's why we don't hear anything about them nowadays. They are ICE agents.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Knew it. That's why we don't hear anything about them nowadays. They are ICE agents.
Whatever, here's part 3.
open.substack.com/pub/jackovau...
open.substack.com/pub/jackovau...
Kill Your Gods: Pt 3
The Devil is a Lie
open.substack.com
January 12, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Whatever, here's part 3.
open.substack.com/pub/jackovau...
open.substack.com/pub/jackovau...
Reposted by Jack O'Vaul
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A woman recording an ICE agent tells him "Shame on you."
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
The agent responds, "Have you all not learned from the past couple of days?"
"Learned what?" she asks
Then he knocks her phone out of her hand
So, I'm realizing I'm going to have to babysit this account to maintain any reach or relevance.
Interesting.
Interesting.
January 7, 2026 at 7:56 PM
So, I'm realizing I'm going to have to babysit this account to maintain any reach or relevance.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Looking for work. Hustle, part time, career change, gigs. Whatever.
Experience is EXTENSIVE and varied.
Sales, Retail, Customer Service, Bartending, Construction, Carpentry, Electrical, Acting, Speaking, Writing, Management, Project Coordination, Recruiting.
Experience is EXTENSIVE and varied.
Sales, Retail, Customer Service, Bartending, Construction, Carpentry, Electrical, Acting, Speaking, Writing, Management, Project Coordination, Recruiting.
January 5, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Looking for work. Hustle, part time, career change, gigs. Whatever.
Experience is EXTENSIVE and varied.
Sales, Retail, Customer Service, Bartending, Construction, Carpentry, Electrical, Acting, Speaking, Writing, Management, Project Coordination, Recruiting.
Experience is EXTENSIVE and varied.
Sales, Retail, Customer Service, Bartending, Construction, Carpentry, Electrical, Acting, Speaking, Writing, Management, Project Coordination, Recruiting.
Reposted by Jack O'Vaul
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
Reposted by Jack O'Vaul
in how many "law enforcement operations" are damn near 100 people killed?
January 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
in how many "law enforcement operations" are damn near 100 people killed?
Y'all hurry up with them Dubyatews, for you find some excuse to not give em out.
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Y'all hurry up with them Dubyatews, for you find some excuse to not give em out.
Go read this and talk shit in the comment section so I'm mad enough to finish writing part 2.
open.substack.com/pub/jackovau...
open.substack.com/pub/jackovau...
Kill Your Gods
“Do not pray for me.
open.substack.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Go read this and talk shit in the comment section so I'm mad enough to finish writing part 2.
open.substack.com/pub/jackovau...
open.substack.com/pub/jackovau...
Reposted by Jack O'Vaul
