Jack
@jackcarson.bsky.social
I post my unfiltered thoughts and memes I shamelessly stole
Good pull to start my week off
February 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Good pull to start my week off
I'm gulping seamonkeys by the gallon and my tummy is feeling crazy
February 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm gulping seamonkeys by the gallon and my tummy is feeling crazy
I had the four nations faceoff on one screen and keijo on the other. Duality of man or some shit like that idk
February 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I had the four nations faceoff on one screen and keijo on the other. Duality of man or some shit like that idk
I should buy a firearm
February 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I should buy a firearm
How the fuck guys grocery games got 30+ seasons yet the dude be looking 23
February 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
How the fuck guys grocery games got 30+ seasons yet the dude be looking 23
Slow day at the shop got a MF watching no reservations on the work computer
January 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Slow day at the shop got a MF watching no reservations on the work computer
Slow day at work but got to drive a JDM import so thats a W
January 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Slow day at work but got to drive a JDM import so thats a W
Don't talk to me until September
I'm in mourning #fuckthrchiefs
I'm in mourning #fuckthrchiefs
January 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Don't talk to me until September
I'm in mourning #fuckthrchiefs
I'm in mourning #fuckthrchiefs
I hope the Buffalo Bills woke up and ate their Wheeties for breakfast today #gobills #fuckthechiefs
January 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I hope the Buffalo Bills woke up and ate their Wheeties for breakfast today #gobills #fuckthechiefs
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I work almost exclusively with dumb guys and it was dead in the shop so we had like a two hour debate on if it’s gay to suck a girls dick and the two sides came to a tenuous truce of ‘only if it’s bigger than yours’ which honestly marks progress from 18 years ago when I started this line of work.
January 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I work almost exclusively with dumb guys and it was dead in the shop so we had like a two hour debate on if it’s gay to suck a girls dick and the two sides came to a tenuous truce of ‘only if it’s bigger than yours’ which honestly marks progress from 18 years ago when I started this line of work.
Woke up in a cold sweat thinking about josh Allen having to face the chiefs again
January 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Woke up in a cold sweat thinking about josh Allen having to face the chiefs again
Got my girl asleep in my lap, glass of cheap whisky in my hand and zom 100 on the TV. No better Friday night
January 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Got my girl asleep in my lap, glass of cheap whisky in my hand and zom 100 on the TV. No better Friday night
I couldn't breathe for a while but I stay hitting the vape
January 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I couldn't breathe for a while but I stay hitting the vape
Just ate a Philly cheese steak, popped a bottle of Pinot and am watching my girl play animal crossing we up tremendously in 2025
January 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Just ate a Philly cheese steak, popped a bottle of Pinot and am watching my girl play animal crossing we up tremendously in 2025
Slammed some beers on discord with the fellas now watching Dandadan. Merry Christmas eve
December 25, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Slammed some beers on discord with the fellas now watching Dandadan. Merry Christmas eve
Absolutely demolished a burrito bowl, drank half a tall boy and promptly passed out during afternoon football. God bless the USA
December 22, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Absolutely demolished a burrito bowl, drank half a tall boy and promptly passed out during afternoon football. God bless the USA
Is it ok to pregame the company work party while I'm still at work? The Coors in my toolbox has been calling my name since 8am this morning
December 20, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Is it ok to pregame the company work party while I'm still at work? The Coors in my toolbox has been calling my name since 8am this morning
Sugar free redbull and a lip full of zyns to start the work week. God bless the usa
December 9, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Sugar free redbull and a lip full of zyns to start the work week. God bless the usa
#buffalobills defence gonna make me put holes in my drywall
December 8, 2024 at 11:39 PM
#buffalobills defence gonna make me put holes in my drywall
Bills vs rams bouta be a fucking shootout. Miller highlife on deck let's go
December 8, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Bills vs rams bouta be a fucking shootout. Miller highlife on deck let's go
Can it be 1pm already? I can't wait any longer to start drinking while watching football
December 8, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Can it be 1pm already? I can't wait any longer to start drinking while watching football
3 beers and 3 pisses in. The ratio is fucked tonight
December 7, 2024 at 10:25 PM
3 beers and 3 pisses in. The ratio is fucked tonight