Jack Kennedy
@jackkennedy6969.bsky.social
Hello! My name is Jack Kennedy, owner of Freddy Fazbender's Pizzaria.
(Parody account from Twitter since August 2023)
(//Also I'm a minor so NSFW please dni)
https://jack-kennedy6969.straw.page
(Parody account from Twitter since August 2023)
(//Also I'm a minor so NSFW please dni)
https://jack-kennedy6969.straw.page
//eugh sorry for so much radio silence I have absolutely no idea what to post
//I may be more active if somehow the other parodies migrate here
//I may be more active if somehow the other parodies migrate here
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
//eugh sorry for so much radio silence I have absolutely no idea what to post
//I may be more active if somehow the other parodies migrate here
//I may be more active if somehow the other parodies migrate here
//God damn parodytwt has changed a lot since I first joined...
//I'm not saying that it's worse than old parodytwt, i'm just surprised of how much it's evolved over time.
//I'm not saying that it's worse than old parodytwt, i'm just surprised of how much it's evolved over time.
August 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
//God damn parodytwt has changed a lot since I first joined...
//I'm not saying that it's worse than old parodytwt, i'm just surprised of how much it's evolved over time.
//I'm not saying that it's worse than old parodytwt, i'm just surprised of how much it's evolved over time.
///sorry for all of the inactivity. I'm starting to lose motivation.
anyways here's this cool thing I made a while ago
anyways here's this cool thing I made a while ago
August 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
///sorry for all of the inactivity. I'm starting to lose motivation.
anyways here's this cool thing I made a while ago
anyways here's this cool thing I made a while ago
//shout-out to the other 20 remaining alive day shift at Freddy fans out there
July 31, 2025 at 3:40 AM
//shout-out to the other 20 remaining alive day shift at Freddy fans out there
It's been so long since I've encountered Alaware.
I wonder if they're still after me...
I hope not!
I wonder if they're still after me...
I hope not!
July 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
It's been so long since I've encountered Alaware.
I wonder if they're still after me...
I hope not!
I wonder if they're still after me...
I hope not!
I'm fine.
Undead and reanimated as usual.
Undead and reanimated as usual.
N0 1 M34NT, Y0U D0NT H4V3 T0 W0RRY 4B0UT 1T 1N TH3 S3NS3 TH4T TH3Y’R3 4LL D34D
BUT 1M G00D, Y0U?
BUT 1M G00D, Y0U?
Yeah... Surely hope they don't move over here.
Anyways, how are you doing today?
Anyways, how are you doing today?
July 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I'm fine.
Undead and reanimated as usual.
Undead and reanimated as usual.
Yeah... Surely hope they don't move over here.
Anyways, how are you doing today?
Anyways, how are you doing today?
0H, TH3 W4Y Y0U S41D 1T M4D3 M3 TH1NK…
W3LL 1 D0NT TH1NK Y0U H4V3 T0 W0RRY 4B0UT 4L4W4R3 4NYM0R3
W3LL 1 D0NT TH1NK Y0U H4V3 T0 W0RRY 4B0UT 4L4W4R3 4NYM0R3
No, but I wouldn't be surprised if they also moved to this place.
July 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yeah... Surely hope they don't move over here.
Anyways, how are you doing today?
Anyways, how are you doing today?
No, but I wouldn't be surprised if they also moved to this place.
. . .
4L4W4R3 1S H3R3?
4L4W4R3 1S H3R3?
Alaware.
I'm literally one of their primary targets.
I'm literally one of their primary targets.
July 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No, but I wouldn't be surprised if they also moved to this place.
Alaware.
I'm literally one of their primary targets.
I'm literally one of their primary targets.
WH0 1S “TH3M”?
Yeah, of course I am. I am immortal, after all.
Also hello, Darkstorm.
Glad to see some other tv heads that aren't... THEM... around here.
Also hello, Darkstorm.
Glad to see some other tv heads that aren't... THEM... around here.
July 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Alaware.
I'm literally one of their primary targets.
I'm literally one of their primary targets.
Yeah, of course I am. I am immortal, after all.
Also hello, Darkstorm.
Glad to see some other tv heads that aren't... THEM... around here.
Also hello, Darkstorm.
Glad to see some other tv heads that aren't... THEM... around here.
July 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Yeah, of course I am. I am immortal, after all.
Also hello, Darkstorm.
Glad to see some other tv heads that aren't... THEM... around here.
Also hello, Darkstorm.
Glad to see some other tv heads that aren't... THEM... around here.
//eugh sorry for being so quiet for like 26 days I started to get bored
July 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
//eugh sorry for being so quiet for like 26 days I started to get bored
You guys would NOT like to go through what happened to me in the past.
June 29, 2025 at 4:52 PM
You guys would NOT like to go through what happened to me in the past.
//I just did something really stupid and now I feel like this rn
June 18, 2025 at 12:33 PM
//I just did something really stupid and now I feel like this rn
Yeah, it feels so hollow inside...
Damn. That's GOTTA feel weird, that constant emptiness, doesn't it?
Yep.
I don't even know where my soul is.
I don't even know where my soul is.
June 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Yeah, it feels so hollow inside...
Yep.
I don't even know where my soul is.
I don't even know where my soul is.
June 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yep.
I don't even know where my soul is.
I don't even know where my soul is.
You guys are really lucky you still have your souls.
I don't.
I don't.
June 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM
You guys are really lucky you still have your souls.
I don't.
I don't.
Oh, your heart
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve out, your life
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve out, your life
June 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Oh, your heart
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve out, your life
Aortic work of art
My love, my knife
To carve out, your life
//hey guys, just wanted some feedback about this design
What would you guys want me to add/improve for Jack's dark world form?
I'll add those improvements into the design, because I wanted to use the design for... something else.
What would you guys want me to add/improve for Jack's dark world form?
I'll add those improvements into the design, because I wanted to use the design for... something else.
June 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
//hey guys, just wanted some feedback about this design
What would you guys want me to add/improve for Jack's dark world form?
I'll add those improvements into the design, because I wanted to use the design for... something else.
What would you guys want me to add/improve for Jack's dark world form?
I'll add those improvements into the design, because I wanted to use the design for... something else.
Oh...!
What's.... this?
What's.... this?
Well, then, let me do this..!
June 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh...!
What's.... this?
What's.... this?
Ok!
If we wanna get to the fountain, we should fight the knight.
Good thing I found this sword!
If we wanna get to the fountain, we should fight the knight.
Good thing I found this sword!
June 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ok!
If we wanna get to the fountain, we should fight the knight.
Good thing I found this sword!
If we wanna get to the fountain, we should fight the knight.
Good thing I found this sword!
Ethan, I heard you call out for help.
What the hell is happening??
Are you ok?
What the hell is happening??
Are you ok?
June 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Ethan, I heard you call out for help.
What the hell is happening??
Are you ok?
What the hell is happening??
Are you ok?
Hey guys, if any of you have been wondering where I am, I am currently in the dark world with Ethan.
Somebody else will be managing the restaurant until I come back.
Somebody else will be managing the restaurant until I come back.
June 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Hey guys, if any of you have been wondering where I am, I am currently in the dark world with Ethan.
Somebody else will be managing the restaurant until I come back.
Somebody else will be managing the restaurant until I come back.
//blah blah blah
June 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
//blah blah blah
Yeah.
So, how are you doing down here, employee? You seem to have barely changed at all, but you still look somewhat... decent.
So, how are you doing down here, employee? You seem to have barely changed at all, but you still look somewhat... decent.
June 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Yeah.
So, how are you doing down here, employee? You seem to have barely changed at all, but you still look somewhat... decent.
So, how are you doing down here, employee? You seem to have barely changed at all, but you still look somewhat... decent.
I found a very conveniently placed door and fell down here. How the fuck did YOU get here?
June 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I found a very conveniently placed door and fell down here. How the fuck did YOU get here?