Elle Wears Toit Pants
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My son finishes his cancer treatment tomorrow. 🔔
To the one person who reads my posts, hi.
June 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
To the one person who reads my posts, hi.
I don’t think this fight
will end with make-up
sex.
will end with make-up
sex.
June 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I don’t think this fight
will end with make-up
sex.
will end with make-up
sex.
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Accidentally clicked my yahoo news tab
June 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Accidentally clicked my yahoo news tab
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The internet was better when the modem screamed.
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The internet was better when the modem screamed.
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A love story in two pictures.
May 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
A love story in two pictures.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
May 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Violets are blue
Australia voted last night. Conservatives lost 😂🤣
a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a window .
ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is standing in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
May 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Australia voted last night. Conservatives lost 😂🤣
“Groceries. It’s a bag with different things in it.”
😂🤣
The US President
😂🤣
The US President
April 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Groceries. It’s a bag with different things in it.”
😂🤣
The US President
😂🤣
The US President
Rest in peace, Val.
April 2, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Rest in peace, Val.
Bora Bora?
Can’t, cuz poor-a poor-a.
Can’t, cuz poor-a poor-a.
April 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Bora Bora?
Can’t, cuz poor-a poor-a.
Can’t, cuz poor-a poor-a.
I fucking love Alanna Ubach.
April 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I fucking love Alanna Ubach.
When a clown moves into a palace, the clown doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus.
- Turkish Proverb -
- Turkish Proverb -
March 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
When a clown moves into a palace, the clown doesn't become a king, the palace becomes a circus.
- Turkish Proverb -
- Turkish Proverb -
And we thank Sydney for her service.
March 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
And we thank Sydney for her service.
The versatility of Stanley Tucci.
March 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The versatility of Stanley Tucci.
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When your texting is so bad your friends are just used to it.
March 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
When your texting is so bad your friends are just used to it.
My little girl is 11 today. 🥺
March 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My little girl is 11 today. 🥺
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Oh god now Gypsy Rose has my haircut, fuck everything.
March 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh god now Gypsy Rose has my haircut, fuck everything.