Izzy
@izzyplurm.bsky.social
Absolutely terrible and very entertaining. Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ she/her
What have I been up to today?
February 16, 2026 at 7:58 PM
What have I been up to today?
All this for a tattoo of confused and angry burrowing owls tomorrow (which I am very giddy about)
February 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
All this for a tattoo of confused and angry burrowing owls tomorrow (which I am very giddy about)
It took 4 changes of train to get here, travelling through all the glamour spots: Middlesbrough! Allens West! Darlington!
February 15, 2026 at 8:43 PM
It took 4 changes of train to get here, travelling through all the glamour spots: Middlesbrough! Allens West! Darlington!
I am in Glasgow, avoiding Tennents Lager in every bar. Living the dream
February 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I am in Glasgow, avoiding Tennents Lager in every bar. Living the dream
Men who play ice hockey are very aggy (apart from my beloved Quinn Hughes, who is just a haunted Victorian child)
February 15, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Men who play ice hockey are very aggy (apart from my beloved Quinn Hughes, who is just a haunted Victorian child)
We have my youngest son’s Czech boyfriend coming over to stay next week, so I have been overly invested in the Czech athletes in the Olympics (see also: Lithuania thanks to daughter’s boyf)
February 11, 2026 at 7:27 PM
We have my youngest son’s Czech boyfriend coming over to stay next week, so I have been overly invested in the Czech athletes in the Olympics (see also: Lithuania thanks to daughter’s boyf)
Is the mascot for the Olympics an ermine?
February 7, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Is the mascot for the Olympics an ermine?
Not feeling my best today so it’s a day in bed with all my cats, watching Olympics. Such a ‘shame’
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Not feeling my best today so it’s a day in bed with all my cats, watching Olympics. Such a ‘shame’
Genuinely saddened at Catherine O’Hara’s death. She brought a lot of joy into my life through many characters
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Genuinely saddened at Catherine O’Hara’s death. She brought a lot of joy into my life through many characters
@omgjudith.bsky.social Moose Bawls popped into my head today
January 23, 2026 at 6:49 PM
@omgjudith.bsky.social Moose Bawls popped into my head today
Reposted by Izzy
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
I don’t know why this guy has to be so weird
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I don’t know why this guy has to be so weird
Cold, leftover belly pork for a fine and nutritious breakfast (6 hours after I got up)
January 2, 2026 at 12:18 PM
Cold, leftover belly pork for a fine and nutritious breakfast (6 hours after I got up)
Still makes me laugh almost 3 decades later
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Still makes me laugh almost 3 decades later
Just had a random memory of listening to Mark and Lard in the afternoon and their bit where you had to suggest a tune for a news story. The story was someone who farted at the judge in court to express their disdain for their sentence. The song suggestion? youtu.be/4AVWZwZq_QU
DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Boom! Shake The Room (The Street Remix) (Official Video)
YouTube video by DJJazzyJeffVEVO
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Just had a random memory of listening to Mark and Lard in the afternoon and their bit where you had to suggest a tune for a news story. The story was someone who farted at the judge in court to express their disdain for their sentence. The song suggestion? youtu.be/4AVWZwZq_QU
Suspect there is a correlation with autism, but my 16yo’s sleep pattern is FUCKED when he’s not at college. Back into awake during the night; hence me just making him a bloody pack up when I just wanted to sit on the sofa and quietly expire or zombify
January 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Suspect there is a correlation with autism, but my 16yo’s sleep pattern is FUCKED when he’s not at college. Back into awake during the night; hence me just making him a bloody pack up when I just wanted to sit on the sofa and quietly expire or zombify
Just had to break up a fight between my tuxedo and his brother. They are from the same litter and used to cuddle non-stop. Now it’s like they’ve never met. Dickheads. Turns out the tux just wanted the prime seat to watch Sinners
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Just had to break up a fight between my tuxedo and his brother. They are from the same litter and used to cuddle non-stop. Now it’s like they’ve never met. Dickheads. Turns out the tux just wanted the prime seat to watch Sinners
Doing Danish roast pork just for me, because why the fuck not? I have some redcurrants I can strew about to feel Nordic.
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Doing Danish roast pork just for me, because why the fuck not? I have some redcurrants I can strew about to feel Nordic.
This beautiful, entirely empty-headed, boy
December 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
This beautiful, entirely empty-headed, boy
It isn’t even nice chocolate but it’s somehow very seductive
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It isn’t even nice chocolate but it’s somehow very seductive
Sainsbury’s had nets of chocolate coins reduced to 37p so that’s my personality for the day
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sainsbury’s had nets of chocolate coins reduced to 37p so that’s my personality for the day
Actually disowning my daughter now
December 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Actually disowning my daughter now
I’m listening to Arabic/Egyptian music, that my amazingly eclectic son introduced me to. He listens to it when he draws
December 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m listening to Arabic/Egyptian music, that my amazingly eclectic son introduced me to. He listens to it when he draws
The brothers are the smuggest cats I’ve ever had (and the laziest).
December 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The brothers are the smuggest cats I’ve ever had (and the laziest).
I’m watching Paddington in Peru. Just thought @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social should know
December 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m watching Paddington in Peru. Just thought @sarahvanpelt.bsky.social should know