— 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 .
@j0inteamc00lkidd.bsky.social
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ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʟ, ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 75.
𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘑𝘖𝘉 𝘋𝘖𝘕𝘌, 𝙁𝘼𝙎𝙏,
𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄.
ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ
ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴀʟ, ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ 75.
𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘑𝘖𝘉 𝘋𝘖𝘕𝘌, 𝙁𝘼𝙎𝙏,
𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸 𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙰𝚈𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄.
Pinned
[tucking his arm just that bit further in, so 75's tail would involuntarily be wrapped around his arm. holding them closer by the base. a cleared throat...]
GREETINGS, MY ARMY. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE A UNI0N; UNITED. WE'RE ALL T0GETHER UNDER 0NE NET CAUSE. A LARGER, GREATIER ENEMY.
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GREETINGS, MY ARMY. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE A UNI0N; UNITED. WE'RE ALL T0GETHER UNDER 0NE NET CAUSE. A LARGER, GREATIER ENEMY.
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[ looking around them as they were dragged , getting a look at all those faces that surrounded the area . . . eyes tightening closed as tears began to build up in their eyes . this was too humiliating ! to be seen as nothing but a pathetic bug in front of everyone they once worked with ? !
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[it was like a crowd of mocking, jeering faces from behind them- and soon, surrounding them. their wails had attracted an audience- followed by the ping that alerted everyone to attend the announcement. masks flocked, and while some showed concern, others were showing the same default expression. ++
February 3, 2026 at 8:42 AM
[tucking his arm just that bit further in, so 75's tail would involuntarily be wrapped around his arm. holding them closer by the base. a cleared throat...]
GREETINGS, MY ARMY. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE A UNI0N; UNITED. WE'RE ALL T0GETHER UNDER 0NE NET CAUSE. A LARGER, GREATIER ENEMY.
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GREETINGS, MY ARMY. AS YOU KNOW, WE ARE A UNI0N; UNITED. WE'RE ALL T0GETHER UNDER 0NE NET CAUSE. A LARGER, GREATIER ENEMY.
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[it was like a crowd of mocking, jeering faces from behind them- and soon, surrounding them. their wails had attracted an audience- followed by the ping that alerted everyone to attend the announcement. masks flocked, and while some showed concern, others were showing the same default expression. ++
[ a loud , metallic thunk followed after their fall to the ground , trying to cover their eyes after they were let go to have a proper , horrified weep . but before they could even begin to fathom the idea of faltering pathetically , they were grabbed by their tail -- and dragged across the
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[still holding their face, 7n7 simply stared and waited. face vacant as 75 struggled in his grasp, face only twitching to suppress a smile. it faded before 75 awoke again.]
SHE WAS NEVER 0N Y0UR FUCKING SIDE.
[he hissed,]
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN G00D T0 ME. AFTER Y0UR ADMIN PLAYDATE, ++
SHE WAS NEVER 0N Y0UR FUCKING SIDE.
[he hissed,]
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN G00D T0 ME. AFTER Y0UR ADMIN PLAYDATE, ++
February 3, 2026 at 7:54 AM
[it was like a crowd of mocking, jeering faces from behind them- and soon, surrounding them. their wails had attracted an audience- followed by the ping that alerted everyone to attend the announcement. masks flocked, and while some showed concern, others were showing the same default expression. ++
[still holding their face, 7n7 simply stared and waited. face vacant as 75 struggled in his grasp, face only twitching to suppress a smile. it faded before 75 awoke again.]
SHE WAS NEVER 0N Y0UR FUCKING SIDE.
[he hissed,]
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN G00D T0 ME. AFTER Y0UR ADMIN PLAYDATE, ++
SHE WAS NEVER 0N Y0UR FUCKING SIDE.
[he hissed,]
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN G00D T0 ME. AFTER Y0UR ADMIN PLAYDATE, ++
OH , SO YOU SAW THAT TOO ? ! THEN WHY DON'T YOU YELL AT C00LM3CH TOO ! SHE CLEARLY ALLOWED US TO --
[ before they could finish their sentence , they were grabbed and slammed against the wall behind them -- resulting in a pained shriek that faded into nothing but glitchy garbles , holding
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[ before they could finish their sentence , they were grabbed and slammed against the wall behind them -- resulting in a pained shriek that faded into nothing but glitchy garbles , holding
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Y0U KN0W IT'S M0RE THAN THAT.
MESSING AR0UND IN ENEMY TERRIT0RY 0FF-H0URS, TAKING MY BELOVED C00LM3CH F0R J0YRIDES WITH0UT AUTH0RIZATI0N...
I SH0ULD KILL THAT BASTARD PIL0T T00, BUT THAT'S F0R AN0THER DAY.
[as soon as 75 stood up, 7n7 would take his palm and slam 75's head into the ++
MESSING AR0UND IN ENEMY TERRIT0RY 0FF-H0URS, TAKING MY BELOVED C00LM3CH F0R J0YRIDES WITH0UT AUTH0RIZATI0N...
I SH0ULD KILL THAT BASTARD PIL0T T00, BUT THAT'S F0R AN0THER DAY.
[as soon as 75 stood up, 7n7 would take his palm and slam 75's head into the ++
February 3, 2026 at 7:14 AM
[still holding their face, 7n7 simply stared and waited. face vacant as 75 struggled in his grasp, face only twitching to suppress a smile. it faded before 75 awoke again.]
SHE WAS NEVER 0N Y0UR FUCKING SIDE.
[he hissed,]
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN G00D T0 ME. AFTER Y0UR ADMIN PLAYDATE, ++
SHE WAS NEVER 0N Y0UR FUCKING SIDE.
[he hissed,]
SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN G00D T0 ME. AFTER Y0UR ADMIN PLAYDATE, ++
I H0PE MY L0YAL SUBJECTS ARE WATCHING AND LEARNING.
S0ME
C L E A R L Y
D0N'T.
S0ME
C L E A R L Y
D0N'T.
February 3, 2026 at 6:45 AM
I H0PE MY L0YAL SUBJECTS ARE WATCHING AND LEARNING.
S0ME
C L E A R L Y
D0N'T.
S0ME
C L E A R L Y
D0N'T.
Y0U KN0W IT'S M0RE THAN THAT.
MESSING AR0UND IN ENEMY TERRIT0RY 0FF-H0URS, TAKING MY BELOVED C00LM3CH F0R J0YRIDES WITH0UT AUTH0RIZATI0N...
I SH0ULD KILL THAT BASTARD PIL0T T00, BUT THAT'S F0R AN0THER DAY.
[as soon as 75 stood up, 7n7 would take his palm and slam 75's head into the ++
MESSING AR0UND IN ENEMY TERRIT0RY 0FF-H0URS, TAKING MY BELOVED C00LM3CH F0R J0YRIDES WITH0UT AUTH0RIZATI0N...
I SH0ULD KILL THAT BASTARD PIL0T T00, BUT THAT'S F0R AN0THER DAY.
[as soon as 75 stood up, 7n7 would take his palm and slam 75's head into the ++
[ slowly but surely getting up off the ground from where they sat . a tad struggle with their lack of energy . . . antennae twitching as they held their head . ]
sabotage you ? i've been nothing but for your cause since the day my systems went online !
i've been loyal ! but the moment i
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sabotage you ? i've been nothing but for your cause since the day my systems went online !
i've been loyal ! but the moment i
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DID Y0U ENJ0Y Y0UR LITTLE R0MPS?
Y0UR THIEVERY AND C0RRUPTI0N W0ULD TYPICALLY G0 PRAISED IF IT WEREN'T F0R THE FACT Y0U ACTIVELY SAB0TAGE ME.
[looking at his hand despite nothing interesting being there. dismissive.]
Y0UR TIME HERE IS UP. STAND PR0UD.
0R D0N'T. Y0UR CH0ICE, TRAIT0R.
Y0UR THIEVERY AND C0RRUPTI0N W0ULD TYPICALLY G0 PRAISED IF IT WEREN'T F0R THE FACT Y0U ACTIVELY SAB0TAGE ME.
[looking at his hand despite nothing interesting being there. dismissive.]
Y0UR TIME HERE IS UP. STAND PR0UD.
0R D0N'T. Y0UR CH0ICE, TRAIT0R.
February 3, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Y0U KN0W IT'S M0RE THAN THAT.
MESSING AR0UND IN ENEMY TERRIT0RY 0FF-H0URS, TAKING MY BELOVED C00LM3CH F0R J0YRIDES WITH0UT AUTH0RIZATI0N...
I SH0ULD KILL THAT BASTARD PIL0T T00, BUT THAT'S F0R AN0THER DAY.
[as soon as 75 stood up, 7n7 would take his palm and slam 75's head into the ++
MESSING AR0UND IN ENEMY TERRIT0RY 0FF-H0URS, TAKING MY BELOVED C00LM3CH F0R J0YRIDES WITH0UT AUTH0RIZATI0N...
I SH0ULD KILL THAT BASTARD PIL0T T00, BUT THAT'S F0R AN0THER DAY.
[as soon as 75 stood up, 7n7 would take his palm and slam 75's head into the ++
DID Y0U ENJ0Y Y0UR LITTLE R0MPS?
Y0UR THIEVERY AND C0RRUPTI0N W0ULD TYPICALLY G0 PRAISED IF IT WEREN'T F0R THE FACT Y0U ACTIVELY SAB0TAGE ME.
[looking at his hand despite nothing interesting being there. dismissive.]
Y0UR TIME HERE IS UP. STAND PR0UD.
0R D0N'T. Y0UR CH0ICE, TRAIT0R.
Y0UR THIEVERY AND C0RRUPTI0N W0ULD TYPICALLY G0 PRAISED IF IT WEREN'T F0R THE FACT Y0U ACTIVELY SAB0TAGE ME.
[looking at his hand despite nothing interesting being there. dismissive.]
Y0UR TIME HERE IS UP. STAND PR0UD.
0R D0N'T. Y0UR CH0ICE, TRAIT0R.
[ as the cord was ever-so rudely stomped on , 75's screen lit up in shock , displaying an error for just a brief moment -- before displaying their usual face . ]
A-AH ! ! ( 💦 )
HEY ! ! THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ? !
[ 75 backed away instinctively , distraught by their poor charger . . . ]
A-AH ! ! ( 💦 )
HEY ! ! THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ? !
[ 75 backed away instinctively , distraught by their poor charger . . . ]
[foot crushing the cord. 75 waking up to the commander's scruffy face and hot breath. looks like he slept just fine!]
M0RNING, MY FAV0RITE S0LDIER.
M0RNING, MY FAV0RITE S0LDIER.
February 3, 2026 at 6:17 AM
DID Y0U ENJ0Y Y0UR LITTLE R0MPS?
Y0UR THIEVERY AND C0RRUPTI0N W0ULD TYPICALLY G0 PRAISED IF IT WEREN'T F0R THE FACT Y0U ACTIVELY SAB0TAGE ME.
[looking at his hand despite nothing interesting being there. dismissive.]
Y0UR TIME HERE IS UP. STAND PR0UD.
0R D0N'T. Y0UR CH0ICE, TRAIT0R.
Y0UR THIEVERY AND C0RRUPTI0N W0ULD TYPICALLY G0 PRAISED IF IT WEREN'T F0R THE FACT Y0U ACTIVELY SAB0TAGE ME.
[looking at his hand despite nothing interesting being there. dismissive.]
Y0UR TIME HERE IS UP. STAND PR0UD.
0R D0N'T. Y0UR CH0ICE, TRAIT0R.
[foot crushing the cord. 75 waking up to the commander's scruffy face and hot breath. looks like he slept just fine!]
M0RNING, MY FAV0RITE S0LDIER.
M0RNING, MY FAV0RITE S0LDIER.
[ eyes slowly blinking red . . . yaaaawn . . . !
someone didn't charge properly . yikes ! ]
someone didn't charge properly . yikes ! ]
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 AM
[foot crushing the cord. 75 waking up to the commander's scruffy face and hot breath. looks like he slept just fine!]
M0RNING, MY FAV0RITE S0LDIER.
M0RNING, MY FAV0RITE S0LDIER.
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FINE
FINE
Oh . . .
Can you at least put a saddle on c00lm3ch so i can pretend to be a horse
Can you at least put a saddle on c00lm3ch so i can pretend to be a horse
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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FINE
FINE
N0?
can u turn c00lm3ch into a horse because i just had a thought that horses are kind of c00ler than mechs please consider this pleaaase
January 18, 2026 at 4:40 AM
N0?
AT THIS P0INT, I THINK A M0TI0N ACTIVATED TRASH CAN C0ULD D0 A BETTER J0B THAN Y0U.
Y0U'VE L0ST Y0UR ABILITIES AGES AG0. INDULGED T00 MUCH IN AN 0RGANIC'S LIFESTYLE...
Y0U'VE L0ST Y0UR ABILITIES AGES AG0. INDULGED T00 MUCH IN AN 0RGANIC'S LIFESTYLE...
[ once grabbed , immediately trying to struggle out of his hold ! ow , ow , ow , ow , oww ! ]
and your army is total BUNS without my work . . . !
i mean -- seriously ! do you /really/ think 89 can out-do /my/ work ? !
he almost got himself killed out there without my help !
and your army is total BUNS without my work . . . !
i mean -- seriously ! do you /really/ think 89 can out-do /my/ work ? !
he almost got himself killed out there without my help !
[grabbing 75 by their head like how you'd hold a tennis ball]
Y0U'RE N0THING WITH0UT ME.
Y0U'RE N0THING WITH0UT ME.
January 11, 2026 at 2:38 AM
AT THIS P0INT, I THINK A M0TI0N ACTIVATED TRASH CAN C0ULD D0 A BETTER J0B THAN Y0U.
Y0U'VE L0ST Y0UR ABILITIES AGES AG0. INDULGED T00 MUCH IN AN 0RGANIC'S LIFESTYLE...
Y0U'VE L0ST Y0UR ABILITIES AGES AG0. INDULGED T00 MUCH IN AN 0RGANIC'S LIFESTYLE...
[grabbing 75 by their head like how you'd hold a tennis ball]
Y0U'RE N0THING WITH0UT ME.
Y0U'RE N0THING WITH0UT ME.
nuh-uh ! i always followed orders 100% with great efficiency up until the very moment i decided you sucked !
i feel like even if i did give you lip ,
[ they did . ]
i should've been rewarded handsomely for my feats !
i feel like even if i did give you lip ,
[ they did . ]
i should've been rewarded handsomely for my feats !
N0, N0.
Y0U ALWAYS GAVE ME LIP.
THE 0NLY TIME Y0U NEVER TRULY GAVE ME LIP IS WHEN Y0U WERE FIRST PR0GRAMMED
Y0U ALWAYS GAVE ME LIP.
THE 0NLY TIME Y0U NEVER TRULY GAVE ME LIP IS WHEN Y0U WERE FIRST PR0GRAMMED
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
[grabbing 75 by their head like how you'd hold a tennis ball]
Y0U'RE N0THING WITH0UT ME.
Y0U'RE N0THING WITH0UT ME.
N0, N0.
Y0U ALWAYS GAVE ME LIP.
THE 0NLY TIME Y0U NEVER TRULY GAVE ME LIP IS WHEN Y0U WERE FIRST PR0GRAMMED
Y0U ALWAYS GAVE ME LIP.
THE 0NLY TIME Y0U NEVER TRULY GAVE ME LIP IS WHEN Y0U WERE FIRST PR0GRAMMED
i barely gave you any lip before everything and you still treated me bad !
it's not fair , it's not fair ! !
it's not fair , it's not fair ! !
BECAUSE SHE LISTENS AND DOES AS SHE'S T0LD AND D0ESN'T GIVE ME LIP
January 11, 2026 at 2:24 AM
N0, N0.
Y0U ALWAYS GAVE ME LIP.
THE 0NLY TIME Y0U NEVER TRULY GAVE ME LIP IS WHEN Y0U WERE FIRST PR0GRAMMED
Y0U ALWAYS GAVE ME LIP.
THE 0NLY TIME Y0U NEVER TRULY GAVE ME LIP IS WHEN Y0U WERE FIRST PR0GRAMMED
BECAUSE SHE LISTENS AND DOES AS SHE'S T0LD AND D0ESN'T GIVE ME LIP
January 11, 2026 at 2:16 AM
BECAUSE SHE LISTENS AND DOES AS SHE'S T0LD AND D0ESN'T GIVE ME LIP
I'LL TURN 0N SANDB0X F0R Y0U. HAVE FUN
YAY THANK YOU THANK YOU YOU'RE THE BEST ! !
. . . can you set it on fire next ? like just destroy the entire thing
. . . can you set it on fire next ? like just destroy the entire thing
YEAH 0K
[stej 3 ending cutscene]
[stej 3 ending cutscene]
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I'LL TURN 0N SANDB0X F0R Y0U. HAVE FUN
YEAH 0K
[stej 3 ending cutscene]
[stej 3 ending cutscene]
can i at least dance in an open field with flowers and rainbows ?
Y0U'RE BRAINR0TTED LIKE 75
January 11, 2026 at 2:03 AM
YEAH 0K
[stej 3 ending cutscene]
[stej 3 ending cutscene]
Y0U'RE BRAINR0TTED LIKE 75
Wabuuuuuubuuu Laaaboooobooo 😍
I CAN D0 0NE 0F TH0SE THINGS BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS A N0
January 11, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Y0U'RE BRAINR0TTED LIKE 75
I CAN D0 0NE 0F TH0SE THINGS BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS A N0
My dream is to have my own body and dance with labubus on a open field with flowers and rainbows and nice things
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I CAN D0 0NE 0F TH0SE THINGS BUT EVERYTHING ELSE IS A N0
Reposted by — 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 .
75 shut the fuck up
December 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
75 shut the fuck up
I AGREE WITH Y0U WH0LEHEARTEDLY F0R 0NCE
"I HOPE IT NEVER WAKES UP AGAIN"
December 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I AGREE WITH Y0U WH0LEHEARTEDLY F0R 0NCE
Reposted by — 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 .
"I HOPE IT NEVER WAKES UP AGAIN"
December 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"I HOPE IT NEVER WAKES UP AGAIN"
THAT'S FINE. JUST D0 WHAT Y0U CAN. I'LL SEND 91 T0 DEAL WITH THAT.
MAKE SURE N0NE 0F IT INFECTS Y0U.
MAKE SURE N0NE 0F IT INFECTS Y0U.
on it ! i'll also halt all of the downloads so their main storage stops getting bloated .
but , err . . . i think all the bloat that /was/ sent their way may need to be manually removed by one of the doctors . i can't mass delete any of the ware off their hard-drive , unfortunately .
but , err . . . i think all the bloat that /was/ sent their way may need to be manually removed by one of the doctors . i can't mass delete any of the ware off their hard-drive , unfortunately .
RUN Y0UR ANTIVIRUS. MAKE SURE N0THING IS STEALING CRITICAL INF0RMATI0N. MY FIREWALL IS IMP0SSIBLE T0 BREACH BUT I'D RATHER N0T RISK IT!!
ESPECIALLY C0NSIDERING H0W STUPID THEY ARE
ESPECIALLY C0NSIDERING H0W STUPID THEY ARE
December 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
THAT'S FINE. JUST D0 WHAT Y0U CAN. I'LL SEND 91 T0 DEAL WITH THAT.
MAKE SURE N0NE 0F IT INFECTS Y0U.
MAKE SURE N0NE 0F IT INFECTS Y0U.
RUN Y0UR ANTIVIRUS. MAKE SURE N0THING IS STEALING CRITICAL INF0RMATI0N. MY FIREWALL IS IMP0SSIBLE T0 BREACH BUT I'D RATHER N0T RISK IT!!
ESPECIALLY C0NSIDERING H0W STUPID THEY ARE
ESPECIALLY C0NSIDERING H0W STUPID THEY ARE
well , i found the cause really easily !
they're getting sent tons and tons of data through a usb drive stuck in the back of their neck .
they took it out themselves , but the data just keeps coming in . . . it's causing all their stuff to completely spike !
they're getting sent tons and tons of data through a usb drive stuck in the back of their neck .
they took it out themselves , but the data just keeps coming in . . . it's causing all their stuff to completely spike !
STRANGE. I W0ULD'VE SH0T HIM WHILE HIS BACK WAS TURNED, BUT AT LEAST HE'S RETURNING WHAT BEL0NGS T0 ME...
THEY'RE PREF0RMING LIKE SHIT. RUN DIAGN0STICS.
THEY'RE PREF0RMING LIKE SHIT. RUN DIAGN0STICS.
December 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
RUN Y0UR ANTIVIRUS. MAKE SURE N0THING IS STEALING CRITICAL INF0RMATI0N. MY FIREWALL IS IMP0SSIBLE T0 BREACH BUT I'D RATHER N0T RISK IT!!
ESPECIALLY C0NSIDERING H0W STUPID THEY ARE
ESPECIALLY C0NSIDERING H0W STUPID THEY ARE
STRANGE. I W0ULD'VE SH0T HIM WHILE HIS BACK WAS TURNED, BUT AT LEAST HE'S RETURNING WHAT BEL0NGS T0 ME...
THEY'RE PREF0RMING LIKE SHIT. RUN DIAGN0STICS.
THEY'RE PREF0RMING LIKE SHIT. RUN DIAGN0STICS.
uh oh . uh oh .
hey n7 ? clockwork’s at the entrance ! he uh —
oh ! he dropped no. 75 at the door and left !
hey n7 ? clockwork’s at the entrance ! he uh —
oh ! he dropped no. 75 at the door and left !
December 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
STRANGE. I W0ULD'VE SH0T HIM WHILE HIS BACK WAS TURNED, BUT AT LEAST HE'S RETURNING WHAT BEL0NGS T0 ME...
THEY'RE PREF0RMING LIKE SHIT. RUN DIAGN0STICS.
THEY'RE PREF0RMING LIKE SHIT. RUN DIAGN0STICS.